snerd
@beakerandsnerd.bsky.social
Taking a plunger strapped to a fuck machine to my rectum
September 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Taking a plunger strapped to a fuck machine to my rectum
Bro your dookie clappers got me praying to the lord
September 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Bro your dookie clappers got me praying to the lord
All the guys at the gym think I'm an alpha because I don't wipe my ass
September 6, 2026 at 2:35 AM
All the guys at the gym think I'm an alpha because I don't wipe my ass
Steve Urkel boy pussy
September 3, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Steve Urkel boy pussy
Scratching my big fat ass with a toilet brush while I'm taking a shit
August 26, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Scratching my big fat ass with a toilet brush while I'm taking a shit
Computer pussy got me squirtin
August 26, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Computer pussy got me squirtin
Yeah I'm the fucker who stinks
Grow up
Grow up
August 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Yeah I'm the fucker who stinks
Grow up
Grow up
I can't wait to jack off the turkey baster on Thanksgiving
August 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I can't wait to jack off the turkey baster on Thanksgiving
Licking my lips thinking about the president's fat crusty shit caked dumper
August 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Licking my lips thinking about the president's fat crusty shit caked dumper
Call that dick the egg beater cuz it gets up in the ovary
August 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Call that dick the egg beater cuz it gets up in the ovary
Climate change making it hard figure out how much coochie butter you gotta churn to make it through the winter
August 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Climate change making it hard figure out how much coochie butter you gotta churn to make it through the winter
Teach me how to tuggy
August 16, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Teach me how to tuggy
Sucking dick and eating ass is good but eating dick and sucking ass is bad what a fucked up world we live in
August 16, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Sucking dick and eating ass is good but eating dick and sucking ass is bad what a fucked up world we live in
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Happy Piss Sunday to all who celebrate
August 16, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Happy Piss Sunday to all who celebrate
Uncle Fester ass dick
August 16, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Uncle Fester ass dick
That's why I say hey man nice shitter
a good shitter man
a good shitter man
August 16, 2026 at 12:34 PM
That's why I say hey man nice shitter
a good shitter man
a good shitter man
fuck this bull shit ass web sjfe
August 16, 2026 at 12:10 PM
fuck this bull shit ass web sjfe
I bet the giving tree loved to suck dick
May 24, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I bet the giving tree loved to suck dick
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ever jack off on a balcony in a metro area? Amazing
May 24, 2026 at 12:38 AM
ever jack off on a balcony in a metro area? Amazing
I wish I could stick my dick in my ass I'd love to fill that thing with farts
May 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I wish I could stick my dick in my ass I'd love to fill that thing with farts
I got hot sauce in my dick hole from fucking a sandwich man it burns
May 19, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I got hot sauce in my dick hole from fucking a sandwich man it burns
