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Strong Knight: ych.commishes.com/auction/show...
Dragon Princess: ych.commishes.com/auction/show...
Mouse Sorceress: ych.commishes.com/auction/show...

- Card is mute and doesn't talk, or really emote tbh. He uses a pack of cards he keeps on hand to communicate with friends and co-workers. He never mixes work with pleasure and is an amazing accountant. Also hung as fuck I'm not kidding be CAREFUL

- Debra and Card are a play on Debit Card
- Debra has RBF and between jobs, 7 feet tall in both versions. Has very high libido, if you can keep up she will secretly latch onto you and not make it too obvious.

- Vic is cursed by dark magic to be tired and apathetic all the time except when the libido kicks in, becomes clingy, giggly, hyperactive. Uses said dark magic to swap between all kinds of genitalia to the point where even they forgot what they originally had. defaults to a penis 70% of the time

- Barney and Topaz are siblings and are a species of Monsters
- Barney is a furniture mover and rarely ever stops being blunt
- Topaz is a shapeshifter that easily falls into their vices. (Lust)
- Cee happily streams on Twitch often (games, unboxings, mukbang) is strangely popular, a head scratcher.

woah woah, everything okay?