Bart King
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• Fall, 2026: A new TMNT “Choose Your Own Adventure” book! 🐢🐢🐢🐢
• “Arguably, one of Oregon’s top 73 Barts.” –Barts Weekly 🧃
https://bartking.net
I mean, not in a strictly monetary sense… 😭
September 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
I mean, not in a strictly monetary sense… 😭
*reading a map*
“New plan—pack your carry-ons!”
“New plan—pack your carry-ons!”
September 15, 2026 at 11:38 AM
*reading a map*
“New plan—pack your carry-ons!”
“New plan—pack your carry-ons!”
Your taste is impeccable as always!
September 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Your taste is impeccable as always!
In which I play the role of a gobsmacked human who is dwarfed by a towering sunflower in our backyard.
3/3
3/3
September 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
In which I play the role of a gobsmacked human who is dwarfed by a towering sunflower in our backyard.
3/3
3/3
(If I’d included cheese with that post, it’d be a Wurst Cäse scenario.)
September 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM
(If I’d included cheese with that post, it’d be a Wurst Cäse scenario.)
“Wine gums are usually labelled with the name of a wine, e.g. port, sherry, burgundy, and claret. Other manufacturers prefer flavors such as rioja or merlot. Despite the name, they usually contain no alcohol, and packages may state that the sweets ‘contain no wine.’” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_gum
Wine gum - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
“Wine gums are usually labelled with the name of a wine, e.g. port, sherry, burgundy, and claret. Other manufacturers prefer flavors such as rioja or merlot. Despite the name, they usually contain no alcohol, and packages may state that the sweets ‘contain no wine.’” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine_gum