My god turn Terry’s mic off this is brutal
September 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My god turn Terry’s mic off this is brutal
That was some bullshit. Broncos won that one.
September 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
That was some bullshit. Broncos won that one.
During a FaceTime call the other day, my 11yo said “oh, it looks pretty over there” & set the phone down, thus capturing what looks like the album cover of the best emo band 1998 ever knew
September 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
During a FaceTime call the other day, my 11yo said “oh, it looks pretty over there” & set the phone down, thus capturing what looks like the album cover of the best emo band 1998 ever knew
Yeah, yeah, groceries are expensive, but have you considered how stressful the act of buying them has become due to the troublingly high probability you buy something that will hurt you? [takes off glasses that have no lenses in them] Have you considered that, genius?
August 31, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Yeah, yeah, groceries are expensive, but have you considered how stressful the act of buying them has become due to the troublingly high probability you buy something that will hurt you? [takes off glasses that have no lenses in them] Have you considered that, genius?
Someone coughing on this AM conference call
August 31, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Someone coughing on this AM conference call
Claussen company please package and sell your pickle juice by the quart you will have a lifelong customer. Tired of straining the dregs after I eat all your delicious spears. I’m so thirsty
August 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Claussen company please package and sell your pickle juice by the quart you will have a lifelong customer. Tired of straining the dregs after I eat all your delicious spears. I’m so thirsty
Applebaum & Stone have to be the most “Cramblin Duvet clients” in the metro area rn
August 7, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Applebaum & Stone have to be the most “Cramblin Duvet clients” in the metro area rn
It’ll never happen, but the no brainer is Naomi Harris. Already established as a field ready agent, and she knows how MI6 works. Otherwise it’s Dev Patel or Rebecca Ferguson for me
James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s going to be really different’
‘We are being really, really methodical,’ Bond producer said of finding next 007
trib.al
August 5, 2026 at 11:47 PM
It’ll never happen, but the no brainer is Naomi Harris. Already established as a field ready agent, and she knows how MI6 works. Otherwise it’s Dev Patel or Rebecca Ferguson for me
Wish my AES merch arrived sooner I’d be rocking that fit at work tomorrow like we won the NFC North
August 5, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Wish my AES merch arrived sooner I’d be rocking that fit at work tomorrow like we won the NFC North
My beloved home state don’t fumble this bag.
August 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
My beloved home state don’t fumble this bag.
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Congratulations to Rashida Tlaib on winning her congressional primary! As the first Palestinian-American woman elected to congress, Rashida continues to fight for Detroit and international solidarity. @detroitdsa.bsky.social
August 5, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Congratulations to Rashida Tlaib on winning her congressional primary! As the first Palestinian-American woman elected to congress, Rashida continues to fight for Detroit and international solidarity. @detroitdsa.bsky.social
Can’t handle a spam dog? Couldn’t be me
Review: The the turbocharged meat of the Spam Dog is not designed to be eaten as a meal. It can be enjoyed in a single, isolated bite.
Anything more, and you’re likely looking for the nearest toilet, wondering whether you’ve just been spammed with another unnecessary item.
Anything more, and you’re likely looking for the nearest toilet, wondering whether you’ve just been spammed with another unnecessary item.
Review | The Spam Dog is too much of a good-ish thing
This new dog floods your palate with pork flavor, but then the stomach gurgling begins.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 21, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Can’t handle a spam dog? Couldn’t be me
When people ask how I’m doing as of late, I manage to only think the Strip Law “like an ant at a picnic” reaction inside my head, but I’m worried it will break mental containment in near future, creating a memory that will haunt the unlucky one for the rest of their days.
July 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
When people ask how I’m doing as of late, I manage to only think the Strip Law “like an ant at a picnic” reaction inside my head, but I’m worried it will break mental containment in near future, creating a memory that will haunt the unlucky one for the rest of their days.
Me: I don’t want all my devices and apps tracking my data
Also me: [gets notification on phone] Oooh, Helado Negro just announced a show in June…
Also me: [gets notification on phone] Oooh, Helado Negro just announced a show in June…
June 23, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Me: I don’t want all my devices and apps tracking my data
Also me: [gets notification on phone] Oooh, Helado Negro just announced a show in June…
Also me: [gets notification on phone] Oooh, Helado Negro just announced a show in June…
A hodgepodge smoothie I make & proceed to chug straight from the blender pitcher, then the look of judgement & mild repulsion on my 11yo’s face as we lock eyes is… humbling
June 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
A hodgepodge smoothie I make & proceed to chug straight from the blender pitcher, then the look of judgement & mild repulsion on my 11yo’s face as we lock eyes is… humbling
Peter Parker my ass. How’d you get Aunt May get out that car?
June 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Peter Parker my ass. How’d you get Aunt May get out that car?
When I’m out on my nightly run & a deer & two rabbits run alongside me for half a block
David El the Gnome and Fox
Alt: GIF of David the the Gnome and Fox- from my youth, I remember a sequence from the show where David was running really fast through the forest with some creatures alongside him, but this was the best GIF I could find
static.klipy.com
June 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
When I’m out on my nightly run & a deer & two rabbits run alongside me for half a block
This is why they lost the series btw
I better see this at the Pistons halftime show on Sunday
two men are singing and playing a keyboard in front of a window
Alt: GIF of Tim Robinson and Jason Sudekis from the excellent SNL sketch about the Tesh brothers performing the lyrics version of Roundball Rock
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2026 at 1:56 AM
This is why they lost the series btw
He’ll save children but not the British children
May 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
He’ll save children but not the British children
[Daniel Johnston voice] I was livin in a latte town
May 7, 2026 at 10:07 PM
[Daniel Johnston voice] I was livin in a latte town