i did actually have that dream though

this is my way of saying as of today im 26

nah, i think alastor is generally pretty neutral when it comes to most women, but hes from the 30s and still has that sexism ingrained into him, whereas lucifer actively dislikes and thinks very poorly of people as a whole

alastor is also a benevolent misogynist, but that doesnt work for the joke

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