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@contodomiamor

@bayushi.bsky.social

Klay Thompson to the Heat? Interesting. Maybe he'll get a 5th ring. Time will tell.

August 26, 2026 at 2:50 AM

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derek guy

@dieworkwear.bsky.social

Photos via Instagram riverreachconstruction, which has turned into a cat account.

There are four men in the photo, one of which is wearing a safety vest. The man in a safety vest is holding a small kitten, who is wearing a tiny hard hat.

The kitten in a safety vest and tiny hard hat.

August 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM

@contodomiamor

@bayushi.bsky.social

No sir, I don't like it

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August 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM

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The Onion

@theonion.com

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

August 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM

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Maggie Harrison Dupré

@mharrisondupre.bsky.social

NEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults.

In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming.

futurism.com/artificial-i...

Teen Boys Are Using Meta Glasses to Harass and Bully Girls at High Schools and Middle Schools

Teen boys are using Meta's AI glasses to harass and bully victims -- overwhelmingly girls -- at middle schools and high schools.

futurism.com

August 19, 2026 at 3:14 PM

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The Onion

@theonion.com

“This custom, state-of-the-art service container is covered in beautiful 24-karat gold and outfitted with the latest security and antimissile technology,” Donald Trump said as he showed off the luxury catering truck, which reportedly cost U.S. taxpayers $900 million.

Trump Unveils New 250-Foot Gilded Catering Container For Presidential Travel

WASHINGTON—Touting the new vessel as an investment that could discreetly transport the nation’s chief executive for years to come, President Donald Trump unveiled Tuesday a new 250-foot gilded caterin...

theonion.com

August 19, 2026 at 11:00 PM

@contodomiamor

@bayushi.bsky.social

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I'm invisible, I'm invisible, I'm invisible

August 17, 2026 at 8:01 AM

@contodomiamor

@bayushi.bsky.social

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Donate to the Wikimedia Foundation, the nonprofit that hosts Wikipedia and other crucial free knowledge projects. Each year, the generosity of the 2% of readers who donate allows us to expand the reac...

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August 16, 2026 at 8:30 AM

@contodomiamor

@bayushi.bsky.social

You got a velvet mouth
You're so succulent and beautiful
Shimmering and dirty
Wonderful and hot times

August 16, 2026 at 7:58 AM

@contodomiamor

@bayushi.bsky.social

Name that band. Name that song.

I'm invisible, I'm invisible, I'm invisible, I'm invisible
I'm invisible, I'm invisible, I'm invisible, I'm invisible

August 16, 2026 at 7:47 AM

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Museum of Twitter

@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social

@emilystjams

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.

August 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM

@contodomiamor

@bayushi.bsky.social

The Odyssey is an amazing cinematic experience. You owe it to yourself to go watch it in theaters on the big screen.

August 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM

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Cass Morris

@cassmorriswrites.com

Always a sign you’re on the right side of morality and history.

Anthropic described the project as “our effort to disruptively scan all the world’s books” in an internal memo, which noted “we do not want it to be known that we are pursuing this project”.

July 29, 2026 at 12:54 PM

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Sam Cole

@samleecole.bsky.social

a Casa Grande, Arizona resident's statements to his city council opposing Flock went viral this week; I talked to him about why he presented his "plan" to surveil all government officials, and how he feels about seeing the moment all over the internet www.404media.co/casa-grande-...

'I Would Never Do This To You:' Protesting Flock, Arizona Man Presents Plan to Surveil Government Officials

“They didn't understand it was satire in the beginning until the end,” Casa Grande, Arizona resident Jacob Petrosky told 404 Media. “They were not happy, they were very upset.”

www.404media.co

July 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM

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Mr. Escher A. Bug, MSc

@escherbug.art

She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.

Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.

July 28, 2026 at 11:43 AM

@contodomiamor

@bayushi.bsky.social

So at 5 of being sick. Do not recommend 0/10

July 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM

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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨

@ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social

“You live a cloistered existence,” says the man who lives in a FUCKING BUNKER.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · Jul 24

2 thoughts, 1. this should be how all interviewers go after every single oligarch. 2. Generational loser shit from Elon when he hears his Twitter follower count and mumbles "popular guy"