Alex Doenau
@batrock.bsky.social
One of the internet’s foremost Alexes.
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Whooooooooo wants some chestburster kebabs!!!
September 12, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Whooooooooo wants some chestburster kebabs!!!
Found new depths of AI food horror in Lidcombe today. Behold! Fish cake soup!
@dashwallkick.bsky.social points out that the intestine brain things appear to have demon faces on them.
@dashwallkick.bsky.social points out that the intestine brain things appear to have demon faces on them.
September 12, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Found new depths of AI food horror in Lidcombe today. Behold! Fish cake soup!
@dashwallkick.bsky.social points out that the intestine brain things appear to have demon faces on them.
@dashwallkick.bsky.social points out that the intestine brain things appear to have demon faces on them.
“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”
August 27, 2026 at 5:31 AM
“You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.”
Happy Electric Feel Friday (HD Remake)
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August 24, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Very fitting Jonathan Ross would write something with this title.
July 16, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Very fitting Jonathan Ross would write something with this title.
I reviewed The Odyssey for Batrock.net. You don't have to read it. Just click on it. Let it into your gate. I promise nothing untoward will happen.
batrock.net?p=2787
batrock.net?p=2787
Movie Review: The Odyssey
Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer) knows big. For the last 18 years, he has used IMAX cameras for at least part of every film that he has made. With The Odyssey, he follows this theory to its most nat…
batrock.net
July 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
I reviewed The Odyssey for Batrock.net. You don't have to read it. Just click on it. Let it into your gate. I promise nothing untoward will happen.
batrock.net?p=2787
batrock.net?p=2787
So there's an isekai romance novel at the moment, but the other world that the character finds herself transported to is ... modern day Ireland?
July 11, 2026 at 12:48 PM
So there's an isekai romance novel at the moment, but the other world that the character finds herself transported to is ... modern day Ireland?
This is what comics are all about.
July 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
This is what comics are all about.
People sometimes ask why there was a decade of Superman comics with inverted triangles on the covers. The answer is, of course, because comics are gay.
July 3, 2026 at 7:00 AM
People sometimes ask why there was a decade of Superman comics with inverted triangles on the covers. The answer is, of course, because comics are gay.
There is one name that keeps appearing on gay book lists and keeps appearing as a quote on the cover of other gay books (including Colin Morgan's), and everyone should know better.
The man in question hasn't even covered up his digital breadcrumbs. And he used Zelda ingredients in a dye recipe.
The man in question hasn't even covered up his digital breadcrumbs. And he used Zelda ingredients in a dye recipe.
June 25, 2026 at 6:21 AM
There is one name that keeps appearing on gay book lists and keeps appearing as a quote on the cover of other gay books (including Colin Morgan's), and everyone should know better.
The man in question hasn't even covered up his digital breadcrumbs. And he used Zelda ingredients in a dye recipe.
The man in question hasn't even covered up his digital breadcrumbs. And he used Zelda ingredients in a dye recipe.
I'm choosing not to finish this book after 45%, because to continue would be a
June 23, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I'm choosing not to finish this book after 45%, because to continue would be a
Hell yeah!!!
These skeletons killed me so many times.
These skeletons killed me so many times.
June 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Hell yeah!!!
These skeletons killed me so many times.
These skeletons killed me so many times.
That’s what they hired Jeff Hiller for!
June 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
That’s what they hired Jeff Hiller for!
It's time for me to sue Rob Liefeld.
(But only if Marvel doesn't sue me - I didn't know about any Leapérs when I came up with this name 25+ years ago!)
(But only if Marvel doesn't sue me - I didn't know about any Leapérs when I came up with this name 25+ years ago!)
June 16, 2026 at 4:08 AM
It's time for me to sue Rob Liefeld.
(But only if Marvel doesn't sue me - I didn't know about any Leapérs when I came up with this name 25+ years ago!)
(But only if Marvel doesn't sue me - I didn't know about any Leapérs when I came up with this name 25+ years ago!)
The best thing about looking up UK TV shows on Wikipedia is when you get to the reception section and every time, without fail, it says "and here's what a transphobe had to say about it."
June 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The best thing about looking up UK TV shows on Wikipedia is when you get to the reception section and every time, without fail, it says "and here's what a transphobe had to say about it."
Reinforcing that if you keep an eagle eye on bylines you can save yourself a lot of time in this life.
June 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Reinforcing that if you keep an eagle eye on bylines you can save yourself a lot of time in this life.
Today on Batrock.net, my review of DISCLOSURE DAY, a movie I loved until I didn't.
Personally I think everyone should see this without knowing anything beforehand. I watched a couple of trailers while putting this together, and what the hell ...
batrock.net?p=2737
Personally I think everyone should see this without knowing anything beforehand. I watched a couple of trailers while putting this together, and what the hell ...
batrock.net?p=2737
Movie Review: Disclosure Day
Steven Spielberg is eighty this year, and there’s no greater proof that some things you just don’t age out of: John Williams scores, aliens, and the tendency to occasionally go off the rails (in so…
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June 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Today on Batrock.net, my review of DISCLOSURE DAY, a movie I loved until I didn't.
Personally I think everyone should see this without knowing anything beforehand. I watched a couple of trailers while putting this together, and what the hell ...
batrock.net?p=2737
Personally I think everyone should see this without knowing anything beforehand. I watched a couple of trailers while putting this together, and what the hell ...
batrock.net?p=2737
Maybe it says something bad about me but I hate when games slow down your movement speed in "civilian" scenes.
Let me run around the joint, please!
Let me run around the joint, please!
June 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Maybe it says something bad about me but I hate when games slow down your movement speed in "civilian" scenes.
Let me run around the joint, please!
Let me run around the joint, please!
THIS Kong just DIGS this tune.
May 28, 2026 at 3:46 AM
THIS Kong just DIGS this tune.
🎶When I give the signal my friend Mr. Vholes will send the law bill🎶
May 21, 2026 at 5:28 AM
🎶When I give the signal my friend Mr. Vholes will send the law bill🎶
Here's a time saving hack: if you click on an article that looks interesting, scroll down and check the by line. If it's written by the devil, you can safely close it.
Sometimes all you need to do is look at the masthead!
Sometimes all you need to do is look at the masthead!
May 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Here's a time saving hack: if you click on an article that looks interesting, scroll down and check the by line. If it's written by the devil, you can safely close it.
Sometimes all you need to do is look at the masthead!
Sometimes all you need to do is look at the masthead!
Star Fox Adventures mentioned …
May 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Star Fox Adventures mentioned …
Douglas Stuart's excellent JOHN OF JOHN is out on various dates this month: the 5th in the US, 12th in Australia, and 21st in the UK. It's Stuart's finest work to date and an infinitely rewarding piece.
My review here: batrock.net?p=2675
My review here: batrock.net?p=2675
Book Review: John of John — Douglas Stuart
Stuart Douglas has written two very good novels to date, but they were very heavy. Shuggie Bain and Young Mungo, with their distinctive names, are not exactly laugh riots. Douglas’ third novel, Joh…
batrock.net
May 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Douglas Stuart's excellent JOHN OF JOHN is out on various dates this month: the 5th in the US, 12th in Australia, and 21st in the UK. It's Stuart's finest work to date and an infinitely rewarding piece.
My review here: batrock.net?p=2675
My review here: batrock.net?p=2675
I'm making relatable content now.
April 24, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I'm making relatable content now.