beetlemage
@beetlemage.bsky.social
Rachel, She/Her, 31, Bi, Trans woman
the goth techno commie they warned you about
the goth techno commie they warned you about
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beetlemage
@beetlemage.bsky.social
· Nov 1
Never been a better time to get into Libera Me!, the first Canto just officially finished up today! Happy Halloween, my friends. badkeymachine.com #visualnovel
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Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
August 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture
July 14, 2026 at 11:55 AM
it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture
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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
June 20, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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when are they going to make a Gunpla kit of the juice robot
May 18, 2026 at 10:35 PM
when are they going to make a Gunpla kit of the juice robot
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gonna have this post in my head forever
May 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
gonna have this post in my head forever
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Trog went on vacation so im dogsitting Im swingin her around n shit Lol she likes it or doesnt 🤷♂️ #JustVibes
May 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Trog went on vacation so im dogsitting Im swingin her around n shit Lol she likes it or doesnt 🤷♂️ #JustVibes
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They found out Ed Edd N Eddy wasn't on TV anymore
April 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
They found out Ed Edd N Eddy wasn't on TV anymore
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when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore
April 3, 2026 at 6:22 AM
when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore
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datacenters are not “one evil guy’s big evil computer for him to do evil things with”
April 3, 2026 at 10:31 AM
datacenters are not “one evil guy’s big evil computer for him to do evil things with”
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I don't think I would be excited for a Backrooms movie if it had literally any other director, but I trust Kane Parsons with my life. You should watch People Still Live Here it's really good.
April 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I don't think I would be excited for a Backrooms movie if it had literally any other director, but I trust Kane Parsons with my life. You should watch People Still Live Here it's really good.
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"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
February 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
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Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
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hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
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![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4)
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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