Bean
@beanolovent.bsky.social
Fuck me, Capcom can’t be stopped.
September 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Fuck me, Capcom can’t be stopped.
Something oddly soothing being the only person in the office on a Friday, sitting in the dark mashing away at the keyboard.
September 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Something oddly soothing being the only person in the office on a Friday, sitting in the dark mashing away at the keyboard.
My weekly FUUUCCKK METROLINX
September 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
My weekly FUUUCCKK METROLINX
Train stuck due to flooding on the tracks and everyone’s phone keeps going off with emergency alerts for damaging winds and tornado warnings. At least I got a good book. #cantrainsfly
September 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Train stuck due to flooding on the tracks and everyone’s phone keeps going off with emergency alerts for damaging winds and tornado warnings. At least I got a good book. #cantrainsfly
I’m at the stage now where I haven’t cut my hair in a few months out of laziness and kinda want to just grow it out. This is a call for help
September 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I’m at the stage now where I haven’t cut my hair in a few months out of laziness and kinda want to just grow it out. This is a call for help
I haven’t smoked in 6 years but after watching Obsession I sure could fucking use one. Jesus fucking Christ.
August 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I haven’t smoked in 6 years but after watching Obsession I sure could fucking use one. Jesus fucking Christ.
PETER CULLEN? CAN WE STOP??
August 27, 2026 at 3:24 PM
PETER CULLEN? CAN WE STOP??
Finished main campaign of HZD and HFW and now onto the DLC for like the 3rd time. It’s so upsetting I will likely never play Horizon 3. It’s minimum 5 years away? And PS exclusive. I won’t be buying a $2500 PS6. 😭👎
August 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Finished main campaign of HZD and HFW and now onto the DLC for like the 3rd time. It’s so upsetting I will likely never play Horizon 3. It’s minimum 5 years away? And PS exclusive. I won’t be buying a $2500 PS6. 😭👎
Happy birthday Hayden
August 21, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Happy birthday Hayden
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
August 18, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
These new MacBook Pros are thiccc. More like MacChonk Pro amiright
August 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
These new MacBook Pros are thiccc. More like MacChonk Pro amiright
*takes a long drag on the vape* It started with Harambe.
August 1, 2026 at 3:17 AM
*takes a long drag on the vape* It started with Harambe.
Dungeon Crawler Carl. Finished it a few days. What a phenomenal book. I’ll definitely be crushing this entire series. #princessdonut
July 30, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Dungeon Crawler Carl. Finished it a few days. What a phenomenal book. I’ll definitely be crushing this entire series. #princessdonut
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I figured out the hottest sentence ever. “I want a tattoo and a new book”
July 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I figured out the hottest sentence ever. “I want a tattoo and a new book”
“I didn’t expect the future to be so boring. While also being a chaotic hellscape.” - close friend.
Excuse me I need to sit down. God I miss whimsy.
Excuse me I need to sit down. God I miss whimsy.
July 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
“I didn’t expect the future to be so boring. While also being a chaotic hellscape.” - close friend.
Excuse me I need to sit down. God I miss whimsy.
Excuse me I need to sit down. God I miss whimsy.
Quick Q. Why is the sky like this and taste like burnt hot dogs?
July 15, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Quick Q. Why is the sky like this and taste like burnt hot dogs?
WHY IS THE SKY YELLOW AND TASTE LIKE HOW I COOK HOTDOGS?
July 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
WHY IS THE SKY YELLOW AND TASTE LIKE HOW I COOK HOTDOGS?
Closest friend said “Indeed” to a totally non important rant I had. So I’ve called in sick and may not make it throw the day.
July 15, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Closest friend said “Indeed” to a totally non important rant I had. So I’ve called in sick and may not make it throw the day.
Omg seasons three is even worse fuck sake Clark
July 15, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Omg seasons three is even worse fuck sake Clark
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This will be Bluesky when we get that special obituary.
July 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
This will be Bluesky when we get that special obituary.
Feels like 47C with the Humidex. Why does the heat map just look like the sun?
July 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Feels like 47C with the Humidex. Why does the heat map just look like the sun?
Going to hit 38C today before the humid. Hell of day to have a broke AC. #hotintheserhinos
Ace Ventura Getting Warm and Sweaty
ALT: Ace Ventura Getting Warm and Sweaty
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July 14, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Going to hit 38C today before the humid. Hell of day to have a broke AC. #hotintheserhinos
Fire alarm going off in the building 3x last night was a lot of fun. I’m very refreshed today.
July 14, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Fire alarm going off in the building 3x last night was a lot of fun. I’m very refreshed today.
Rewatching Smallville for the first ever and I forgot HOW FUCKING INFURIATING LANA AND CLARKS RELATIONSHIP IS HOW ARE YOU FUMBLING IT THIS BADLY CLARK FUCK
July 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Rewatching Smallville for the first ever and I forgot HOW FUCKING INFURIATING LANA AND CLARKS RELATIONSHIP IS HOW ARE YOU FUMBLING IT THIS BADLY CLARK FUCK