Josephine Shields
@beauharnais.bsky.social
Retired classically trained Chef. But my true love is analog photography. I teach black+white and alternative printing.I have too many old cameras. I am a woman of constant knitting. 💙 We must be informed and vigilant. ABSOLUTELY NO DMs or asks for money
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Pete Hegseth will have the Lord tested for testosterone.
Trump will feel the Lord's muscles and talk about how big they are.
ICE will arrest and deport the Lord's son on a paperwork technicality.
Pirro will charge Jesus with vandalism for walking on the reflecting pool.
Trump will feel the Lord's muscles and talk about how big they are.
ICE will arrest and deport the Lord's son on a paperwork technicality.
Pirro will charge Jesus with vandalism for walking on the reflecting pool.
September 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Pete Hegseth will have the Lord tested for testosterone.
Trump will feel the Lord's muscles and talk about how big they are.
ICE will arrest and deport the Lord's son on a paperwork technicality.
Pirro will charge Jesus with vandalism for walking on the reflecting pool.
Trump will feel the Lord's muscles and talk about how big they are.
ICE will arrest and deport the Lord's son on a paperwork technicality.
Pirro will charge Jesus with vandalism for walking on the reflecting pool.
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The Bible never says that God has a penis.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
September 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
The Bible never says that God has a penis.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
But in fairness, Ken Paxton, you missed *a lot* of verses in the Bible, you adulterous liar.
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TEXANS, VOTE FOR TALARICO!
September 2, 2026 at 12:08 PM
TEXANS, VOTE FOR TALARICO!
I laughed so hard, I cried.
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Max the Scared Horse - Ozzy Man Reviews
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August 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I laughed so hard, I cried.
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Thou shalt expand the Supreme Court to 17 and make Michelle Obama, Rachel Maddow, Mark Ruffalo, and Hasan Piker Supreme Court Justices.
August 30, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Thou shalt expand the Supreme Court to 17 and make Michelle Obama, Rachel Maddow, Mark Ruffalo, and Hasan Piker Supreme Court Justices.
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The last time it was this dangerous to eat food there were no refrigerators.
August 30, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The last time it was this dangerous to eat food there were no refrigerators.
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The peasants aren't allowed to know where their foreign beef comes from.
August 21, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The peasants aren't allowed to know where their foreign beef comes from.
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LEFT: Man who raped his own grandson.
RIGHT: Man who wants to have sex with his own daughter.
These are not well people.
RIGHT: Man who wants to have sex with his own daughter.
These are not well people.
August 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
LEFT: Man who raped his own grandson.
RIGHT: Man who wants to have sex with his own daughter.
These are not well people.
RIGHT: Man who wants to have sex with his own daughter.
These are not well people.
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Yes it’s CaturDogDay, but this cat is unreal.….
August 22, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Yes it’s CaturDogDay, but this cat is unreal.….
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The United States Treasury: An ATM for the Rich and Powerful
August 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
The United States Treasury: An ATM for the Rich and Powerful
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A gracious concession:
“I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
“I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
August 5, 2026 at 2:13 PM
A gracious concession:
“I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
“I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
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BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.
August 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.
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SHOUT OUT to Mike Luckovich: one of the all-time great political cartoonists. 🏆
With corporate media doing such a poor job in these most perilous of times, his work is more vital than ever!
THANK YOU @mluckovich.bsky.social!!! 🙏
With corporate media doing such a poor job in these most perilous of times, his work is more vital than ever!
THANK YOU @mluckovich.bsky.social!!! 🙏
August 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
SHOUT OUT to Mike Luckovich: one of the all-time great political cartoonists. 🏆
With corporate media doing such a poor job in these most perilous of times, his work is more vital than ever!
THANK YOU @mluckovich.bsky.social!!! 🙏
With corporate media doing such a poor job in these most perilous of times, his work is more vital than ever!
THANK YOU @mluckovich.bsky.social!!! 🙏
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Folks from the Women's March have been arrested at the Capitol for protesting ICE.
