Alice Lastname
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walking around limsa last night looking at ppl's adventurer plates like i do and ig i accidentally stood too close to some aura/viera girlies cus they all suddenly turned to me and started talking to me omf first time i've ever had ppl try 2 make sexual comments about my name 'ranch dressing'
September 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
walking around limsa last night looking at ppl's adventurer plates like i do and ig i accidentally stood too close to some aura/viera girlies cus they all suddenly turned to me and started talking to me omf first time i've ever had ppl try 2 make sexual comments about my name 'ranch dressing'
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"i won't tell anyone." "no, you certainly won't."
Michael Scott's Oopsies Ohno Grimace
ALT: Michael Scott's Oopsies Ohno Grimace
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September 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
"i won't tell anyone." "no, you certainly won't."
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i rly do love how into describing scenes we are. a drop of blood in shura’s bath of holy water becoming a minnow… rekha letting a man run away before she shoots him in the back of the head… nastya digging a deep hole with a chaotic swirling nebula of spirits overhead. it’s good
September 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
i rly do love how into describing scenes we are. a drop of blood in shura’s bath of holy water becoming a minnow… rekha letting a man run away before she shoots him in the back of the head… nastya digging a deep hole with a chaotic swirling nebula of spirits overhead. it’s good
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I knew going in that I wanted nastya to talk to ryuken about her getting her memories back bc that has been such a big Thing in how it's shaped their relationship to each other.
we all know nastya is terrible about opening up but she IS familiar with the fear of losing yourself in alien memories
we all know nastya is terrible about opening up but she IS familiar with the fear of losing yourself in alien memories
September 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I knew going in that I wanted nastya to talk to ryuken about her getting her memories back bc that has been such a big Thing in how it's shaped their relationship to each other.
we all know nastya is terrible about opening up but she IS familiar with the fear of losing yourself in alien memories
we all know nastya is terrible about opening up but she IS familiar with the fear of losing yourself in alien memories
can u believe ryuken is probably swamped with paperwork during all this downtime when she wasnt getting her memories back
September 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
can u believe ryuken is probably swamped with paperwork during all this downtime when she wasnt getting her memories back
w8 i just realized, since we walked thru all of kasvarina's memories physically are we going to do the same with ryuken too? that'll be cool...
August 30, 2026 at 5:20 AM
w8 i just realized, since we walked thru all of kasvarina's memories physically are we going to do the same with ryuken too? that'll be cool...
mannn ive thought a lot about how ryuken would take getting her memories back, but so much keeps happening that its still hard to decide how exactly she'll act in the moment. like with fiorella being nice and all now too 🤔
August 30, 2026 at 5:09 AM
mannn ive thought a lot about how ryuken would take getting her memories back, but so much keeps happening that its still hard to decide how exactly she'll act in the moment. like with fiorella being nice and all now too 🤔
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shoot him with a homocraft... "get gay!"
August 30, 2026 at 2:24 AM
shoot him with a homocraft... "get gay!"
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warrior of light roland stanfield...
August 30, 2026 at 2:18 AM
warrior of light roland stanfield...
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not toril mogging rekha's dex save
August 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
not toril mogging rekha's dex save
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not toril mogging shura's dex save
August 30, 2026 at 1:37 AM
not toril mogging shura's dex save
gotta remember to store healing spells and/or counterspell in the spell storing staff during downtime
August 30, 2026 at 5:06 AM
gotta remember to store healing spells and/or counterspell in the spell storing staff during downtime
Continuing shadowbringers. Is this how yshtola sees us?
August 20, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Continuing shadowbringers. Is this how yshtola sees us?
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fiorella: immediately strolls up and kisses ryuken's hand
ryuken: *sweating* i didnt practice this scenario
ryuken: *sweating* i didnt practice this scenario
August 16, 2026 at 4:45 AM
fiorella: immediately strolls up and kisses ryuken's hand
ryuken: *sweating* i didnt practice this scenario
ryuken: *sweating* i didnt practice this scenario
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the war criminal advisor to the queen: judging
sigrid: i love that we, as cops, are friends with a terror group.
ryuken: yeah so the first i do when we roll into town is call up the local mob boss and our eco terror friend
ryuken: yeah so the first i do when we roll into town is call up the local mob boss and our eco terror friend
August 16, 2026 at 4:43 AM
the war criminal advisor to the queen: judging
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tune into zeitgeist at 8 am next saturday guys, we're starting early and we're going to end at our normal starting time
August 16, 2026 at 4:42 AM
tune into zeitgeist at 8 am next saturday guys, we're starting early and we're going to end at our normal starting time
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happy apocalypse day for all who celebrate
August 16, 2026 at 4:41 AM
happy apocalypse day for all who celebrate
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the IBS (I Be Shitting)
August 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
the IBS (I Be Shitting)
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fiorella vizier era incoming
August 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
fiorella vizier era incoming
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it is crazy that our, newly queen and advisors ruling the country, only friends in the city are some shitty cops, a terrorist, and the world's most manipulative mob boss
August 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
it is crazy that our, newly queen and advisors ruling the country, only friends in the city are some shitty cops, a terrorist, and the world's most manipulative mob boss
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shura's giant pussy and the cunt guys
August 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
shura's giant pussy and the cunt guys
I’m in stormblood now in ff14 and like. I was kinda dying at alisaie, lyse, and WoL’s always sunny-esque “The Gang Accidentally Summons a Primal” sequence 😭 the anti-primal group goes and brings over a primal like oops I guess
August 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I’m in stormblood now in ff14 and like. I was kinda dying at alisaie, lyse, and WoL’s always sunny-esque “The Gang Accidentally Summons a Primal” sequence 😭 the anti-primal group goes and brings over a primal like oops I guess