Autobahnkenobi 🧛♀️
@autobahnkenobi.bsky.social
Still in love with that raggedy thing called Star Wars. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Star Trek. Doctor Who. Cinema. Music. Games. Chess. 1000 other geeky things. Atheist but not a dick about it. Left of center. NSFW occasionally when I'm drunk. Reylo.
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Mainly a Star Wars and Buffy account. Got distracted by politics at the bad place. I follow the news, but doubt I will post about it. Also, I get distracted by great and shiny things. Was Dune Part Two for awhile, and now it's Arcane. Bear with me while I figure this out.
A bunch of Republicans are coming to my house for a HOA meeting tomorrow night. Gonna put out a veggie tray like Gus Fring.
September 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
A bunch of Republicans are coming to my house for a HOA meeting tomorrow night. Gonna put out a veggie tray like Gus Fring.
Much more excited for Halloween: The Game than GTA 6. Comes out tomorrow. Please don't suck.
Giles' Halloween Costume Party
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September 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Much more excited for Halloween: The Game than GTA 6. Comes out tomorrow. Please don't suck.
Never thought the future would be The Terminator, Blade Runner, and Mad Max at the same effing time.
September 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Never thought the future would be The Terminator, Blade Runner, and Mad Max at the same effing time.
Shit. New Harry Potter trailer is pretty good.
September 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Shit. New Harry Potter trailer is pretty good.
I hope this trade war doesn't affect my fake Canadian girlfriend
August 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I hope this trade war doesn't affect my fake Canadian girlfriend
I eat ramen even when I have money. I'll be fine during the apocalypse.
August 24, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I eat ramen even when I have money. I'll be fine during the apocalypse.
Lanterns was great, but now I have to wait another week for more.
Buffy So Bored on Chair
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August 24, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Lanterns was great, but now I have to wait another week for more.
From now until I'm dead, when I see Buffy and Angel dancing to Wild Horses, I'll be reminded of Trump Burgers, so thanks for that, jackass.
Buffy Slays With Her Eyes
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August 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
From now until I'm dead, when I see Buffy and Angel dancing to Wild Horses, I'll be reminded of Trump Burgers, so thanks for that, jackass.
I will not be eating Trump Meat, even if his commie ass sets the price to free.
August 22, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I will not be eating Trump Meat, even if his commie ass sets the price to free.
People who voted for shit-dipped blueberries. Enjoy, bitches.
August 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
People who voted for shit-dipped blueberries. Enjoy, bitches.
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Turd Ferguson
August 19, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Turd Ferguson
Lanterns. Aliens and Kelly Macdonald in a 10-gallon hat. 10/10. No notes.
August 17, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Lanterns. Aliens and Kelly Macdonald in a 10-gallon hat. 10/10. No notes.
Weird that in a few months I can be sitting in a theater watching Dune Messiah while under a dictatorship.
August 15, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Weird that in a few months I can be sitting in a theater watching Dune Messiah while under a dictatorship.
Investing all the time on Kang leaves me salty towards Marvel tbh. Not bringing back Ben Solo leaves me salty towards Star Wars. Supergirl wasn't great like I thought it would be, so I've lost a bit of faith in DC. It was a very emotional time for Buttercup.
August 15, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Investing all the time on Kang leaves me salty towards Marvel tbh. Not bringing back Ben Solo leaves me salty towards Star Wars. Supergirl wasn't great like I thought it would be, so I've lost a bit of faith in DC. It was a very emotional time for Buttercup.
Marvel really needs to get rid of that Gambit character. He looks and sounds ridiculous. Either that or re-cast the actor, because jfc.
Multiple Facepalms
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August 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Marvel really needs to get rid of that Gambit character. He looks and sounds ridiculous. Either that or re-cast the actor, because jfc.
Elvis' death anniversary is in 2 days. C'mon, God. Do it.
August 15, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Elvis' death anniversary is in 2 days. C'mon, God. Do it.
I think you must have a heart as black as midnight if you don't like Gunn's Superman movie.
August 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I think you must have a heart as black as midnight if you don't like Gunn's Superman movie.
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Listen to Commander Adama.
August 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Listen to Commander Adama.
You realize you've gotten older when people don't remember Mr. Bill. You know you're ancient and ready to die when people don't remember Toonces the Driving Cat.
August 14, 2026 at 6:44 PM
You realize you've gotten older when people don't remember Mr. Bill. You know you're ancient and ready to die when people don't remember Toonces the Driving Cat.
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The person who named sweetbreads isn't allowed to name stuff anymore.
August 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The person who named sweetbreads isn't allowed to name stuff anymore.
Waiting for the Republicans to say that El-Sayed has a secret harem in Michigan, that will repopulate the Earth with his seed.
Lex Luthor Sunglasses
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August 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Waiting for the Republicans to say that El-Sayed has a secret harem in Michigan, that will repopulate the Earth with his seed.
Buying a round for my man Ulf the White, who's sick of ALL these motherfuckers. #hotd
Baby Yoda Grogu with a Margarita
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August 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Buying a round for my man Ulf the White, who's sick of ALL these motherfuckers. #hotd