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@mrjamesob.bsky.social canine paws and popcorn smell, what about the dog's bollocks?
September 10, 2026 at 9:41 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social canine paws and popcorn smell, what about the dog's bollocks?
"'Loose pub talk': Farage responds to undercover report"
At least he's moved on from 'locker room talk'
At least he's moved on from 'locker room talk'
September 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
"'Loose pub talk': Farage responds to undercover report"
At least he's moved on from 'locker room talk'
At least he's moved on from 'locker room talk'
'Nigel Farage tells BBC he 'wasn't listening' during foreign donor talks filmed undercover'
I wasn't listening your honour
I wasn't listening your honour
September 6, 2026 at 12:09 PM
'Nigel Farage tells BBC he 'wasn't listening' during foreign donor talks filmed undercover'
I wasn't listening your honour
I wasn't listening your honour
🎵 Farage has only got one ball,
Yousef has two but very small,
Tice has pubic lice,
But poor old Lowe has no balls at all🎵
Yousef has two but very small,
Tice has pubic lice,
But poor old Lowe has no balls at all🎵
August 22, 2026 at 8:56 PM
🎵 Farage has only got one ball,
Yousef has two but very small,
Tice has pubic lice,
But poor old Lowe has no balls at all🎵
Yousef has two but very small,
Tice has pubic lice,
But poor old Lowe has no balls at all🎵
Alex Karp is a right wing nut job with a warped sense of reality
August 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Alex Karp is a right wing nut job with a warped sense of reality
I just saw Nigel Farage walk out of this shop
August 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I just saw Nigel Farage walk out of this shop
If you slice up a salamander's brain, rearrange it and put it back, it can still function. A trait that it shares with Liz Truss.
July 26, 2026 at 7:54 AM
If you slice up a salamander's brain, rearrange it and put it back, it can still function. A trait that it shares with Liz Truss.
🎵 He's fat
He's got piles
He's in the Epstein files
It's Donald Trump
It's Donald Trump🎵
He's got piles
He's in the Epstein files
It's Donald Trump
It's Donald Trump🎵
July 25, 2026 at 9:30 PM
🎵 He's fat
He's got piles
He's in the Epstein files
It's Donald Trump
It's Donald Trump🎵
He's got piles
He's in the Epstein files
It's Donald Trump
It's Donald Trump🎵
I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens - George Saunders
July 18, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens - George Saunders
Given that it's the Middle East, it wasn't exactly going to be the homosexual of Hormuz now was it?
June 28, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Given that it's the Middle East, it wasn't exactly going to be the homosexual of Hormuz now was it?
8647 is my favorite prime number ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
June 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
8647 is my favorite prime number ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
'Labour has 'no coherent plan' for country, says Blair'
Whereas Tony B Liar's plan would be:
Invade Iran, mandatory ID cards, become Trump's lapdog, drill the North Sea and put Tuition Fees up to £20000 annually
Fuck off Blair
Whereas Tony B Liar's plan would be:
Invade Iran, mandatory ID cards, become Trump's lapdog, drill the North Sea and put Tuition Fees up to £20000 annually
Fuck off Blair
May 27, 2026 at 5:14 AM
'Labour has 'no coherent plan' for country, says Blair'
Whereas Tony B Liar's plan would be:
Invade Iran, mandatory ID cards, become Trump's lapdog, drill the North Sea and put Tuition Fees up to £20000 annually
Fuck off Blair
Whereas Tony B Liar's plan would be:
Invade Iran, mandatory ID cards, become Trump's lapdog, drill the North Sea and put Tuition Fees up to £20000 annually
Fuck off Blair
stave off starvation, with Klarna!
April 21, 2026 at 7:31 PM
stave off starvation, with Klarna!
The Elizabeth Line is named after all the cocaine she did
April 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
The Elizabeth Line is named after all the cocaine she did
Centre Parcs. Where Butlins meets Waitrose.
March 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Centre Parcs. Where Butlins meets Waitrose.
Trump, the senile, proto fascist self obsessed property speculator allegedly financed with Russian money is a fraud.
February 24, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Trump, the senile, proto fascist self obsessed property speculator allegedly financed with Russian money is a fraud.
@nativedialogsga.bsky.social pog mon thain
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
@nativedialogsga.bsky.social pog mon thain
Nice to see regime change in Venezuela is part of the doctrine America First
January 4, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Nice to see regime change in Venezuela is part of the doctrine America First
Russell Kane is the natural consequence of teaching chavs to read
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Russell Kane is the natural consequence of teaching chavs to read
'Russia accused the US of committing "an act of armed aggression".'
Oh the irony
Oh the irony
January 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
'Russia accused the US of committing "an act of armed aggression".'
Oh the irony
Oh the irony
People who are compelled to set off fireworks and enjoy them have the intellectual capability of children
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
People who are compelled to set off fireworks and enjoy them have the intellectual capability of children
Rachel Reeves's palms were sweaty,
Growth weak, forecast heavy
The OBR released the details of the budget already
Growth weak, forecast heavy
The OBR released the details of the budget already
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Rachel Reeves's palms were sweaty,
Growth weak, forecast heavy
The OBR released the details of the budget already
Growth weak, forecast heavy
The OBR released the details of the budget already
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My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app?
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app?