Beatrix Plotter
@beatrixplotter.bsky.social
Cringe but free (she/her)
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I get this like once a week so I'm making a public service announcement. My name is a pun on Beatrix Potter. The children's author? Peter Rabbit? Please, you must have heard of it. It's NOT a fucking reference to the fucking mouldy terf queen. Fuck's sake.
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It’s Time To Grow Up | Defector
HBO’s new Harry Potter TV series is premiering this Christmas Day. Under current plans, it will last at least a decade. The trailer looks like the original films were run through an AI generator, but…
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September 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
September 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
“How will we ever replace them?”
FUND. THE. ARTS.
FUND. THE. ARTS.
August 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
we have thousands of potential dolly partons and tim curries already walking amongst us. most of them are begging for rent money or getting crushed at a shitty job
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The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
August 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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I don't know how billionaires like Taylor Swift aren't embarrassed looking at how Dolly Parton shared her wealth with the world.
August 26, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I don't know how billionaires like Taylor Swift aren't embarrassed looking at how Dolly Parton shared her wealth with the world.
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This came across my feed again, so one thing I must stress--as I do every time this comes across my feed--is just how much of modern transphobia is owed to elites, medical professionals, and psychologists, NOT to lay-folk. Someone told them that this was sick and wrong; and it weren't their neighbor
August 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
This came across my feed again, so one thing I must stress--as I do every time this comes across my feed--is just how much of modern transphobia is owed to elites, medical professionals, and psychologists, NOT to lay-folk. Someone told them that this was sick and wrong; and it weren't their neighbor
Begging people to mask up at cons if they even suspect they're sick. I can't keep catching this shit at every con I go to! Wear a mask! I'm tired of coughing my guts up! WEAR A FUCKING MASK I BEG
August 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Begging people to mask up at cons if they even suspect they're sick. I can't keep catching this shit at every con I go to! Wear a mask! I'm tired of coughing my guts up! WEAR A FUCKING MASK I BEG
Called the DVLA cos I need to renew my license but my passport's expired and the online service hates me for it. "We'll send you an email with instructions on what to do." THEY SENT ME A LINK TO THE ONLINE SERVICE.
LISTEN TO ME I FUCKING BEG
LISTEN TO ME I FUCKING BEG
August 20, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Called the DVLA cos I need to renew my license but my passport's expired and the online service hates me for it. "We'll send you an email with instructions on what to do." THEY SENT ME A LINK TO THE ONLINE SERVICE.
LISTEN TO ME I FUCKING BEG
LISTEN TO ME I FUCKING BEG
As someone who cut off the vast majority of her family and is debating doing the same to the rest: YEAH THE FUCK IT IS. I didn't want to do it. I wanted my mother to love me. But she can't and I'm not putting myself in that line of fire any more.
August 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
As someone who cut off the vast majority of her family and is debating doing the same to the rest: YEAH THE FUCK IT IS. I didn't want to do it. I wanted my mother to love me. But she can't and I'm not putting myself in that line of fire any more.
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I didn't know what Clacton even was until I heard of Count Binface, and I don't even live in the UK. That's way more than what I can say for Nigel "30+ mentions in the Epstein Files" Farage tbh
August 13, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I didn't know what Clacton even was until I heard of Count Binface, and I don't even live in the UK. That's way more than what I can say for Nigel "30+ mentions in the Epstein Files" Farage tbh
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me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch?
Disney: no
Netflix: not anymore
Apple: ew no
CBC Gem: yes and it’s free
Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.
Disney: no
Netflix: not anymore
Apple: ew no
CBC Gem: yes and it’s free
Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.
August 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch?
Disney: no
Netflix: not anymore
Apple: ew no
CBC Gem: yes and it’s free
Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.
Disney: no
Netflix: not anymore
Apple: ew no
CBC Gem: yes and it’s free
Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.
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EA is now owned by Saudi Arabia and Donald Trump's son-in-law
EA is now owned by Saudi Arabia and Donald Trump's son-in-law
The U.S. publisher has been taken private in a deal worth $55 billion.
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August 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
EA is now owned by Saudi Arabia and Donald Trump's son-in-law
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Fuck JK Rowling and her hatemongering bullshit.
July 13, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Fuck JK Rowling and her hatemongering bullshit.
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A group of physical media activists rescued a haunted VHS tape from being destroyed and becoming lost media.
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July 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM
A group of physical media activists rescued a haunted VHS tape from being destroyed and becoming lost media.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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team releases game and isn't laid off
Name your dream videogame announcement.
July 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
team releases game and isn't laid off
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"Not Queer as in fuck you, but gay as in "I'm one of the good ones, I swear Mister Policeman, she threw the brick, not me"
June 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
"Not Queer as in fuck you, but gay as in "I'm one of the good ones, I swear Mister Policeman, she threw the brick, not me"
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If the UK government can find just a bit more porn to ban, houses will become more affordable. I reckon three more porn will do it, and if we get to four porn, food prices should come down as well.
This country will get back on its feet, one porn ban at a time.
This country will get back on its feet, one porn ban at a time.
June 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
If the UK government can find just a bit more porn to ban, houses will become more affordable. I reckon three more porn will do it, and if we get to four porn, food prices should come down as well.
This country will get back on its feet, one porn ban at a time.
This country will get back on its feet, one porn ban at a time.
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Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat.
Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.
Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.
June 24, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat.
Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.
Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.