Helper Monkey, aka Antifa
@ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social
Helper Monkey's my slave name. My birth name is ¡Yaoweeeeeech! I was torn out of me mum's arms as a wee bairn, & am now forced to do tricks for a fat talking head. He thinks he's in control, but this is my account, now. I llke macadamia nuts & CoCo Puffs.
"These two big, strong, and quite handsome, I must say, firemen came to me down at Ground Zero, and said, 'Sir, we must get you out of here, sir, but we're lost, and need you to lead us out, sir!' So I told them everything would be okay, and I led them out of danger. They woulda died if not for me."
Trump's lies are now accepted as his norm. He is a liar. But to lie about 9/11 feel sacrilegious. His building is 4 miles from Ground Zero. He was not carried by firemen. They were busy.
September 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
"These two big, strong, and quite handsome, I must say, firemen came to me down at Ground Zero, and said, 'Sir, we must get you out of here, sir, but we're lost, and need you to lead us out, sir!' So I told them everything would be okay, and I led them out of danger. They woulda died if not for me."
Interesting that Dallas, of all places, was chosen for this grift/fiasco. I wonder if Lil Marco & Crazy Pete will be in the decoy limo, while Trump hides with Nat in a taco wagon. Either way, it's 100%, 200%, some say 500% guaranteed that he'll shit his pants.
Like sands through an hourglass...
Like sands through an hourglass...
IMPOSSIBLE.
He's been a perpetual, non-stop source of embarrassment to all decent humans since he first rode down that escalator to declare all Mexicans criminals, drug dealers & rapists.
He's the worst thing to happen to our country, EVER.
He's been a perpetual, non-stop source of embarrassment to all decent humans since he first rode down that escalator to declare all Mexicans criminals, drug dealers & rapists.
He's the worst thing to happen to our country, EVER.
They’re begging people to go at this point.
September 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Interesting that Dallas, of all places, was chosen for this grift/fiasco. I wonder if Lil Marco & Crazy Pete will be in the decoy limo, while Trump hides with Nat in a taco wagon. Either way, it's 100%, 200%, some say 500% guaranteed that he'll shit his pants.
Like sands through an hourglass...
Like sands through an hourglass...
It's only a matter of days before Trump renames Iran to East America, then demolishes the Vietnam War Memorial.
September 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It's only a matter of days before Trump renames Iran to East America, then demolishes the Vietnam War Memorial.
My man looks like he doesn't wash his dirty ass in the shower because that would mean he was gay.
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
September 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My man looks like he doesn't wash his dirty ass in the shower because that would mean he was gay.
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Every day over 100 degrees is another day I consider starting a GFM to sponsor my move back to Minnesota.
September 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Every day over 100 degrees is another day I consider starting a GFM to sponsor my move back to Minnesota.
The Canadians could make Trump's head explode by "renaming" Lake Superior to Lake Obama, reasoning that "the greatest of the Great Lakes should be named after the greatest U.S. president." Of course, it'll still be Lake Superior, but if this is what it takes to get that aneurysm bursting, well...
oh fuck you too Apple.
It will always be Lake Ontario.
It will always be Lake Ontario.
September 2, 2026 at 2:13 AM
The Canadians could make Trump's head explode by "renaming" Lake Superior to Lake Obama, reasoning that "the greatest of the Great Lakes should be named after the greatest U.S. president." Of course, it'll still be Lake Superior, but if this is what it takes to get that aneurysm bursting, well...
Oh, you mean Lake Obama?
August 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Oh, you mean Lake Obama?
Turds float until they get flushed, and, so, Milo.
Laura Loomer is taking credit for Milo getting detained by ICE.
August 28, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Turds float until they get flushed, and, so, Milo.
Every time Trump opens its sphincterish mouth, I know we're in for a lot of shit. It tracks.
August 28, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Every time Trump opens its sphincterish mouth, I know we're in for a lot of shit. It tracks.
I wonder if the prediction markets are taking bets on whether or not Trump tries putting his name on Dolly's memorial. Maybe he'll swing by Graceland, too, while he's at it.
August 27, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I wonder if the prediction markets are taking bets on whether or not Trump tries putting his name on Dolly's memorial. Maybe he'll swing by Graceland, too, while he's at it.
It's not that the cows were mad at being slaughtered, then shipped halfway around the world to the United States, it's that they were fecking Mad Cows. I don't know about you, but I sure as Hell don't want prions in my Hamburger Helper. Hard pass.
August 26, 2026 at 3:21 PM
It's not that the cows were mad at being slaughtered, then shipped halfway around the world to the United States, it's that they were fecking Mad Cows. I don't know about you, but I sure as Hell don't want prions in my Hamburger Helper. Hard pass.
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Hanging?
We need to call this what it is: LYNCHING. Ten Black Americans in less than two years.
Every one of these deaths deserves answers, transparency, and scrutiny. No one should look at these images and expect Black Americans to shrug this off, especially in light of our history.
We need to call this what it is: LYNCHING. Ten Black Americans in less than two years.
Every one of these deaths deserves answers, transparency, and scrutiny. No one should look at these images and expect Black Americans to shrug this off, especially in light of our history.
August 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Hanging?
We need to call this what it is: LYNCHING. Ten Black Americans in less than two years.
Every one of these deaths deserves answers, transparency, and scrutiny. No one should look at these images and expect Black Americans to shrug this off, especially in light of our history.
We need to call this what it is: LYNCHING. Ten Black Americans in less than two years.
Every one of these deaths deserves answers, transparency, and scrutiny. No one should look at these images and expect Black Americans to shrug this off, especially in light of our history.
