Battygadd 🦇
@battygadd.bsky.social
I'm probably too optimistic for my own good.
he/him
he/him
Me: Hey thanks for letting me borrow your car, I really needed to get my terminally ill grandma to the hospital.
Problematic pandemic-era Mario:
Problematic pandemic-era Mario:
NEWLY DISCOVERED render of N64 Mario coughing in your face
September 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Me: Hey thanks for letting me borrow your car, I really needed to get my terminally ill grandma to the hospital.
Problematic pandemic-era Mario:
Problematic pandemic-era Mario:
If the cocktail that is her DNA lets her make a blade from the X parasite I might actually lose my mind.
September 15, 2026 at 10:29 PM
If the cocktail that is her DNA lets her make a blade from the X parasite I might actually lose my mind.
"Give him a slow curve outside."
September 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
"Give him a slow curve outside."
*watching a true crime documentary*
He was a good man Until he wasn't
He was a good man Until he wasn't
June 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
*watching a true crime documentary*
He was a good man Until he wasn't
He was a good man Until he wasn't
Batman as a black shadow with only the whites of his eyes staring back cold fury will always be the coolest shit.
Thanks so much all the kind words yesterday, folks. Can’t wait for you all to see what we’re cooking up. In the meantime, here’s some preview pages 🦇
May 21, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Batman as a black shadow with only the whites of his eyes staring back cold fury will always be the coolest shit.
Legit question for suburban Americans - how do I kill the 30-50 feral Waymos that drive into my street within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?
Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a...
May 15, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Legit question for suburban Americans - how do I kill the 30-50 feral Waymos that drive into my street within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?
Post your contextless photoshops
February 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Post your contextless photoshops
"The stand user could be anyone!"
The stand user:
The stand user:
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"The stand user could be anyone!"
The stand user:
The stand user:
This is just what big clam wants you to think so you don't notice them buying up the housing market.
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
October 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This is just what big clam wants you to think so you don't notice them buying up the housing market.
"Please don't watch as we Holden Bloodfeast our way into another senseless war. Love you ❤️"
it’s so funny that rightwingers do this “take care of yourself today ❤️” type shit about starting new foreign wars
June 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Please don't watch as we Holden Bloodfeast our way into another senseless war. Love you ❤️"
Men will see this and say wife.
That's me, I'm men.
That's me, I'm men.
June 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Men will see this and say wife.
That's me, I'm men.
That's me, I'm men.
With the Streetpass OST coming to Nintendo Music, I am formally begging Nintendo to put Streetpass in the Switch 2.
February 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
With the Streetpass OST coming to Nintendo Music, I am formally begging Nintendo to put Streetpass in the Switch 2.
Close enough, welcome back 18 inches of Messmer
January 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Close enough, welcome back 18 inches of Messmer
WHAT IS BRO DOING IN THE LANDS BETWEEN
WHAT IS FROMSOFT COOKING
WHAT IS FROMSOFT COOKING
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 AM
WHAT IS BRO DOING IN THE LANDS BETWEEN
WHAT IS FROMSOFT COOKING
WHAT IS FROMSOFT COOKING
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Wake up Gris, we hit 20k followers!
I haven't done one of these in forever.
Follow me and repost this to enter!
Winner will be drawn on Sunday!
I haven't done one of these in forever.
Follow me and repost this to enter!
Winner will be drawn on Sunday!
October 18, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Wake up Gris, we hit 20k followers!
I haven't done one of these in forever.
Follow me and repost this to enter!
Winner will be drawn on Sunday!
I haven't done one of these in forever.
Follow me and repost this to enter!
Winner will be drawn on Sunday!
Reskeet with your favorite meme you've made
January 17, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Reskeet with your favorite meme you've made
If you see this, post a robot
January 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
If you see this, post a robot
if you see this post ham
December 28, 2023 at 2:00 AM
if you see this post ham