Banjo Carl 🇵🇸
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I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
September 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
August 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
still think daily about the time I was at Arby's and the person in front of me asked what the "healthy option" was, and the cashier responded "leaving"
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on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
July 17, 2026 at 3:10 PM
on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs
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Blade of the Laer 💜
May 3, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Blade of the Laer 💜
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this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me
July 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me
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Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
June 19, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier
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i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
June 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption
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the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
June 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
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english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
June 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
My dad talking to his new girlfriend outside my room: He loves his crash bandicoot
My dad talking to his new girlfriend outside my room: He loves his crash bandicoot
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
My dad talking to his new girlfriend outside my room: He loves his crash bandicoot
My dad talking to his new girlfriend outside my room: He loves his crash bandicoot
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Duolingo MOD APK [No Learning INSTANT Chinese Knowledge]
June 6, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Duolingo MOD APK [No Learning INSTANT Chinese Knowledge]
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Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this
‘Masters of the Universe’ drone show spotted over Los Angeles 💥
• Had 1600 drones
• Guinness World Record for brightest drone show ever
(via Amazon MGM)
• Had 1600 drones
• Guinness World Record for brightest drone show ever
(via Amazon MGM)
May 20, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Imagine being stressed out about life and the state of the world and then you walk outside to clear your head and see this
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heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
May 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now
May 9, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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Le sigh.
May 1, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Le sigh.
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There are objectively worse people in the world (Hitler, Pol Pot, maybe others) but nothing activates a Pavlovian anger response in me more than adult men stealing home run balls from children
Guy drops a home run ball then takes it from a young girl
April 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
There are objectively worse people in the world (Hitler, Pol Pot, maybe others) but nothing activates a Pavlovian anger response in me more than adult men stealing home run balls from children
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this would be a huge loss if they paid taxes
Billionaires worth a combined $1 trillion have fled California as a wealth tax inches closer to the ballot.
Billionaires Tax Closer To California Ballot—Here’s Who Has Already Left
Billionaires worth a combined $1 trillion have fled California as a wealth tax inches closer to the ballot.
www.forbes.com
April 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
this would be a huge loss if they paid taxes
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I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.
"The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) today announced the beginning of a coordinated wind-down of its mRNA vaccine development activities...."
cc: Sen. Bill Cassidy
cc: Sen. Bill Cassidy
August 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.
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Not what I ordered but not mad about it. Photo from my collection, 1967.
April 7, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Not what I ordered but not mad about it. Photo from my collection, 1967.
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Frank Herbert's Dune
March 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Frank Herbert's Dune