Bertski
@bertski.bsky.social
Dad joke maker. I hate describing myself. Longing to live in precedented times lol
With the way my kids are using electricity and water, I’m starting to suspect that they are actually just 3 data centers in a trench coat.
July 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
With the way my kids are using electricity and water, I’m starting to suspect that they are actually just 3 data centers in a trench coat.
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I miss the times when the worst thing that the executive branch did was the VP misspelling potato.
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I miss the times when the worst thing that the executive branch did was the VP misspelling potato.
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He’s the stupid people’s President.
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
He’s the stupid people’s President.
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You can literally get anything on temu apparently
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
You can literally get anything on temu apparently
So is Boebert going to tweet out “1776” tomorrow like she did on Jan 6th? Or is that only for insurrections?
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So is Boebert going to tweet out “1776” tomorrow like she did on Jan 6th? Or is that only for insurrections?
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This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.
Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.
Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.
October 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.
Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.
Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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So judging by the maga rally for Charlie, I guess it is no longer too soon to politicize his tragedy?
September 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So judging by the maga rally for Charlie, I guess it is no longer too soon to politicize his tragedy?
Maybe @jimmykimmel.com and @colbertlateshow.bsky.social should start their own network
September 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Maybe @jimmykimmel.com and @colbertlateshow.bsky.social should start their own network
I gained 5lbs in the shower, I accidentally used shampoo instead of body wash. Now I have more body.
September 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I gained 5lbs in the shower, I accidentally used shampoo instead of body wash. Now I have more body.
It’s all coming together.
We're well past the point where if it were a foreign country, US media correspondents would be reporting on it in a way that would get them detained and/or expelled by the regime.
This makes it sounds like it's infrastructure week.
This makes it sounds like it's infrastructure week.
White House Plans Broad Crackdown on Liberal Groups
www.nytimes.com
September 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It’s all coming together.
We are really going to need someone in the media to ask Trump “what conditions would make a woman “fully depreciated”? And as a follow up, when would a woman be at her max value?”
September 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
We are really going to need someone in the media to ask Trump “what conditions would make a woman “fully depreciated”? And as a follow up, when would a woman be at her max value?”
Trump is about two weeks away from walking an extraterrestrial out of the Oval Office to distract from the Epstein files.
Duckworth: "Let's make it clear -- the President of the United States essentially just declared war on a major city in his own nation. This is not normal. This is not acceptable behavior."
September 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trump is about two weeks away from walking an extraterrestrial out of the Oval Office to distract from the Epstein files.
They are really pulling out all the stops to distract from the Epstein files
September 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
They are really pulling out all the stops to distract from the Epstein files
First PBS and now this administration is going to put @theonion.com out of business
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
First PBS and now this administration is going to put @theonion.com out of business
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New couch being delivered to the VP residence
July 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
New couch being delivered to the VP residence