This is besides the point, but if you're explicitly branding your line as "athleisure" rather than "athletic wear" is that an attempt to signal to your audience that, like, if you try to do a squat in these leggings you will split these shits in front of the whole gym?

Dub Gleed absolutely sounds like a jizzwailer in the Max Rebo Band.

What toppings do you get on your doner kebab?

Great piece! I'll throw another one on the pile here: CHALLENGERS.