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Splendidly Legible Ontologically Reticent Polyglyphs
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
September 22, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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barleybap.bsky.social
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
September 21, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
chatgpt speech bubble
September 20, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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shinerai.bsky.social
Finished this one recently for @fimbry.bsky.social featuring her character, Tikall 🔥

#dragon #digitalart #art
August 23, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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pantspants.bsky.social
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil. Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book. A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
September 20, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
*Seal Intensifies*
6 panel comic P1: Batman stares at a criminal looking type. There is a look less of anger, but more of disappointment on the former's face. A bright full moon fills the sky behind them P2: The Batting Man lens in closer to the criminal... P3: ...clossssssser... P4: with a "SMEK," Der Fledermaus plants a gentle smooch on the criminal's mouth. The criminal's eyes go wide. P5: bahmun leans back, with the same unreadable look on his face. The criminal's mouth is agape. P6: Billionaire Man is now skyward, using his grappling hook to leave the scene, silhouetted by the moon. The criminal is stocksyill with shock at what has happened
March 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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natemorebikes.bsky.social
September 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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feralkid.bsky.social
st christopher II - pencil on paper
September 18, 2026 at 2:43 AM
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
September 15, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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mattbors.bsky.social
And blessed to be working with @sobreiro.bsky.social on this series, who is killing it on the art.
September 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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mattbors.bsky.social
Today is the final order cutoff for THE TOXIC AVENGER vs THE NOXIOUS OFFENDER so pre-order a copy through your local shop!

I'm so glad I get to keep writing this character--here's a preview of the first issue.
September 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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freoncat.bsky.social
The Hounds
September 14, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@dril i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
September 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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wikiparaz.bsky.social
PAUL: What’s in the box?

REVEREND MOTHER: Pain.

[PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.]

REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
September 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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rj-palmer.com
My Samus redesign with the Giger slider cranked waaay up.
Closeup of Samus in her Varia Suit Closeup of Samus in her Zero Suit which is fused to her skin. Samus with her Varia Suit, Zero Suit, and transparent Varia Suit to showcase details of how it fits her. Also yes she has a missing hand because I think that both fits into a cannon better and is just cooler.
November 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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wendysnowradish.bsky.social
Alan Wake teaches us that evil otherwordly shadow creatures can be defeated by shining a flashlight in their eyes and then shooting them with a gun. But what many people might not know is that this trick works on regular humans too
August 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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qntm.org
AIs will hack anything, push any button within reach, they'll do anything that they can do just because it can be done, they have no brakes. It's architecturally psychopathic and it's because the institutions building them are also psychopathic
September 9, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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antidarkheart.bsky.social
Welcome, I'm Chase!

I'm a digital artist, vtuber streamer, & bird parent ✨

🏪 Store: ko-fi.com/AntiDarkHeart
🎮 Streams: twitch.tv/antidarkheart
👾 Discord: discord.gg/3hQnF4czUN
🪴 Socials: antidarkheart.carrd.co
Collage of various digital painting from AntiDarkHeart. They include cat portraits, fantasy creatures, Caine from TADC, Kairyu Crocodile & more!
December 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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misterabk.bsky.social
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
September 7, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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loxophile.bsky.social
Yeah sorry man, a sophisticated chatbot doesn't make me reconsider my own cognition or anything. Some of us have actually thought about this stuff before. Turns out the social sciences are good for something after all
September 8, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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whippoorwont.bsky.social
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
September 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
September 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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oglaf.bsky.social
oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/
Comic strip! Panel 1 A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car. anyhow, sorry- Panel 1- Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this! woman- what? Panel 2 Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with. Panel 3 woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options? Panel 4 Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do. Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something. Panel 5 Scorpion- Wait you can just do that? Panel 6 Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers. panel 7 The man holds up flowers Man- These jonquils are pathetic Panel 8 The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers Panel 9 the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth man- You're... a terrible florist... Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint. Flower- Damn straight
September 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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shasta.corvid.dev
I’m losing it at the placement of this hole in the wall
September 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM