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This is life, What a fucked up thing we do
What a Nightmare come true
Or a playground if we choose
Being in the Netherlands is kind of like being an NPC in Stardew Valley. You'll be minding your own business and out of nowhere, someone will give you mayonnaise.
September 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Reposted by BadPirate
At some point along the journey towards seeking help online for the issues I was having purchasing a 0.40 Labubu that I don't even want I began to wonder whether or not the joke was in fact... me.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Why must one time code be every time?
October 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
August 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Got "Daggerfall" (now called Port4k) my MUD (Text based Multiplayer Online Dungeon) from high school back up and running thanks to "Vibe Coding" added Browser access too -- Jaxom

mud.badpirate.net
Welcome to Port 4k!
mud.badpirate.net
May 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Holy Jesus… I asked “Can you transport a used dishwasher on it’s back” to chat GPT and it researched 31 different sources, took 10 minutes and wrote a bole which basically sums up to:

Yes.

chatgpt.com/share/67db0d...

The computers are going to overthrow us out of annoyance.
March 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Now following @hcrichardson.bsky.social -- Though probably puts me on a list somewhere, well researched and clear eyed takes on the state of our union.
January 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Remember to treat your AI well and say thank you.
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What is going on in BadPirate Garage
Progress Updates
BadPirate Garage has been a little... Occupied since August with a home remodel going on. Currently the Garage itself is multi-tasking, what we lovingly refer to as the "Grichen, Griving Room, Grining...
garage.badpirate.net
January 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Great morning to butcher the "Pig Butcher"... today's recipe is "Evangelist looking to turn the pig butcher from their evil ways towards Jesus". Should be fun. ~ 1/x
January 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Are Mark and Priscilla okay? Mark is giving big "mid-life crisis divorcee" vibes recently. www.commondreams.org/news/meta-dei
Zuckerberg Extols 'Masculine Energy' in Corporate America as Meta Kills DEI Programs | Common Dreams
"Remember, Zuckerberg built Facebook not for social connection but to rate the hotness of his female college mates," noted one critic.
www.commondreams.org
January 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
November 29, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by BadPirate
We all want Diamond Potato
November 29, 2024 at 6:40 PM
The “About” is a little sus. Almost like the plan is to have thousands of people refreshing a website in the hopes of scoring a potato diamondpotato.com @cardsagainsthumanity.com @diamondpotato.bsky.social #diamondpotato
November 29, 2024 at 7:11 PM
@twostraws.bsky.social - Looking at your relationships / cascade stuff in Swift, and I seem to be having a problem with it in practice: First example you gave with inverse relationship seems to also require the inverse be optional or crashes during delete :( www.hackingwithswift.com/quick-start/...
How to create cascade deletes using relationships - a free SwiftData by Example tutorial
Learn Swift coding for iOS with these free tutorials
www.hackingwithswift.com
November 25, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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November 24, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Everyone must enjoy this modern rice
July 27, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Is Bluesky going to suck once strike is over and writers go back to work?
July 24, 2023 at 3:47 AM
When a stranger asks the time I always include the date and year. In case they are a time traveler.
July 16, 2023 at 2:42 AM
House fires at steep discount for prime day
July 11, 2023 at 4:30 PM
🦎🪺🐥 🔭🤡
July 10, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Babe, you know you’re the only social net in my life. I swear I would never cheat on you. Those threads were from my sweater I SWEAR. *coughs up a blue feather*
July 8, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Just checking in bsky, everything still okay here?
July 8, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Amazon promised me a joke if I filled out 6 online reviews. After completing their quest, I was given no joke. Betrayal
July 6, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Boss: What’s the hold up on that report
Me: I’m having login issues
The Password Game
Please choose a password
neal.fun
June 28, 2023 at 3:34 PM