Baulto
@baulto.bsky.social
I’m a real piece of shit and I do real piece of shit things.
He/him
He/him
I saw two of the @whmpodcast.bsky.social guys logging The Guest on Letterboxd. Upcoming WLM?
August 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I saw two of the @whmpodcast.bsky.social guys logging The Guest on Letterboxd. Upcoming WLM?
Still thinking about that A Long December scene.
August 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Still thinking about that A Long December scene.
If I’d been alive when that song from The Omen got an Oscar nomination, my skeleton would’ve leapt outta my mouth
August 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
If I’d been alive when that song from The Omen got an Oscar nomination, my skeleton would’ve leapt outta my mouth
Reposted by Baulto
Who do I talk to about getting the word “maximalist” retired?
July 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Who do I talk to about getting the word “maximalist” retired?
Sometimes ya gotta watch Past Lives and have a cry
July 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Sometimes ya gotta watch Past Lives and have a cry
Inde Navarrette’s Oscar clip is gonna be her reading that Hansel & Gretel incest fanfic
June 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Inde Navarrette’s Oscar clip is gonna be her reading that Hansel & Gretel incest fanfic
We used to be a fucking country
June 11, 2026 at 8:07 PM
We used to be a fucking country
There wasn’t a single truly exciting thing in that entire Nintendo Direct
June 9, 2026 at 3:07 PM
There wasn’t a single truly exciting thing in that entire Nintendo Direct
The more I think about I Love Boosters, the less I like it. I really, REALLY hate that score.
May 26, 2026 at 7:15 PM
The more I think about I Love Boosters, the less I like it. I really, REALLY hate that score.
Ari Aster’s On the Silver Globe
Gaspar Noe's Son of the Mask
Akira Kurosawa’s The Greasy Strangler
May 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Ari Aster’s On the Silver Globe
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People who like summer are suspect.
May 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
People who like summer are suspect.
1. Parasite
2. EEAAO
3. Anora
4. Moonlight
5. One Battle After Another
6. Nomadland
7. The Shape of Water
8. Oppenheimer
9. CODA
10. G**** B***
2. EEAAO
3. Anora
4. Moonlight
5. One Battle After Another
6. Nomadland
7. The Shape of Water
8. Oppenheimer
9. CODA
10. G**** B***
Time for a tradition I love!
Ranking of the last ten Best Picture winners
1. Parasite
2. Everything Everywhere All At Once
3. Anora
4. Moonlight
5. Spotlight
6. Nomadland
7. The Shape of Water
8. Oppenheimer
9. CODA
10. G**** B***
Ranking of the last ten Best Picture winners
1. Parasite
2. Everything Everywhere All At Once
3. Anora
4. Moonlight
5. Spotlight
6. Nomadland
7. The Shape of Water
8. Oppenheimer
9. CODA
10. G**** B***
March 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
1. Parasite
2. EEAAO
3. Anora
4. Moonlight
5. One Battle After Another
6. Nomadland
7. The Shape of Water
8. Oppenheimer
9. CODA
10. G**** B***
2. EEAAO
3. Anora
4. Moonlight
5. One Battle After Another
6. Nomadland
7. The Shape of Water
8. Oppenheimer
9. CODA
10. G**** B***
If Amy Madigan wins Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars, I will take a bite of a raw tomato.
March 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
If Amy Madigan wins Best Supporting Actress at the Oscars, I will take a bite of a raw tomato.
These rat bastards are going out of their way to tease me into thinking that Sinners could beat One Battle After Another at the Oscars and I ain’t gonna fall for it
March 2, 2026 at 3:35 AM
These rat bastards are going out of their way to tease me into thinking that Sinners could beat One Battle After Another at the Oscars and I ain’t gonna fall for it
You could never make me hate him
February 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
You could never make me hate him
Breath of the Wild
Link Between Worlds
Twilight Princess
Link Between Worlds
Twilight Princess
We're coming up on 40 years of The Legend of Zelda series, so we have to ask:
What are your Top 3 favorite Zelda games?
What are your Top 3 favorite Zelda games?
February 22, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Breath of the Wild
Link Between Worlds
Twilight Princess
Link Between Worlds
Twilight Princess
Correcting people who misuse “I could care less” sparks so much joy for me. ♥️
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Correcting people who misuse “I could care less” sparks so much joy for me. ♥️
Whew, baby — that Delroy Lindo nomination is that GOOD good shit! 🔥
January 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Whew, baby — that Delroy Lindo nomination is that GOOD good shit! 🔥
HOLY FUCK THE ENDING OF EPISODE FIVE OF HEATED RIVALRY I AM BAWLING
January 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
HOLY FUCK THE ENDING OF EPISODE FIVE OF HEATED RIVALRY I AM BAWLING
Tonight is the first real test of whether the hunky Frankenstein monster can beat both OBAA guys, Shakespeare, and a career award for Stellan Skarsgård.
Gonna laugh my tits off if he ends up winning the Oscar.
Gonna laugh my tits off if he ends up winning the Oscar.
January 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Tonight is the first real test of whether the hunky Frankenstein monster can beat both OBAA guys, Shakespeare, and a career award for Stellan Skarsgård.
Gonna laugh my tits off if he ends up winning the Oscar.
Gonna laugh my tits off if he ends up winning the Oscar.
Amanda Seyfried should have gotten a Best Actress in a Comedy/Musical nomination for The Housemaid.
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Amanda Seyfried should have gotten a Best Actress in a Comedy/Musical nomination for The Housemaid.
Fav movies of 2025
Please respond with your own
Please respond with your own
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fav movies of 2025
Please respond with your own
Please respond with your own
I will be wearing shorts on Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I will be wearing shorts on Christmas
Can someone, anyone please tell me what Benicio Del Toro did performance-wise that was so memorable in One Battle After Another?
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Can someone, anyone please tell me what Benicio Del Toro did performance-wise that was so memorable in One Battle After Another?