Shout out to the women who are putting their lives and livelihoods on the line to get their message out: ABOLISH ICE.
Shout out to the women who are putting their lives and livelihoods on the line to get their message out: ABOLISH ICE.
August 5, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Folks from the Women's March have been arrested at the Capitol for protesting ICE.
Shout out to the women who are putting their lives and livelihoods on the line to get their message out: ABOLISH ICE.
Shout out to the women who are putting their lives and livelihoods on the line to get their message out: ABOLISH ICE.
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Little Stormzy came back to visit today to say thats for help in his early days.
He is absolutely huge and it is probably the happiest I've ever been to see a dog!! Look at him go!
He is absolutely huge and it is probably the happiest I've ever been to see a dog!! Look at him go!
August 1, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Little Stormzy came back to visit today to say thats for help in his early days.
He is absolutely huge and it is probably the happiest I've ever been to see a dog!! Look at him go!
He is absolutely huge and it is probably the happiest I've ever been to see a dog!! Look at him go!
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Oh Boy! Photo from my collection, 1925.
August 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Oh Boy! Photo from my collection, 1925.
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Epstein files aren't worth seeing or discussing, but Fauci's personal diary...? THERE's our new distraction.
I'd listen to this remarkable woman.
I'd listen to this remarkable woman.
July 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Epstein files aren't worth seeing or discussing, but Fauci's personal diary...? THERE's our new distraction.
I'd listen to this remarkable woman.
I'd listen to this remarkable woman.
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Good morning, my friend! Happy #FriYay! I usually invite you to #mygarden on Fridays for an end-of-week #respite. Bit soggy today, so am sharing photo of a new rose I picked up at my fave garden center last wkend, called “Marc Chagall.” Plus my first harvest of cukes & San Marzanos. Lunch included!🥗
July 31, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Good morning, my friend! Happy #FriYay! I usually invite you to #mygarden on Fridays for an end-of-week #respite. Bit soggy today, so am sharing photo of a new rose I picked up at my fave garden center last wkend, called “Marc Chagall.” Plus my first harvest of cukes & San Marzanos. Lunch included!🥗
Had our yearly High School reunion today. Yes, this is my yearbook photo in 1970. I will always be amazed that we still look forward to this and still enjoy each other's company and have a great time! I've known these women for 60 years.
July 30, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Had our yearly High School reunion today. Yes, this is my yearbook photo in 1970. I will always be amazed that we still look forward to this and still enjoy each other's company and have a great time! I've known these women for 60 years.
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Good morning, my friend! Had a dr’s appointment and parked at a legit spot in front of this tree. Wood yew look at the attitude it gave me! Unbeleaf-able! Doc said “Don’t worry, his bark is worse than his bite.” Never identified the root cause. It’s oak-kay, tree, I fir-give yew for being so shady🌳
July 29, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Good morning, my friend! Had a dr’s appointment and parked at a legit spot in front of this tree. Wood yew look at the attitude it gave me! Unbeleaf-able! Doc said “Don’t worry, his bark is worse than his bite.” Never identified the root cause. It’s oak-kay, tree, I fir-give yew for being so shady🌳
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Good morning, my friend! Happy #Monday! One week from today, I begin as Morning Host on the World Classical Network. Please tell your friends! Hear us on 95.9 WCRI (RI) and 90.9 WSCS, (NH), or on the internet anywhere else! I’m so excited I could burst! Squeeeeeee!
July 27, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Good morning, my friend! Happy #Monday! One week from today, I begin as Morning Host on the World Classical Network. Please tell your friends! Hear us on 95.9 WCRI (RI) and 90.9 WSCS, (NH), or on the internet anywhere else! I’m so excited I could burst! Squeeeeeee!
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Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams-Paisley thanked Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their generous donation to The Store, Nashville. The charity works to combat food insecurity in Middle Tennessee.
July 26, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Brad Paisley and Kimberly Williams-Paisley thanked Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce for their generous donation to The Store, Nashville. The charity works to combat food insecurity in Middle Tennessee.
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