I love that my grandma thinks a dream I had that some forgotten ice cream melted in the trunk of my car was a nightmare. Her nightmares are things like, her house is so messy & company is coming.
October 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I love that my grandma thinks a dream I had that some forgotten ice cream melted in the trunk of my car was a nightmare. Her nightmares are things like, her house is so messy & company is coming.
When there is a line behind you at the gas pumps, maybe it would be a good idea to, idk, hurry up a little bit? Maybe move to a parking spot to check your oil, perhaps? Or check it while you're pumping your gas instead of before you even get started lol
September 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
When there is a line behind you at the gas pumps, maybe it would be a good idea to, idk, hurry up a little bit? Maybe move to a parking spot to check your oil, perhaps? Or check it while you're pumping your gas instead of before you even get started lol
My 12 yr old son is small for his age, (8th percentile, in height) but I guess has finally reached the stage of feeling like he needs to be the one to carry the heavy stuff for me. Yesterday, he insisted on carrying my chair at an event, & tried to act like it wasn't the least bit heavy. 🥹
September 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
My 12 yr old son is small for his age, (8th percentile, in height) but I guess has finally reached the stage of feeling like he needs to be the one to carry the heavy stuff for me. Yesterday, he insisted on carrying my chair at an event, & tried to act like it wasn't the least bit heavy. 🥹
What if everyone just stopped buying brand new w/ tags stuff from eBay so that the resellers who ruin shopping for everyone else end up stuck with thousands of dollars of merch that they end up having to sell for less than they originally paid- losing money- & then quit their crummy reselling gigs.
September 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
What if everyone just stopped buying brand new w/ tags stuff from eBay so that the resellers who ruin shopping for everyone else end up stuck with thousands of dollars of merch that they end up having to sell for less than they originally paid- losing money- & then quit their crummy reselling gigs.
I wonder if the people in my high school who did the senior prophecies & the junior wills stopped to consider the fact that there would be copies saved, and people would be able to see how awful they treated people 20 years down the road.
September 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I wonder if the people in my high school who did the senior prophecies & the junior wills stopped to consider the fact that there would be copies saved, and people would be able to see how awful they treated people 20 years down the road.
Why am I always just waking up between 3 and 4 am, every morning, for seemingly no reason? It's been like this for months. And then I often can't go back to sleep.
September 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Why am I always just waking up between 3 and 4 am, every morning, for seemingly no reason? It's been like this for months. And then I often can't go back to sleep.
I only argue with people within approximately 10 points of my IQ.
September 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I only argue with people within approximately 10 points of my IQ.
Every now & then I realize that I'm doing all the heavy lifting in a relationship or a friendship, & I just step back to see what happens.
There are people I haven't talked to in months. There are people I haven't talked to in years.
I just have to remember that those are not my people.
There are people I haven't talked to in months. There are people I haven't talked to in years.
I just have to remember that those are not my people.
August 31, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Every now & then I realize that I'm doing all the heavy lifting in a relationship or a friendship, & I just step back to see what happens.
There are people I haven't talked to in months. There are people I haven't talked to in years.
I just have to remember that those are not my people.
There are people I haven't talked to in months. There are people I haven't talked to in years.
I just have to remember that those are not my people.
Everybody who has ever watched Doctor Who knows what petrichor is, but I keep seeing people in the wild pretentiously trying to use it as though it's a part of their every day vocabulary, the way they might say the love the smell of baking bread lol
August 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Everybody who has ever watched Doctor Who knows what petrichor is, but I keep seeing people in the wild pretentiously trying to use it as though it's a part of their every day vocabulary, the way they might say the love the smell of baking bread lol
Halloween is probably the least pagan of all the religious holidays. People out there celebrating Christmas & Easter AT CHURCH, but they refuse to celebrate Halloween. 😂
August 17, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Halloween is probably the least pagan of all the religious holidays. People out there celebrating Christmas & Easter AT CHURCH, but they refuse to celebrate Halloween. 😂
I need little protein powder packets that my sensory kiddo with strong food aversions can take to school to put in her milk, so I don't have to try to send a whole can to school with her. Dr wants her to have more protein throughout the day, and the best way we have found is for her to drink it.
