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@autistic-barbie.bsky.social
Late 30s Millennial 👾 Married to my high school sweetheart 💍 Cat Mom 🐱 Domestic engineer 🏡 Purveyor of yap 💬 Lover of whimsy ✨ Current special interest ✈️ Via iOS📱and desktop 🖥️

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October 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
I hate lotion, but I tried to power through and apply some because my arms are so dry.

Lotion‘s expired and smells TERRIBLE.
October 5, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Please admire Claire’s PouchCatato, aka fat sack, aka primordial pouch
October 4, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This has been a nice, lazy, rainy weekend. Me and J love the dreariness. Sure does beat the heat!
October 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I really love my Nodpod, but it's a baby pink so it's not black out. If I see any light peeking out from a mask, I can't stay asleep.

So I got one in black!
October 4, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Also purchased a larger air purifier that does more cycles per minute. We have a tiny one in the bedroom, which would probably be okay if I wasn't a doll collector. Stuff collects dust!
Me and J did a really big dust busting because Claire's been having her little allergic attacks again. Poor mamas.

No longer using under the bed as a storage area so it can be cleaned easier. Only left 2 long, narrow plastic bins with bedding that can be rolled out and dusted quickly.
October 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Me and J did a really big dust busting because Claire's been having her little allergic attacks again. Poor mamas.

No longer using under the bed as a storage area so it can be cleaned easier. Only left 2 long, narrow plastic bins with bedding that can be rolled out and dusted quickly.
October 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
TIL that people with EDS are more sensitive to medicinal side effects.

Oh...
October 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
ermahgerd NAILZ
October 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
My cuticles were healed just enough to not have open sores, so J took me to get my nails did

They're short almond purple that shifts to silver, they look prettiest when you catch that shift in the light
October 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Happy birthday to my dearest @beefybus.bsky.social!
October 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
🖤Am I capable?🩷

cooking: I’m excellent
whistle: No
draw: Rudimentarily
paint: …by numbers
swim: NOPE
english: Fluent
dance: LOL
sing: I can hold a tune
drive: Hate it, but yes
gifting: How is this a capability?
write: Preferred method of communication
guitar: No
speaking: Better at writing
🖤Am I capable?🩷

cooking: yes, my only talent
whistle: Nope
draw: no
paint: No
swim: yes but I’m scared of deep water
english: Yes
dance: kinda
sing: kinda
drive: can I? Sure. Do I? NO. Scary.
gifting: yes
write: yes
guitar: I used to be, now I suck
speaking: I guess?
🖤Am I capable?🩷

cooking: I think I could if I put my mind to it
whistle: Can't
draw: Maybe if I practiced
paint: No
swim: No
english: Native and yet, I'm bad at grammar
dance: I'm good at following the lead
sing: not good
drive: too scary
gifting: bad
write: yeah?
guitar: no
speaking: context
October 3, 2026 at 3:31 AM
This is DiorLipstick, btw!
October 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Mom got me a pair of Fabletics leggings last year. They're an XL.

When I wore an XL (14), I couldn't get these things on my body at all.

At a size 12 (L), they were very, very tight.

HOW ARE THEY STILL TIGHT WHEN I WEAR A 10 (M-L)?! Fuckin' Schrodinger's Leggings.
October 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Anyone else have to time things down to the second?
October 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Someone got their U-haul trailer all the way up to the 4th floor parking garage and had it parked right in front of the door to exit from the apartment to the garage.

That was a new level of entitlement. I'm kind of impressed by the logistics AND audacity!
October 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Psst: it's Tap Cook for iOS :)
I'm a week into using an app that builds recipes and a shopping list for me, creating meals for 2. It also factors in what I already have for its cost estimate.

So far, it's decent. It's nice to not have to expend the spoons constantly thinking about what to cook. We really liked the taco pasta.
October 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Started a spooky month paint-by-number tonight! It's a long haired tabby kitten wearing a witch hat. It's a lot of diffused light, so what I've got laid down so far is... grey and brown blobs.

😂
October 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I've been reading again! This is both good and bad.

Good:
- I'm reading? Books enrich your vocabulary and let you live different lives.

Bad:
- I'm unable to read a book in sessions. I will marathon that shit until it's done!

(I'm a speed reader, but it's still bad. What's sleep?)
October 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
It’s fun being an AvGeek who has a husband that works in aviation!
October 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I'm a week into using an app that builds recipes and a shopping list for me, creating meals for 2. It also factors in what I already have for its cost estimate.

So far, it's decent. It's nice to not have to expend the spoons constantly thinking about what to cook. We really liked the taco pasta.
September 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
We got a targeted ad for an apartment building whilst watching Supermarket Sweep and that fuckin' thing is over $600 more than we pay a month for the same ~700 sq ft.

We're second year tenets here... naurrrrr.
September 30, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Purchased one, guess we’ll see!

My cuticles hurt.
This has not worked, I think I need a picky pad
I wonder if getting a little ouchie stim toy will help me stop picking at the scabs on the back of my head

I’m a compulsive scratcher / picker, fake nails help a little bit to deter but I have trouble keeping up with them
September 30, 2026 at 8:59 AM
This has not worked, I think I need a picky pad
I wonder if getting a little ouchie stim toy will help me stop picking at the scabs on the back of my head

I’m a compulsive scratcher / picker, fake nails help a little bit to deter but I have trouble keeping up with them
September 30, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Having a therapist who specializes in neurodivergent clientele has been healing
September 29, 2026 at 10:52 PM