Betes
@betes.bsky.social
I'm...not nice.
Nobody will ever assume that I was on Team Tang-skin.
Nobody will ever assume that I was on Team Tang-skin.
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BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
September 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
Horse Meat
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September 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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August 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I like to remind my MAGA dipshit parents that every business I have ever worked for funded my health and life insurance and every year I got AT LEAST a raise that covered inflatiuon.
August 29, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I like to remind my MAGA dipshit parents that every business I have ever worked for funded my health and life insurance and every year I got AT LEAST a raise that covered inflatiuon.
The reason Trump goes after major universities is redundant data. The reason for AI is to identify redundant data.
August 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The reason Trump goes after major universities is redundant data. The reason for AI is to identify redundant data.
The thing about data centers is Donald Trump is in the Epstien files over 30,000 times
August 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The thing about data centers is Donald Trump is in the Epstien files over 30,000 times
Both my MAGA parents voted for me and my brother to suffer and starve with type 1 diabetes. They get the streets, like they voted for. Beg dear leader for a handout about it. You get NOITHING from me, not a call, not a card, nothing.
August 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Both my MAGA parents voted for me and my brother to suffer and starve with type 1 diabetes. They get the streets, like they voted for. Beg dear leader for a handout about it. You get NOITHING from me, not a call, not a card, nothing.
It costs an American type 1 diabetic $35 every day of their lives to just open their eyes in the morning.
August 29, 2026 at 5:55 PM
It costs an American type 1 diabetic $35 every day of their lives to just open their eyes in the morning.
You know a Type 1 diabetic? They fall aslepp every night knowing they might not ever wake up. "dead in bed syndrome" is real.
August 29, 2026 at 5:54 PM
You know a Type 1 diabetic? They fall aslepp every night knowing they might not ever wake up. "dead in bed syndrome" is real.
Idris Alba was once on Colbert and his insulin pump fell out of his pocket. I damn near broke my TV trying to catch that shit.
August 29, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Idris Alba was once on Colbert and his insulin pump fell out of his pocket. I damn near broke my TV trying to catch that shit.
Every time you see Nick Jonas the most expensive thing he is wearing is his insulin pump.
August 29, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Every time you see Nick Jonas the most expensive thing he is wearing is his insulin pump.
Every time you see Sharon Stone the most expensive thing that she is wearing is an insulin pump.
August 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Every time you see Sharon Stone the most expensive thing that she is wearing is an insulin pump.
Every time you see Idris Elba the most expensive thing he is wearing is an insulin pump.
August 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Every time you see Idris Elba the most expensive thing he is wearing is an insulin pump.
They say work smart, not hard, but modern dems do both. They'll fuck you up and make your grandchildren pay. That's who we need.
August 29, 2026 at 5:40 PM
They say work smart, not hard, but modern dems do both. They'll fuck you up and make your grandchildren pay. That's who we need.
Because I live in America my insulin pump is literally $17,000. No joke, a device smaller than a pager is $17 fucking thousand dollars.
August 29, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Because I live in America my insulin pump is literally $17,000. No joke, a device smaller than a pager is $17 fucking thousand dollars.
Don’t ever forget that every last republican from elected officials to republican voters are pro-Maxwell, pro-Epstein and pro-pedo. Every. Last. One.
August 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Don’t ever forget that every last republican from elected officials to republican voters are pro-Maxwell, pro-Epstein and pro-pedo. Every. Last. One.
It’s very funny to me that Natalie Harp autopens Donald Trump’s social media posts about Biden using an autopen.
August 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It’s very funny to me that Natalie Harp autopens Donald Trump’s social media posts about Biden using an autopen.
Don’t forget to boil your lettuce, beef, rice, and eggs for at least an hour before consuming or you could fucking die.
August 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Don’t forget to boil your lettuce, beef, rice, and eggs for at least an hour before consuming or you could fucking die.
Natalie sounds angry today.
August 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Natalie sounds angry today.
Trump beef is the cats and the dogs.
August 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Trump beef is the cats and the dogs.
Maybe it’s time to start slinging tainted beef at republicans. Maybe it’s time to force them to eat it in front of everyone. Make them eat their lettuce, jalapeños and grey meat live. Dems should bring it all to every debate and watch republicans literally shit their pants about it.
August 28, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Maybe it’s time to start slinging tainted beef at republicans. Maybe it’s time to force them to eat it in front of everyone. Make them eat their lettuce, jalapeños and grey meat live. Dems should bring it all to every debate and watch republicans literally shit their pants about it.
I bet the tainted beef is all that veggie beef substitute with the toxic mushrooms in it.
August 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I bet the tainted beef is all that veggie beef substitute with the toxic mushrooms in it.
It’s really funny to me that when Trump’s life collapses he won’t be able to hide anywhere because he fucking stinks too much.
August 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
It’s really funny to me that when Trump’s life collapses he won’t be able to hide anywhere because he fucking stinks too much.
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It’s been 6 months since Donald Trump started a war because Benjamin Netanyahu asked him to. This war has raised our gas prices, cost us up to $2B PER DAY, killed American soldiers, and has no end in sight. Shame.
August 28, 2026 at 7:45 PM
It’s been 6 months since Donald Trump started a war because Benjamin Netanyahu asked him to. This war has raised our gas prices, cost us up to $2B PER DAY, killed American soldiers, and has no end in sight. Shame.