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I will make my interests *your* problem | I will be rude cause I have no patience left for idiots | 20 years old | Autistic | he/him they/them | single
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I have been working on an urban fantasy novel for the past few months and have been publishing the chapters on Wattpad and would appreciate a read :3
www.wattpad.com/story/323171...
Through the Dream Doors - Beanie_Strawb - Wattpad
In the small coastal city of Anchor Heights, where the main source of tourism comes from the fact a popular fantasy movie was filmed in the woods near the town...
www.wattpad.com
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Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
September 18, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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My amazing Mother 3 comic
September 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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🔥🤝⛈️ Paranatural UPDATE! Johnny understands the lore. www.paranatural.net/comic/chapte...
September 18, 2026 at 7:33 AM
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Share if you agree
September 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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September 17, 2026 at 9:40 AM
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the new Resident Evil asks what would happen if Umbrella tried to make The Thing into a bioweapon and let me tell you: it gets extravagantly squishy and oozy. also the main character is literally just A Normal Guy in a way I enjoyed, emphasized the "survival" in survival horror.
September 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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Oh hey! Also! BIG TIME flashing lights warning for the new Resident Evil. A huge chunk of the hospital sequence is going to be hard for a lot of folks to watch.
September 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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resident evil was extremely fucking good
September 18, 2026 at 1:59 AM
just saw Resident Evil 2026
Zach Cregger has gone 3/3 with his horror movie good lord
very heavy on the body horror and gore, if you like The Thing you might like it because I was reminded of that movie a lot (that's one my fav horror movies btw so that is a great thing in my book)
September 18, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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September 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Season 3 Episode 14 - Frame 2316 out of 2694
September 15, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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before any of you freak out, let this bunny remind you that fortnite has gone full AI for a while now, and the ceo of epic (tim sweeney) fired his staff for it, and has zero shame in it

i stopped playing this game a very long time ago, and you can and should too. don’t give in
Sora is coming to Fortnite this week
September 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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YOU gotta do WHAT?
I gotta believe!

#SpongeBob #ParappaTheRapper #Video
October 19, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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real talk: If you are selling an indie books, then I don't know or care about your characters/world. It is your job to sell me on them, and most artists are really bad at that advertising aspect.

Meanwhile, fan art is going to draw me in immediately, because I already have an attachment to them.
September 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
"wah wah wah, people like fan art more than my shitty book"
So... can we talk about this
September 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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I actually want to play Sombra support.

It's me

Hi

I'm the problem

It's me
First Look at Sombra and Roadhog's upcoming Hero reworks in #Overwatch 👀

🗓️ Available in Season 5.
September 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Another Escort map??????? Dude it's been so long since we got a control map PLEASE just give us another instead of this dogshit.
First Look at New #Overwatch Escort Map: Grimsvötn 🇮🇸
September 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
September 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
if you are in a relationship like (specifically if you relate to the one calling)
LEAVE
DUMP HIS ASS
you are not being loved, you deserve better
jesus, this post makes me sad
Any particular characters that this reminds you of?
September 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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i may have stumbled upon a huge $5 crt at goodwill today and am autism-ing out about it
September 11, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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you heard of 6 7...........9/11
May 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the first thing I said waking up this morning was
"9/11" in Lois Griffin's voice
September 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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still can’t handle myself laughing at lois griffin screaming “you’ll never be mother” and breaking into a one two number
January 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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Lois Griffin's Family Guy Speech
ALT: Lois Griffin's Family Guy Speech
static.klipy.com
September 11, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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Oh my god, being a level 5 fan is a humiliation ritual
September 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM