Hateration Holleration
@avphibes.bsky.social
Anti-life. Anti-human. Misandrist. Unemployable. Unfuckable. Still here out of spite.
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I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
Can we just talk for one minute about how this kid looks like Neil Patrick Harris playing Draco Malfoy?
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Can we just talk for one minute about how this kid looks like Neil Patrick Harris playing Draco Malfoy?
Every straight wedding photo I see is a cute girl with the most hideous monstrosity you’ve ever seen and she’s smiling like she won a prize and it makes me want to die.
February 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Every straight wedding photo I see is a cute girl with the most hideous monstrosity you’ve ever seen and she’s smiling like she won a prize and it makes me want to die.
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You’re so relatable (derogatory).
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
You’re so relatable (derogatory).
I’m sorry, but as a stickler for historical accuracy, Helen of Troy has to be played by an actress who hatched from an egg after her mother was seduced by a God in the form of a swan. Otherwise, I’ll be completely taken out of the story.
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I’m sorry, but as a stickler for historical accuracy, Helen of Troy has to be played by an actress who hatched from an egg after her mother was seduced by a God in the form of a swan. Otherwise, I’ll be completely taken out of the story.
If you are shocked by the extent to which rich and powerful men treat women - especially young women - as disposable sexual objects to be commodified and exploited, wait til you find out about men in general.
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
If you are shocked by the extent to which rich and powerful men treat women - especially young women - as disposable sexual objects to be commodified and exploited, wait til you find out about men in general.
Surprising how relevant this tweet I wrote 15 years ago still is.
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Surprising how relevant this tweet I wrote 15 years ago still is.
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Every day I think Elon Muck can’t possibly get more unlikable and every day I am wrong
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Every day I think Elon Muck can’t possibly get more unlikable and every day I am wrong
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the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
Look, there are a zillion legitimate critiques of AI, but the current lefty-hipster “I don’t even USE AI!” Has the exact same insufferably smug energy as 90’s lefty-hipster’s “I don’t even OWN a TV!”
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Look, there are a zillion legitimate critiques of AI, but the current lefty-hipster “I don’t even USE AI!” Has the exact same insufferably smug energy as 90’s lefty-hipster’s “I don’t even OWN a TV!”
Relieved to be in February, just because January felt like it would never end.
February 2, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Relieved to be in February, just because January felt like it would never end.
A lot of criticism of AI art as “bad art” is similar to criticism of plastic surgery. Because people are only aware of it when it’s bad enough to be noticeable, they think it’s all bad.
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 PM
A lot of criticism of AI art as “bad art” is similar to criticism of plastic surgery. Because people are only aware of it when it’s bad enough to be noticeable, they think it’s all bad.
I speak Spanish about as good as Bad Bunny speaks English.
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I speak Spanish about as good as Bad Bunny speaks English.
My luxurious, velvety boy
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
My luxurious, velvety boy
Finally some good news!
January 29, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Finally some good news!
I spent so much money this month that when I opened my wallet, I expected moths to fly out of it like a cartoon.
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I spent so much money this month that when I opened my wallet, I expected moths to fly out of it like a cartoon.
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I know this is difficult but everybody has to accept that women can have insight, even when those women are annoying.
January 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I know this is difficult but everybody has to accept that women can have insight, even when those women are annoying.
If I was rich, I’d just be like “I want to pet an ocelot…bring me an ocelot!”
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
If I was rich, I’d just be like “I want to pet an ocelot…bring me an ocelot!”
I wish there was a way to communicate to strange men that if they communicate with me in any way, I feel threatened and want to pepper spray them.
January 26, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I wish there was a way to communicate to strange men that if they communicate with me in any way, I feel threatened and want to pepper spray them.
The whole hour the dentist spent fixing my broken tooth today really tested my ability to dissociate.
January 26, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The whole hour the dentist spent fixing my broken tooth today really tested my ability to dissociate.
Whenever a man acts like he actually likes his wife/girlfriend, I literally don’t believe it. Maybe it’s a ruse, a scam, some kind of manipulation, AI generated…you will never convince me that shit is real. I’m not stupid.
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Whenever a man acts like he actually likes his wife/girlfriend, I literally don’t believe it. Maybe it’s a ruse, a scam, some kind of manipulation, AI generated…you will never convince me that shit is real. I’m not stupid.
Well, I found out I have hypothyroidism, so at least I have a medical excuse for being fat and lazy and cold when it’s 68 degrees.
January 25, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Well, I found out I have hypothyroidism, so at least I have a medical excuse for being fat and lazy and cold when it’s 68 degrees.
Normalize buying sheets in complimentary colors to your cat.
January 24, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Normalize buying sheets in complimentary colors to your cat.
Just realized that I look like Jensen Huang, only a Caucasian female.
January 22, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Just realized that I look like Jensen Huang, only a Caucasian female.
I am absolutely riveted by local immigrant small business drama. I heard that in a heated drunken moment, the Norwegian baker is refusing to supply buns to the German sausage cart. JUICY!
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I am absolutely riveted by local immigrant small business drama. I heard that in a heated drunken moment, the Norwegian baker is refusing to supply buns to the German sausage cart. JUICY!