Geralt of New Jersey
@bearerseekseeklest.bsky.social
formerly: poltergeistnj.bandcamp.com ; thegoalie.bandcamp.com ; lawyer in my spare time
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“all protestants hate abba” is a stereotype that I’m definitely going to fall back on
September 21, 2026 at 11:35 AM
“all protestants hate abba” is a stereotype that I’m definitely going to fall back on
trying to explain HEMA to my dad and he just kept calling me the first sword of bravos lmao
September 21, 2026 at 1:32 PM
trying to explain HEMA to my dad and he just kept calling me the first sword of bravos lmao
think I got a few in my and then I will stop harboring on the elements sorry everyone
September 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
think I got a few in my and then I will stop harboring on the elements sorry everyone
undergrad writing seminar prof: you made some good points at the start but your analysis of lady macbeths mental breakdown harbored on the elements a little bit, so I had to take points off
September 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
undergrad writing seminar prof: you made some good points at the start but your analysis of lady macbeths mental breakdown harbored on the elements a little bit, so I had to take points off
bro are you seriously harboring on the elements right now
September 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
bro are you seriously harboring on the elements right now
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i’m also not going to harbor on the elements. i don’t know what that means
September 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
i’m also not going to harbor on the elements. i don’t know what that means
Chad Gilbert man…..
September 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Chad Gilbert man…..
Fuck it go birds
September 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Fuck it go birds
alright hell yea play like that for the whole game
September 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
alright hell yea play like that for the whole game
the like….walmartification of literally all subcultures is is driving me insane lately. I am an old man and should just check out and not care but seriously man it is depressing
September 19, 2026 at 10:47 PM
the like….walmartification of literally all subcultures is is driving me insane lately. I am an old man and should just check out and not care but seriously man it is depressing
showing my toddler blue Monday
September 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
showing my toddler blue Monday
you know, the problem with Holland era Spider-Man is that no one calls him “SPIDER FREAK!” or “da web head!!” in a fake Brooklyn accent anymore
September 17, 2026 at 10:49 PM
you know, the problem with Holland era Spider-Man is that no one calls him “SPIDER FREAK!” or “da web head!!” in a fake Brooklyn accent anymore
“Don’t even THINK about doing that to me!” the Kingpin’s henchman says as he watches Spider-man (ps4, 2016) kick his friend off a building
September 17, 2026 at 10:31 PM
“Don’t even THINK about doing that to me!” the Kingpin’s henchman says as he watches Spider-man (ps4, 2016) kick his friend off a building
has anyone gotten briana white to say “this guy are sick” yet
September 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
has anyone gotten briana white to say “this guy are sick” yet
Lana Del Rey’s “season of the witch” is a song I have long considered to be TikTok slop audio music but it turns out it predates the sound byte craze by about 2 years
September 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Lana Del Rey’s “season of the witch” is a song I have long considered to be TikTok slop audio music but it turns out it predates the sound byte craze by about 2 years
why is “iron lung” the best goth song of the last decade
September 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
why is “iron lung” the best goth song of the last decade
made one stupid comment about Macklemore being a corny dude in some guys mentions and then I get 5 million cartoon avis going “sir SIR you don’t like brave Macklemore simply because he is CORNY!! Tut tut I say!!”
September 15, 2026 at 4:25 PM
made one stupid comment about Macklemore being a corny dude in some guys mentions and then I get 5 million cartoon avis going “sir SIR you don’t like brave Macklemore simply because he is CORNY!! Tut tut I say!!”
Finally making it a point to beat ocarina of time at my big ass age. I like this game but it’s got hands sometimes
September 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Finally making it a point to beat ocarina of time at my big ass age. I like this game but it’s got hands sometimes
Door dashed (both pick up and delivery) a couple times this month and now the app is telling me to “jump back into your DoorDash habit” man do not talk to me that way you don’t know shit about me
September 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Door dashed (both pick up and delivery) a couple times this month and now the app is telling me to “jump back into your DoorDash habit” man do not talk to me that way you don’t know shit about me
it looks insane if you have taste but you have to understand, millions of Americans are equally as tasteless as this. Him sneaking in Fernando in there tho is a tell tale sign the man was meant for pageantry and not trying to run the dumbest country in the world
Very possibly the most incoherent playlist in music history. Utterly berserk.
September 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
it looks insane if you have taste but you have to understand, millions of Americans are equally as tasteless as this. Him sneaking in Fernando in there tho is a tell tale sign the man was meant for pageantry and not trying to run the dumbest country in the world
FUCKIN GET OUTTA HERE GO BACK TO DC LOSERS!!!!!
September 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
FUCKIN GET OUTTA HERE GO BACK TO DC LOSERS!!!!!
Hehe go birds
September 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Hehe go birds