If you just replace the words "ground beef" with the word "prions," the sentence "President Donald Trump announced a temporary suspension of tariffs on 300,000 metric tons of imported ground beef over three months" totally tracks. Any old mad cow can see that.
August 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
If you just replace the words "ground beef" with the word "prions," the sentence "President Donald Trump announced a temporary suspension of tariffs on 300,000 metric tons of imported ground beef over three months" totally tracks. Any old mad cow can see that.
For fucksake, Republicans, 'Soylent Green' was just a movie, not an operating principle!
REPUBLICANS: “We need to stop regulating
corporations growing food so they can make even
*more* money!”
[grocery shopping becomes Russia roulette with death]
REPUBLICANS: “Thank you, Big Ag for your checks! Screw American shoppers!”
corporations growing food so they can make even
*more* money!”
[grocery shopping becomes Russia roulette with death]
REPUBLICANS: “Thank you, Big Ag for your checks! Screw American shoppers!”
August 21, 2026 at 2:09 AM
For fucksake, Republicans, 'Soylent Green' was just a movie, not an operating principle!
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OK. @jamellebouie.net has a great takedown of our pundit class. Exhibit 1 is David Brooks. Guess what? Yale just hired him to teach undergrads. 1/ youtu.be/46tpqFxfomI?...
The pundits have completely lost the plot
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August 18, 2026 at 12:20 PM
OK. @jamellebouie.net has a great takedown of our pundit class. Exhibit 1 is David Brooks. Guess what? Yale just hired him to teach undergrads. 1/ youtu.be/46tpqFxfomI?...
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Trump wanted the second term to keep out of prison.
Trump wants a third term to keep from the gallows.
Trump wants a third term to keep from the gallows.
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August 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Trump wanted the second term to keep out of prison.
Trump wants a third term to keep from the gallows.
Trump wants a third term to keep from the gallows.
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It’s like a televangelist convention got hit by a leaf blower.
August 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
It’s like a televangelist convention got hit by a leaf blower.
You know, one really good thing about A.I. data centers is that, unlike nuclear reactors, they won't contaminate the Earth for thousands of years with lethal radioactivity if they were to somehow blow up.
That's it: the only good thing about A.I. data centers.
That's it: the only good thing about A.I. data centers.
August 5, 2026 at 3:35 PM
You know, one really good thing about A.I. data centers is that, unlike nuclear reactors, they won't contaminate the Earth for thousands of years with lethal radioactivity if they were to somehow blow up.
That's it: the only good thing about A.I. data centers.
That's it: the only good thing about A.I. data centers.
There is still beauty in the world, never fear.
And now, a little Vivaldi.
Michel Tirabosco, a renowned pan flute player, collaborating with Raphaël Froissart.
He is a professor at the Geneva Conservatory. Born with physical differences, he began playing the pan flute at 7 and has achieved international recognition for his skill.
#streetmusic
Michel Tirabosco, a renowned pan flute player, collaborating with Raphaël Froissart.
He is a professor at the Geneva Conservatory. Born with physical differences, he began playing the pan flute at 7 and has achieved international recognition for his skill.
#streetmusic
August 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
There is still beauty in the world, never fear.
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Organic Intelligence tends to benefit all humankind. Artificial Intelligence will only benefit billionaires. Methinks a Butlerian-style Jihad is in order.
So far I still prefer Organic Intelligence
August 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Organic Intelligence tends to benefit all humankind. Artificial Intelligence will only benefit billionaires. Methinks a Butlerian-style Jihad is in order.
"Aquí no hay ninguna niña. Baja a ese gordo de mierda del escenario!"
From "get his fat ass off the stage" to "an embarrassment," Democratic lawmakers didn't exactly sugarcoat their thoughts on Trump's World Cup cameo 👀
July 21, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"Aquí no hay ninguna niña. Baja a ese gordo de mierda del escenario!"
Cheaters don't get to keep their winnings as they're led from the casino.
Embezzlers don't get to keep their victims' money when their crimes are discovered.
Bank robbers don't get to keep their loot when they get caught by the police.
Trump must not be the exception to these rules. Break Trump.
Embezzlers don't get to keep their victims' money when their crimes are discovered.
Bank robbers don't get to keep their loot when they get caught by the police.
Trump must not be the exception to these rules. Break Trump.
"This story is fascinating. It demonstrates Trump’s animal cunning. And it points to yet another vulnerability in America’s economic and social order. One that we hadn’t even realized existed."
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July 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Cheaters don't get to keep their winnings as they're led from the casino.
Embezzlers don't get to keep their victims' money when their crimes are discovered.
Bank robbers don't get to keep their loot when they get caught by the police.
Trump must not be the exception to these rules. Break Trump.
Embezzlers don't get to keep their victims' money when their crimes are discovered.
Bank robbers don't get to keep their loot when they get caught by the police.
Trump must not be the exception to these rules. Break Trump.
Cheaters don't get to keep their winnings as they're led from the casino.
Embezzlers don't get to keep their victims' money when their crimes are discovered.
Bank robbers don't get to keep their loot when they get caught by the police.
Trump must not be the exception to these rules. Break Trump.
Embezzlers don't get to keep their victims' money when their crimes are discovered.
Bank robbers don't get to keep their loot when they get caught by the police.
Trump must not be the exception to these rules. Break Trump.
July 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Cheaters don't get to keep their winnings as they're led from the casino.
Embezzlers don't get to keep their victims' money when their crimes are discovered.
Bank robbers don't get to keep their loot when they get caught by the police.
Trump must not be the exception to these rules. Break Trump.
Embezzlers don't get to keep their victims' money when their crimes are discovered.
Bank robbers don't get to keep their loot when they get caught by the police.
Trump must not be the exception to these rules. Break Trump.