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Aunty Christ
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"In a rich man's house, there is nowhere to spit besides his face."
I am become great deals on this new 2025 Hyundai Sonata, destroyer of trade ins.
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I will not accept any wine mom slander.
We have been a drunkard species since the inception of fermentation. Who are we to judge mothers who imbibe upon the tradition of weathering the new horrors of our age.
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I saw this not 1 min before your post.
September 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Eliezer Yudkowsky is the High Priest of the Rationalist Millenarian AI Sex Cult who Run The AI Industry that I’ve been talking about.
September 15, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Mike Rogers helped architect legislation to EXPAND the opioid epidemic.

Why? He took money from big pharma.

Corporate, captured, and cowardly.
September 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Please you gotta stop asking me to explain complicated ideas 4 beers deep when you yourself are sober.
September 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
We asked Mitch McConnell's office about the midterms, and this is their response:
(Rattling chains and distant screaming)
September 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Really crazy to see someone back to back post "someone should put some bacon in [El Sayed's] mouth and smoke him" to "ideas should never be reacted to with violence"
September 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
How the hell can you be a "gender is whats between your legs" person and a "God is a man" person? To me, thats fucking wild.
(Unitarians DNI, nobody likes you)
September 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
HOW
HOW
GENUINELY HOW
How are some people unaware of the issues regarding Judaism and the state of Israel? What hole did you crawl out of where you don't understand that difference?
September 8, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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I really thought this was a fake tweet from Trump.

He’s bragging about profiting off the presidency and his followers are clapping like obedient seals.

Pathetic.
September 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September.
September 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
September 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Shitty dnd character concept: a ranger who's favored enemy is dragons, specifically chromatic dragons, but also exclusively refers to them as "coloreds".
August 30, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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behavior like this is genuinely disturbing. like this will obviously just be changed back day 1 after trumps regime is over but its just deeply sad, not even demoralizing, just pathetic
Google Maps has now capitulated to Donald Trump and changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

Apple Maps still uses the correct name.
August 30, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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August 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
"Dolly died because she took the vaccine and pushed it onto other people" it couldn't be because she was 80, but let's follow that logic: Donald Trump.
August 28, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck
August 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Haley Stevens announcing her engagement and plans to honeymoon in Israel.
Lady...Israel is at war right now, why on earth are you wanting to vacation there?
August 27, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Anthropic made $65b last year, if they say $30T in value by 2030 they are absolutely fucking insane.
If every year their revenue grows by a factor of 2 (which is also an insane, anally derived number) then it would still take them a decade to do that.
August 27, 2026 at 4:23 PM
WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HE SAID 30 TRILLION?
30 TRILLION FUCKING DOLLARS?!?!
August 27, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Anthropic's CEO just announcing that they could see $3T valuation before their IPO in October is just steaming hot bullshit. How the fuck is this legal?
August 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The "violence has no place in politics" crowd immediately backpedals and turns to cheering sycophants when a guillotine comes to DC.
August 26, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I don't mean to rush, but now that Dolly Parton is dead who is the new best American?
August 26, 2026 at 12:40 PM
"Checkout the VA for a taste of government funded healthcare"
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"The government is so against public Healthcare that its willing to throw vets under the bus"
August 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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This is fascism.
August 21, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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well now that it's time to land the plane without crashing i guess we should worry about how we elected the dumbest pilots in american history
Wow.

SIEMENS EXEC: “.. We are actively working to not be wholly dependent on data centers. .. We understand at some point there could be a bubble and we’re racing to pay back the investments as quickly as possible.”

@blsuth.bsky.social
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
August 21, 2026 at 6:30 PM