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beelz
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SVSSS! mostly fic, sometimes art
✨ multishipper + sj stan
🔗 https://archiveofourown.org/users/beelzebaozi
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Robot maids are so safe and ethical and there will never be ANY problems please don't pay any attention to the blood splatter he was cleaning up grapefruit juice
July 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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July 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
one of my ex friends had the lowest rice purity score i'd heard of in my circle and i used to always make fun of him for it, "sooo have you broken 30 yet?"

later i found out he was a rapist
July 8, 2026 at 12:35 PM
i'm sorry i just burst out laughing reading an a/b/o fic bc why is this alpha prowling up to the omega all dark and seductive and the omega goes weak-kneed with desire at the alpha's scent of CARAMEL LATTE 😭😭😭
July 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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Tianlang-jun and Zhuzhi-lang enter battle ⚔️
#SVSSS #人渣反派自救系统
June 19, 2026 at 12:59 AM
writing a fic means googling "younger futhark" one moment and "lap dance" the next
June 8, 2026 at 6:04 AM
so i read a bunch of thor fic before watching any of the movies other than love and thunder (sue me i know).. this whole time i thought laufey was "layvay" like the singer, just now found out that it's not 😭
May 27, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working
May 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
lrt such incredible historicity 🔥
May 14, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Helpful chart about the relationships of the three greatest Ottoman sultans
May 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
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Trying a new sketching style?!
May 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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April 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Fairy transportation
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#MDZS #JinLing
January 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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very randomly needed these losers
#applesdraw #zhanxiancheng #jiangcheng
April 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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once again thinking about dark fem!79…princess Qi-jie and her handmaiden Jiu-mei

cw: burns, injuries
March 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Me posting historical yaoi only for the descendant of one of them to come argue that their ancestor wouldn’t have been the bottom
March 24, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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It all works out. 👍🏽
Yue Qingyuan is the soggiest top of all time. Shen Qingqiu is hornier than he has ever been in his entire life. Peace and love on Cang Qiong Mountain Sect.
#Qijiu

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March 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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fought thru my perpetual exhaustion to finish this liujiu i love you #liujiu #svsss
March 18, 2026 at 3:33 PM
all i'm hearing is that velinxi ships qijiu
“Ugh I can’t believe you ship jayvik” yes I also can’t believe I ship the wildly popular gay ship where the smaller guy is full of self hatred and the big guy loves the other one regardless of his imperfections and they are also canonical soulmates. Who could have seen this coming
March 10, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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March 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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the hands that guide us

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as far as shen qingqiu’s concerned, his and qiu jianluo’s hands are one and the same
#svsss
March 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Bai Zhan Peak disciple Miku stumbles upon someone’s little… secret. 🎋
#svsss
February 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
scifi engineer sj who secretly designs & programs an android to be exactly like the late yqy. sj and the sentient android, YUE7 are obsessed with each other to the point where sj tries to convince himself it's basically the real yqy. it makes things a little awkward when the REAL yqy shows up alive
February 16, 2026 at 11:01 PM