AverageDude0
@averagedude0.bsky.social
He/Him, 18, hi i like games and cats and heaters and the cold and talking and stuff
pretty explicit text intended for an adult audience
acting pedos/lolicon/shotacon dni
https://spinningveryfast.straw.page
pretty explicit text intended for an adult audience
acting pedos/lolicon/shotacon dni
https://spinningveryfast.straw.page
Pinned
goodnight internet. i love you (humanity as a whole, your potential to do good, and the ever-present undying spark of kindness in your hearts)
Ate raw mushroom. Bad :(
April 17, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Ate raw mushroom. Bad :(
Everyone look it's my hubby ducky. Look. Lookat hhiimm.
Part 2 of Wagstaff's Dining with a Show. Sorry for the delay!
April 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Everyone look it's my hubby ducky. Look. Lookat hhiimm.
Reposted by AverageDude0
Got some help making a little crossdressing ducky in MS paint lol.
April 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Got some help making a little crossdressing ducky in MS paint lol.
hand is in recovery
March 17, 2026 at 2:43 AM
hand is in recovery
Reposted by AverageDude0
To clarify this is what I imagined
March 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
To clarify this is what I imagined
just busted a fat nut IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WASN'T ON SSRIS
March 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
just busted a fat nut IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WASN'T ON SSRIS
I FUCKING LOVE SPICY FOOD!!!!!
March 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I FUCKING LOVE SPICY FOOD!!!!!
I think I'll go back to carrier pigeon, thanks
February 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I think I'll go back to carrier pigeon, thanks
dandruff fucking pisses me off man!!!! like ok i wash you gently and rinse thoroughly and you CRASH OUT. i was you with my nice shampoo for you and you CRASH OUT. i was you THOROUGHLY and INTENSE and I RINSE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW and you CRASH. OIT. GET OFF OF ME!!!! SCRATCHING IT TIL I BLEEDWTF
February 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
dandruff fucking pisses me off man!!!! like ok i wash you gently and rinse thoroughly and you CRASH OUT. i was you with my nice shampoo for you and you CRASH OUT. i was you THOROUGHLY and INTENSE and I RINSE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW and you CRASH. OIT. GET OFF OF ME!!!! SCRATCHING IT TIL I BLEEDWTF
BREAKING NEWS! cat may love me
she loves you too !!! maybe idk she doesn't like most people
February 25, 2026 at 2:52 AM
BREAKING NEWS! cat may love me
I need a lava lamp so bad dude.
February 23, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I need a lava lamp so bad dude.
@randnoxious.bsky.social Christopher
February 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
@randnoxious.bsky.social Christopher
horse
two horses are standing in a dirt field in front of a house
Alt: Horse gets watered. Spins happily
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
horse
i feel like ame-chan on her little hidden alt posting and consistently having no interaction here but like im happy it's my little diary and talking into the void knowing someone might see it helps me formulate my feelings into proper thoughts. im full of whimsy and joy
February 20, 2026 at 2:42 AM
i feel like ame-chan on her little hidden alt posting and consistently having no interaction here but like im happy it's my little diary and talking into the void knowing someone might see it helps me formulate my feelings into proper thoughts. im full of whimsy and joy
ooouuughhh i love posting
February 20, 2026 at 2:40 AM
ooouuughhh i love posting
like i love my friends so much and i want them to prosper but also i rarely feel sad when they're sad. sometimes i am mad at the injustice they were faced with or i feel a logical reason type of feeling like "friend is sad. that's bad. let's fix this"
i feel likeasociopath or psychopath or something
i feel likeasociopath or psychopath or something
February 20, 2026 at 12:48 AM
like i love my friends so much and i want them to prosper but also i rarely feel sad when they're sad. sometimes i am mad at the injustice they were faced with or i feel a logical reason type of feeling like "friend is sad. that's bad. let's fix this"
i feel likeasociopath or psychopath or something
i feel likeasociopath or psychopath or something
ME AS. FUCK
February 14, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ME AS. FUCK
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
so my new medicine making me fucking tired . Good news: I fall asleep at night in 5min compared to my usual 1hr.
Bad news: I Can't Do Fucking ANYTHING without falling asleep the second i sit down
Bad news: I Can't Do Fucking ANYTHING without falling asleep the second i sit down
February 14, 2026 at 12:57 AM
so my new medicine making me fucking tired . Good news: I fall asleep at night in 5min compared to my usual 1hr.
Bad news: I Can't Do Fucking ANYTHING without falling asleep the second i sit down
Bad news: I Can't Do Fucking ANYTHING without falling asleep the second i sit down
having medicines is annoying because like 'oh i slept for 12hour and then also fell asleep in class' but now we can't just write it off as an anomaly. we have to do research to figure out which of the 90000 pills keeping me sane is doing it. and then make changes leading to a lapse in said sanity
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
having medicines is annoying because like 'oh i slept for 12hour and then also fell asleep in class' but now we can't just write it off as an anomaly. we have to do research to figure out which of the 90000 pills keeping me sane is doing it. and then make changes leading to a lapse in said sanity
i like when my friend plays the sample of this one song and it goes Weow woew weoe Weow weoe woew and it makes me so happy and I turn into the stereotypical autistic man but I don't have to worry about it because my friends are real. i love my frieds
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 AM
i like when my friend plays the sample of this one song and it goes Weow woew weoe Weow weoe woew and it makes me so happy and I turn into the stereotypical autistic man but I don't have to worry about it because my friends are real. i love my frieds
i uhhhh uhhh forgot
February 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
i uhhhh uhhh forgot
My dinner is cheerios with hot cocoa mix in it. I feel very free.
February 8, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My dinner is cheerios with hot cocoa mix in it. I feel very free.