Just heard someone at the pharmacy say Colace is cough medicine. Oh, no, it isnt. :)
October 1, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Just heard someone at the pharmacy say Colace is cough medicine. Oh, no, it isnt. :)
My phone added a Canasta app without my asking for it. This was a few months ago. I still have it. Just in case.
September 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
My phone added a Canasta app without my asking for it. This was a few months ago. I still have it. Just in case.
I'm glad Johnny Depp didn't get to a point where he said, "From now on, I am John Depp."
August 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I'm glad Johnny Depp didn't get to a point where he said, "From now on, I am John Depp."
One of the scariest things for a kid and beyond is when you're around an adult who's always seemed kind-hearted and they make a point never to use swear words. Then one day something happens and they actually curse and you feel like you can't move or talk until there's some kind of de-escalation
August 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
One of the scariest things for a kid and beyond is when you're around an adult who's always seemed kind-hearted and they make a point never to use swear words. Then one day something happens and they actually curse and you feel like you can't move or talk until there's some kind of de-escalation
A podcast that I enjoy did an episode about Enron a few years ago. I have just listened to it, and it has made me mad.
August 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
A podcast that I enjoy did an episode about Enron a few years ago. I have just listened to it, and it has made me mad.
I wonder what Enya does in a day.
August 11, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I wonder what Enya does in a day.
All crowded public places should play the thump-thump-thud sound of a dropped cellphone every now and then to liven things up and get everyone on the same (though wrong) page.
July 28, 2026 at 10:18 PM
All crowded public places should play the thump-thump-thud sound of a dropped cellphone every now and then to liven things up and get everyone on the same (though wrong) page.
Atlantic City is so wretched. I lost $10 in a claw machine. I didn't really want that Care Bear, but also I really wanted it.
July 20, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Atlantic City is so wretched. I lost $10 in a claw machine. I didn't really want that Care Bear, but also I really wanted it.
If not for Vanilla Ice, I would have learned the word "collaborate" a little later in life.
June 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
If not for Vanilla Ice, I would have learned the word "collaborate" a little later in life.
My hip has been hurting me, so last night I tried some nerve-flossing exercises. They helped a little, and I should keep at them. But my point is that the term "nerve-flossing" 1. sounds more extreme than it is and 2. makes me nauseous.
May 5, 2026 at 12:35 PM
My hip has been hurting me, so last night I tried some nerve-flossing exercises. They helped a little, and I should keep at them. But my point is that the term "nerve-flossing" 1. sounds more extreme than it is and 2. makes me nauseous.
Which movie do you guys like better: Three Men and a Baby or Three Men and a Little Lady?
April 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Which movie do you guys like better: Three Men and a Baby or Three Men and a Little Lady?
Subway riders listening to music without headphones is nothing new. On this Monday morning, someone was listening to Sting's "Fields of Gold." That was pretty novel, and I'm okay with it.
April 20, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Subway riders listening to music without headphones is nothing new. On this Monday morning, someone was listening to Sting's "Fields of Gold." That was pretty novel, and I'm okay with it.
What do you think the Olsen twins talk about?
April 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
What do you think the Olsen twins talk about?
Today, for the first time in my life, I experienced a doctor sticking a needle in my knee. This is true. What is not true is that he called it a kneedle. How did he miss that? I missed it at first, because I was dealing with a needle going into my knee.
March 26, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Today, for the first time in my life, I experienced a doctor sticking a needle in my knee. This is true. What is not true is that he called it a kneedle. How did he miss that? I missed it at first, because I was dealing with a needle going into my knee.
I'm surprised Linus isn't a more popular name.
March 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I'm surprised Linus isn't a more popular name.
Shoutout to all of the people who think shoveling the sidewalk means making a path as wide as the shovel and then calling it a day.
January 26, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Shoutout to all of the people who think shoveling the sidewalk means making a path as wide as the shovel and then calling it a day.
Someone on the train is loudly slurping up a big bowl of soup. I'd never seen that before. The soup looks pretty good! But I prefer a creamy soup to a brothy soup. I'd offer them crackers if I had any. Do you think they'd accept?
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Someone on the train is loudly slurping up a big bowl of soup. I'd never seen that before. The soup looks pretty good! But I prefer a creamy soup to a brothy soup. I'd offer them crackers if I had any. Do you think they'd accept?
I guess Cubby was a really popular nickname for little boys in the 50s. Then it just went away. That's interesting and weird. Should we bring it back?
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I guess Cubby was a really popular nickname for little boys in the 50s. Then it just went away. That's interesting and weird. Should we bring it back?
The subway train is stopped in a tunnel. I hear a sort of clicking overhead. Probably Mystery Subway Liquid dripping, but I'd like to think it's the sound of the claws of subway monsters as they scamper over the cars.
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The subway train is stopped in a tunnel. I hear a sort of clicking overhead. Probably Mystery Subway Liquid dripping, but I'd like to think it's the sound of the claws of subway monsters as they scamper over the cars.
Thurston Moore is the youngest person named Thurston.
October 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Thurston Moore is the youngest person named Thurston.
I think The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover are the real Fantastic 4.
July 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I think The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover are the real Fantastic 4.
I never got into Sailor Moon, but that show had a decent theme song.
Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury!
Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury!
March 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I never got into Sailor Moon, but that show had a decent theme song.
Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury!
Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury!
It's interesting that the Flintstones and the Rubbles bowl and golf and have a weekly bridge night. I'm more than a little jealous that they have these regular activities.
February 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's interesting that the Flintstones and the Rubbles bowl and golf and have a weekly bridge night. I'm more than a little jealous that they have these regular activities.
I don't like it when my cat's sitting on my lap all nice, and then he gets up and runs away real fast like he forgot he left the iron on or the roast in the oven.
January 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I don't like it when my cat's sitting on my lap all nice, and then he gets up and runs away real fast like he forgot he left the iron on or the roast in the oven.
If I had a racehorse, I would name her Patti LuPony.
January 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If I had a racehorse, I would name her Patti LuPony.