Astro Alloy 💫
@astroalloy.com
loud, fun punk band from Philadelphia, PA, USA
we got a cool website: https://astroalloy.com/
we got a cool website: https://astroalloy.com/
Wrong movie, you were supposed to watch The Craft
September 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Wrong movie, you were supposed to watch The Craft
My friend will post about the birth of their first child and Instagram will be like “NO TIME FOR THAT, WE GOTTA SHOW TYLER THE PUPPET GIRL AGAIN”
September 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
My friend will post about the birth of their first child and Instagram will be like “NO TIME FOR THAT, WE GOTTA SHOW TYLER THE PUPPET GIRL AGAIN”
Hearing “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” for the first time was a core memory for me!
August 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Hearing “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” for the first time was a core memory for me!
What was your first favorite album?
August 31, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What was your first favorite album?
“Your honor, I was told to steal it by the police”
August 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM
“Your honor, I was told to steal it by the police”
Everything about him seems French
August 27, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Everything about him seems French
the violations are part of its charm!
August 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
the violations are part of its charm!
So that’s what happened to my sandwich!!
August 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
So that’s what happened to my sandwich!!
See also @penultimatesmbc.bsky.social
August 21, 2026 at 11:05 PM
See also @penultimatesmbc.bsky.social
I can’t believe Bluntman would do this
August 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I can’t believe Bluntman would do this
I heard the Gorillaz all the time in high school, never cared for them. ~15 years later, oh my god, their whole discography fucks
August 19, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I heard the Gorillaz all the time in high school, never cared for them. ~15 years later, oh my god, their whole discography fucks
Jack White? Yes. But I do wonder how John Anthony Gillis talks.
August 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Jack White? Yes. But I do wonder how John Anthony Gillis talks.