the same brain that wakes me up at 3am also just feverishly answered its own question “so what do you want” with “pussy money weed”
September 18, 2026 at 8:35 AM
the same brain that wakes me up at 3am also just feverishly answered its own question “so what do you want” with “pussy money weed”
what I wanna say when someone shows up late to a 15-min meeting and kicks it off with “I have to prep for my next meeting”
September 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
what I wanna say when someone shows up late to a 15-min meeting and kicks it off with “I have to prep for my next meeting”
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probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
America is really beautiful and interesting. For example right now we have two different candidates for national office who are just straight up shooting surveillance cameras www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Meet the candidates putting bullets in Flock cameras
Some political hopefuls aren't just opposed to surveillance cameras—they're shooting at them.
www.motherjones.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 PM
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
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She is so real for this
‘Hacks’ star Hannah Einbinder reposts Ed Sheeran’s $400 million net worth:
“Ed Sheeran i say this as a ginger. i hope you get a REALLY bad sun burn the kind on the back of your entire body where it hurts to lie down or walk or sit.”
“Ed Sheeran i say this as a ginger. i hope you get a REALLY bad sun burn the kind on the back of your entire body where it hurts to lie down or walk or sit.”
September 15, 2026 at 8:49 PM
She is so real for this
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It’s 9/11, which means it’s the annual tradition to text my 8th grade boyfriend
September 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
It’s 9/11, which means it’s the annual tradition to text my 8th grade boyfriend
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Anyway, I love what I can see New York City becoming in the hands of the best mayor I’ve known in my 26 years here. bsky.app/profile/mayo...
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers.
As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
September 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Anyway, I love what I can see New York City becoming in the hands of the best mayor I’ve known in my 26 years here. bsky.app/profile/mayo...
“It’s all in your head” thank you but unfortunately that head is attached
September 11, 2026 at 1:17 PM
“It’s all in your head” thank you but unfortunately that head is attached
Turnstile playing in the outlet Old Navy kids’ section the last day of a holiday weekend is a very specific shade of 38 years old
September 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Turnstile playing in the outlet Old Navy kids’ section the last day of a holiday weekend is a very specific shade of 38 years old
Of COURSE I use my ring light for psych appointments. You see she calls me babydoll
September 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Of COURSE I use my ring light for psych appointments. You see she calls me babydoll
How my spouse probably sees me when he WFH
September 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
How my spouse probably sees me when he WFH
“Manic”? I think you mispronounced “zest for life”
August 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
“Manic”? I think you mispronounced “zest for life”
How I hope my Gen Z colleagues see me vs how they actually probably see me
August 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
How I hope my Gen Z colleagues see me vs how they actually probably see me
v good thread
we love to talk about a beloved dead person on here but goddamn do we love to talk about Dolly Parton and guess what folks we're right to do it go find that rare Dolly Parton link you wanna share shoutout to that Dolly Parton podcast drop some Dolly Parton youtubes right now let's goooo Dolly Parton
August 25, 2026 at 11:54 PM
v good thread
Ahh yes the pitter patter of little feet, on the urgent quest to find and kick you
August 19, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Ahh yes the pitter patter of little feet, on the urgent quest to find and kick you
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So far the best use for Flock cameras has been as an accidental honeypot to see which law enforcement officers can't resist stalking women in extremely well-documented ways, which is apparently the only thing they can be fired for or resign over. We should probably still unplug them all though!
August 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
So far the best use for Flock cameras has been as an accidental honeypot to see which law enforcement officers can't resist stalking women in extremely well-documented ways, which is apparently the only thing they can be fired for or resign over. We should probably still unplug them all though!
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Every time someone says "but how will we afford it?" I want to ask them how we are affording it now, and in many cases, the answer is that we aren't.
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.”
ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
ysph.yale.edu
August 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Every time someone says "but how will we afford it?" I want to ask them how we are affording it now, and in many cases, the answer is that we aren't.
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Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
August 17, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
Parenthood is wild bc wym it isn’t even dawn yet and I’m already making deals with my in-house pervert that if they pee on the toilet, they can see my boobs
August 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Parenthood is wild bc wym it isn’t even dawn yet and I’m already making deals with my in-house pervert that if they pee on the toilet, they can see my boobs
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whenever someone from boygenius puts out a new album this is all I can think of unfortunately
August 15, 2026 at 5:12 PM
whenever someone from boygenius puts out a new album this is all I can think of unfortunately
Texting U UP? But it’s at 6am to other parents and it’s to complain
August 16, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Texting U UP? But it’s at 6am to other parents and it’s to complain
Just had the jarring realization beer is just dizzy bread soda
August 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Just had the jarring realization beer is just dizzy bread soda
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I have a new flash out in the Summer 2026 issue of Macrame Literary Journal. It is my love letter to neighborhood pools, cannonball dads, and those of us with hats and sunscreen under the shade.
Thank you to the editors for giving this piece a home.
macramelit.com/articles/the...
Thank you to the editors for giving this piece a home.
macramelit.com/articles/the...
The Cannonball - Literary Journal
The Cannonball, a short story by author Elizabeth Ohga, published in the Summer 2026 issue of Macrame Literary Journal.
macramelit.com
August 11, 2026 at 10:22 AM
I have a new flash out in the Summer 2026 issue of Macrame Literary Journal. It is my love letter to neighborhood pools, cannonball dads, and those of us with hats and sunscreen under the shade.
Thank you to the editors for giving this piece a home.
macramelit.com/articles/the...
Thank you to the editors for giving this piece a home.
macramelit.com/articles/the...
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Just about ~dropped dead~ seeing this story I wrote for @theguardian.com pop up in conversation between Olivia Rodrigo and Center for Reproductive Rights — it’s always nice to see journalism travel to new audience 💜
July 28, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Just about ~dropped dead~ seeing this story I wrote for @theguardian.com pop up in conversation between Olivia Rodrigo and Center for Reproductive Rights — it’s always nice to see journalism travel to new audience 💜