magical fox
@bellofthebird.bsky.social
a storm in the form of a girl in a cauldron of crime & stirring it daily. i don’t want to eat the crusts, they’re gross. making record time.
tonight i will be going out for dinner, shopping, & dancing. i’m actually beside myself with excitement. as in, there is so much excitement it need two of me to almost contain it.
September 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
tonight i will be going out for dinner, shopping, & dancing. i’m actually beside myself with excitement. as in, there is so much excitement it need two of me to almost contain it.
we don’t tolerate your zionist bullshit in this bar & all your fascist stickers will be removed immediately while we make eye contact with you. you aren’t welcome here
Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the ri
Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the ri
August 28, 2026 at 7:26 AM
we don’t tolerate your zionist bullshit in this bar & all your fascist stickers will be removed immediately while we make eye contact with you. you aren’t welcome here
Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the ri
Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the river to the sea Palestine will be free from the ri
well then. it’s snowing. we have snow flurries. it’s wellington. wtf is even happening.
August 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
well then. it’s snowing. we have snow flurries. it’s wellington. wtf is even happening.
this is the greatest bagel i have eaten in my life but also i hate bagels so the bar is pretty damn low.
August 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
this is the greatest bagel i have eaten in my life but also i hate bagels so the bar is pretty damn low.
made a bathroom bestie because i told her she was gorgeous in her entire vibe & she told me i was gorgeous in my entire vibe & yes we hugged goddess i love a drunk set of interaction in a pub loo with a stranger
August 1, 2026 at 9:48 AM
made a bathroom bestie because i told her she was gorgeous in her entire vibe & she told me i was gorgeous in my entire vibe & yes we hugged goddess i love a drunk set of interaction in a pub loo with a stranger
July 30, 2026 at 12:38 PM
fried chicken is the g.o.a.t this is not a discussion
July 30, 2026 at 3:10 AM
fried chicken is the g.o.a.t this is not a discussion
damn auckland, you so toasty warm. your airport sucks but your vibe is correct.
July 30, 2026 at 3:06 AM
damn auckland, you so toasty warm. your airport sucks but your vibe is correct.
me, to my girl: i’m so nervous it’s wild
her, to me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM
her, to me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM
July 29, 2026 at 5:52 AM
me, to my girl: i’m so nervous it’s wild
her, to me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM
her, to me: YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ENTER A ROOM
few things in the world of business are grander than having a boss that trusts & respects you.
July 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
few things in the world of business are grander than having a boss that trusts & respects you.
didn’t really think the movie would be engaging enough for 3 hours but i was pleasantly surprised & i enjoyed it immensely.
July 27, 2026 at 12:41 PM
didn’t really think the movie would be engaging enough for 3 hours but i was pleasantly surprised & i enjoyed it immensely.
it’s icy & chilly which isn’t actually a bother to me at all but the train being cancelled, having to get a bus replacement that’s full before i even get on it, yet still continues to rightfully pick up people until it gets its 45 seated 35 standing capacity is absolutely wild af, happy monday to me
July 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
it’s icy & chilly which isn’t actually a bother to me at all but the train being cancelled, having to get a bus replacement that’s full before i even get on it, yet still continues to rightfully pick up people until it gets its 45 seated 35 standing capacity is absolutely wild af, happy monday to me
& other conversations i have with my kids…
July 24, 2026 at 1:34 AM
& other conversations i have with my kids…
tryna go to work for half a day but looks like i’ll be spending half a day on this train going literally nowhere. cool story. glad it’s friday & i genuinely don’t care.
July 23, 2026 at 8:36 PM
tryna go to work for half a day but looks like i’ll be spending half a day on this train going literally nowhere. cool story. glad it’s friday & i genuinely don’t care.
that moment when a woman walks out of a unisex bathroom at the pub & says to you “mind the piss covered floor” & you’ve made a friend for life.
July 17, 2026 at 10:07 AM
that moment when a woman walks out of a unisex bathroom at the pub & says to you “mind the piss covered floor” & you’ve made a friend for life.
also, shout out to rob, who will
shortly learn that in any given situation, if you have the opportunity to ask me or sam, you will never choose me as the safe option.
shortly learn that in any given situation, if you have the opportunity to ask me or sam, you will never choose me as the safe option.
July 17, 2026 at 7:10 AM
also, shout out to rob, who will
shortly learn that in any given situation, if you have the opportunity to ask me or sam, you will never choose me as the safe option.
shortly learn that in any given situation, if you have the opportunity to ask me or sam, you will never choose me as the safe option.
ktg but not about the youtube but about that politician we all wish would be ejected from parliament 40 fucking years ago. think about what we could look like if he’d been abolished.
July 17, 2026 at 7:07 AM
ktg but not about the youtube but about that politician we all wish would be ejected from parliament 40 fucking years ago. think about what we could look like if he’d been abolished.
i am selective in general
July 17, 2026 at 7:04 AM
i am selective in general
i am extremely concerned about this bird flu hitting our endemic species. as well as our natives. so, since they’re now under a threat we have essentially no control over, i’d like to take a moment to remind you that saving hedgehogs is akin to releasing a cat into the bush.
July 17, 2026 at 4:17 AM
i am extremely concerned about this bird flu hitting our endemic species. as well as our natives. so, since they’re now under a threat we have essentially no control over, i’d like to take a moment to remind you that saving hedgehogs is akin to releasing a cat into the bush.
it’s been two stops & i hate this bus as much as i forgot i did. how bad do i want these fucking meds is a very pertinent question rn.
July 17, 2026 at 4:05 AM
it’s been two stops & i hate this bus as much as i forgot i did. how bad do i want these fucking meds is a very pertinent question rn.
auckland i will see you in a fortnight. please organise me some pleasant weather & a delay free landing. i’ll organise wellington staying on track for my departure, that’s my responsibility. thank you in advance.
July 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
auckland i will see you in a fortnight. please organise me some pleasant weather & a delay free landing. i’ll organise wellington staying on track for my departure, that’s my responsibility. thank you in advance.
starting a new job in a new location in an industry you’ve never even worked on the edges of is absolutely overwhelming. it’s a miracle that i’m still functioning & that i’ve only been sick once.
July 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
starting a new job in a new location in an industry you’ve never even worked on the edges of is absolutely overwhelming. it’s a miracle that i’m still functioning & that i’ve only been sick once.
tuesday morning & i walk into the office to make a cup of refreshing tea & fuck me who put phil collins on i’m outraged
July 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
tuesday morning & i walk into the office to make a cup of refreshing tea & fuck me who put phil collins on i’m outraged
in an absolute admittance of throwing all things aside that i believe in, i now own yoga pants. please. why. end me.
July 6, 2026 at 8:05 AM
in an absolute admittance of throwing all things aside that i believe in, i now own yoga pants. please. why. end me.
thanks memories for reminding me that 14 years ago i was training in high heels for burlesque. it’s wild to me to think about the trajectory of my life & how i ended up where i am compared to where people tried to lead me
June 29, 2026 at 7:49 AM
thanks memories for reminding me that 14 years ago i was training in high heels for burlesque. it’s wild to me to think about the trajectory of my life & how i ended up where i am compared to where people tried to lead me