ben
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23 •• the most illegible bachelor •• internet's laziest music nerd •• #WWEMD
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he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping
Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized in critical condition according to a spokesperson
Rudy Giuliani hospitalized in critical condition: Spokesperson
Former New York City mayor has been hospitalized in "critical but stable" condition, his spokesman said on Sunday.
abcnews.com
May 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
he's been rushed to johns hopkins landscaping
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State-mandated bounce break
February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
State-mandated bounce break
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Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Tomodachi Life stream going great so far
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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
Sandwich is the move when hungry is the vibe
January 24, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Sandwich is the move when hungry is the vibe
Have you seen Sinners? Brother, I am one.
January 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Have you seen Sinners? Brother, I am one.
I've got the generational runs
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I've got the generational runs
The DJ got us feeling our oats again
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The DJ got us feeling our oats again
"C'mon, this ref sucks!!!"
"Actually, I've been following this ref's career for years and he's actually really fair"
"Actually, I've been following this ref's career for years and he's actually really fair"
January 14, 2026 at 3:38 AM
"C'mon, this ref sucks!!!"
"Actually, I've been following this ref's career for years and he's actually really fair"
"Actually, I've been following this ref's career for years and he's actually really fair"
I just got kangaroo court-martialed
January 13, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I just got kangaroo court-martialed
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And I call it, No Great Loss
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
And I call it, No Great Loss
Getting on one knee and holding out a ring is the ultimate engagement bait
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Getting on one knee and holding out a ring is the ultimate engagement bait
Nyucking it up at the Hotel Curlyfornia
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Nyucking it up at the Hotel Curlyfornia
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I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
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They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
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He claims to be against gay rights but a man got him squirting.
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He claims to be against gay rights but a man got him squirting.
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trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
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Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
May 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.