Old Kentucky Shark
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I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer. (he/him)
It's mid September, fuck off mayflies.
September 17, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It's mid September, fuck off mayflies.
Where my mind immediately went upon seeing the Heinz Tomato Ketchup tattoo www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmf_...
September 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Where my mind immediately went upon seeing the Heinz Tomato Ketchup tattoo www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmf_...
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the three groups i misjudged the most in my adult life were the furries, the juggalos and the irish. i have grown and learned, and now i direct this energy towards far more worthy targets: the catholic church, the NCAA and the british
There’s Beoga withdrawing as Ed Sheerans band on his US tour. Fair play.
September 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
the three groups i misjudged the most in my adult life were the furries, the juggalos and the irish. i have grown and learned, and now i direct this energy towards far more worthy targets: the catholic church, the NCAA and the british
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ghostwatch is brilliant and the ghost is hidden EVERYWHERE it’s like a shit your pants where’s waldo
Ghostwatch. Imagine a 'live' broadcast of a haunting, starring Miss Rachel, Phil Donohue, and Keegan-Michael Key, playing themselves in a fictional haunting. The tension rachets up slowly, you never quite see the ghost, and it ends with the host possessed.
September 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
ghostwatch is brilliant and the ghost is hidden EVERYWHERE it’s like a shit your pants where’s waldo
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street to boardwalk, ocean city, new jersey, 1978
September 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
street to boardwalk, ocean city, new jersey, 1978
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he’s got a face for radio and a voice for print
New correspondent Ross Douthat says "no story looms larger than the latest developments in artificial intelligence." The technology and its impacts will be a major focus of 60 Minutes reporting.
September 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
he’s got a face for radio and a voice for print
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HARVEST MOON
AMCCUS 1997
SNES
AMCCUS 1997
SNES
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
HARVEST MOON
AMCCUS 1997
SNES
AMCCUS 1997
SNES
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I think there's something fundamental about the way Mamdani carries himself that shows you right away that although he's capable of being cordial, he's not on Giulianis side; they are not friends.
Meanwhile you look at the Obamas and Bushes sitting together and you realize oh yeah, we've been had.
Meanwhile you look at the Obamas and Bushes sitting together and you realize oh yeah, we've been had.
"When they go low, we go high" very much did not work in 2016 or 2024 at national scale, and you've got all those pictures of the Obamas and the Bushes sitting next to each other that are frankly kind of infuriating, but it works differently here and I don't know why
September 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I think there's something fundamental about the way Mamdani carries himself that shows you right away that although he's capable of being cordial, he's not on Giulianis side; they are not friends.
Meanwhile you look at the Obamas and Bushes sitting together and you realize oh yeah, we've been had.
Meanwhile you look at the Obamas and Bushes sitting together and you realize oh yeah, we've been had.
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Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.
You know things are going well when you’ve entered Day Three of Posting Through It.
September 9, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Comparing “blogging” to “AI Slop” is the type of take that emerges from being obsessed with how people talk about things instead of being interested in what things are.
Lmao it really works
September 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Lmao it really works
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LET BRAD DOURIF VOICE LINK!
September 8, 2026 at 4:39 PM
LET BRAD DOURIF VOICE LINK!
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That worked
September 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
That worked
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do you have games on your phone
September 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
do you have games on your phone
Thing that was seared into my brain but have not thought of for 30~ years.
teenage mutant ninja turtles II: the arcade game, print ad, imagery, nes (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/7470/te...
September 8, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Thing that was seared into my brain but have not thought of for 30~ years.
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Love to see dunking on the touchscreen-ification of car controls, but can we also talk about how Qi charging mats are also bullshit? They charge slower than USB-C even if you align them perfectly & they produce excess heat degrading the battery faster, especially if you're driving in sunshine.
September 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Love to see dunking on the touchscreen-ification of car controls, but can we also talk about how Qi charging mats are also bullshit? They charge slower than USB-C even if you align them perfectly & they produce excess heat degrading the battery faster, especially if you're driving in sunshine.
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Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
September 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
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