Berlock Bones
@berlockbones.bsky.social
A picture is worth a thousand words but only if those words are a literal description of all the minute details of the picture
This comic taught me the word macabre
July 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
This comic taught me the word macabre
Hello, I’m a record label executive with a fondness for Norwegian death metal and my car broke down just up the road. Is there anyone who can see well during dusk who can help me?
June 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Hello, I’m a record label executive with a fondness for Norwegian death metal and my car broke down just up the road. Is there anyone who can see well during dusk who can help me?
“Mr Sheisty is my father. Please, call me Pooh.
April 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“Mr Sheisty is my father. Please, call me Pooh.
“I also bought you these shoes and blouse and skirt!”
April 3, 2026 at 12:28 AM
“I also bought you these shoes and blouse and skirt!”
i AM educated! I read all the facebook posts and formed dozens of very strong opinions
March 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
i AM educated! I read all the facebook posts and formed dozens of very strong opinions
This is like working all day driving a bus, and then on your vacation you spend the whole time sucking a robots dick
March 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This is like working all day driving a bus, and then on your vacation you spend the whole time sucking a robots dick
Hugh Grant spotted eating spotted dick at Wimbledon
July 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hugh Grant spotted eating spotted dick at Wimbledon
Pad Thai is Mexican spaghetti. Think about it.
July 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Pad Thai is Mexican spaghetti. Think about it.
How an earlier conversation might have gone:
“Hey Biff! Here, take this baby.”
“Where?”
“Where? Outside through town wherever just make sure to hold it way out in front of you”
“Hey Biff! Here, take this baby.”
“Where?”
“Where? Outside through town wherever just make sure to hold it way out in front of you”
July 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
How an earlier conversation might have gone:
“Hey Biff! Here, take this baby.”
“Where?”
“Where? Outside through town wherever just make sure to hold it way out in front of you”
“Hey Biff! Here, take this baby.”
“Where?”
“Where? Outside through town wherever just make sure to hold it way out in front of you”
*squats down to get face to face with the dog* “Ok, you need to go back to your house, make sure you take the first left and go around the park because there’s construction on Packard Street, got it? *gets licked on the nose*
July 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*squats down to get face to face with the dog* “Ok, you need to go back to your house, make sure you take the first left and go around the park because there’s construction on Packard Street, got it? *gets licked on the nose*
There’s no reason to believe that making a whole bunch of bad decisions in a row will have a negative effect on anything.
July 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
There’s no reason to believe that making a whole bunch of bad decisions in a row will have a negative effect on anything.
The Meat Brothers find convenient branding
July 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Meat Brothers find convenient branding
I’m terrified every time I’m not eating a 6-foot sub
July 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I’m terrified every time I’m not eating a 6-foot sub
Facade? So that’s why the toilets didn’t work
July 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Facade? So that’s why the toilets didn’t work
Too late they just got signed to a multi album deal at EMI records
July 6, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Too late they just got signed to a multi album deal at EMI records
Magical realism has a similar fantastic as mundane definition that could umbrella over this
July 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Magical realism has a similar fantastic as mundane definition that could umbrella over this
In the original version of this scene she slashes at the child with a fossilized velociraptor claw
July 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
In the original version of this scene she slashes at the child with a fossilized velociraptor claw
“So roomie, wanna make some popcorn and watch season 2 of the office?”
July 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“So roomie, wanna make some popcorn and watch season 2 of the office?”
Makes we wonder what she’s preparing for
a woman squatting on a barbell that says us army
ALT: a woman squatting on a barbell that says us army
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June 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Makes we wonder what she’s preparing for