August 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I need little protein powder packets that my sensory kiddo with strong food aversions can take to school to put in her milk, so I don't have to try to send a whole can to school with her. Dr wants her to have more protein throughout the day, and the best way we have found is for her to drink it.
If I click on a reel only to discover that the subject is the only thing in the video, & I have to read a big long caption, I'm instantly clicking out.
August 12, 2026 at 11:21 AM
If I click on a reel only to discover that the subject is the only thing in the video, & I have to read a big long caption, I'm instantly clicking out.
When I ask for tea there is maybe a 2% chance that I'm asking for gossip, and a 98% chance that I'm asking for a cup of steamy hot tea.
August 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
When I ask for tea there is maybe a 2% chance that I'm asking for gossip, and a 98% chance that I'm asking for a cup of steamy hot tea.
Imagine posting a picture of an animal that is the same type of animal as a former beloved pet, & several people comment about how they would kill it or about how it should be dead.
Don't do that. Even if it is an animal you're afraid of. Not every thought needs to be spoken/typed.
Don't do that. Even if it is an animal you're afraid of. Not every thought needs to be spoken/typed.
August 6, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Imagine posting a picture of an animal that is the same type of animal as a former beloved pet, & several people comment about how they would kill it or about how it should be dead.
Don't do that. Even if it is an animal you're afraid of. Not every thought needs to be spoken/typed.
Don't do that. Even if it is an animal you're afraid of. Not every thought needs to be spoken/typed.
I need some way to block AI generated posters from all of my social media feeds. Instant turn off. Schools, churches, organizations, bands, individuals... I'm so tired of it. Every poster looks exactly the same.
Gordon Ramsay: I Don't Like It! I Hate It!
ALT: Gordon Ramsay: I Don't Like It! I Hate It!
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August 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I need some way to block AI generated posters from all of my social media feeds. Instant turn off. Schools, churches, organizations, bands, individuals... I'm so tired of it. Every poster looks exactly the same.
With the high rate of domestic abuse in law enforcement marriages, wouldn't police access to flock cameras be extremely dangerous to the spouses of these abusive law enforcement officers? 😬
August 3, 2026 at 11:42 AM
With the high rate of domestic abuse in law enforcement marriages, wouldn't police access to flock cameras be extremely dangerous to the spouses of these abusive law enforcement officers? 😬
There are a lot of things I would do if I could go back in time, but definitely one of those things would be going to a 90s Pizza Hut party room for a birthday party.
July 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
There are a lot of things I would do if I could go back in time, but definitely one of those things would be going to a 90s Pizza Hut party room for a birthday party.
The fact that a teenager with a perfect GPA, no behavioral issues, & motivation to succeed had such a hard time finding a foster family SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS GAY is infuriating!!! We said yes, immediately. Haven't heard back from the caseworker, so maybe they found a different placement for him.
July 29, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The fact that a teenager with a perfect GPA, no behavioral issues, & motivation to succeed had such a hard time finding a foster family SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS GAY is infuriating!!! We said yes, immediately. Haven't heard back from the caseworker, so maybe they found a different placement for him.
Grandparents who post grandkid-centered posts to show off how awesome their grandkids are: 🩷
Grandparents who post about what awesome grandparents they, themselves are: 🚩
Grandparents who post about what awesome grandparents they, themselves are: 🚩
July 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Grandparents who post grandkid-centered posts to show off how awesome their grandkids are: 🩷
Grandparents who post about what awesome grandparents they, themselves are: 🚩
Grandparents who post about what awesome grandparents they, themselves are: 🚩
Listen: Just because you met my husband & find that he is a likeable & friendly guy does not mean you should send me a Facebook friend request. You may find that I am not nearly as likeable once you see what I do post on Facebook, & how outspoken I can be. #ArkansasBlueDot #HarrisonAR
July 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Listen: Just because you met my husband & find that he is a likeable & friendly guy does not mean you should send me a Facebook friend request. You may find that I am not nearly as likeable once you see what I do post on Facebook, & how outspoken I can be. #ArkansasBlueDot #HarrisonAR
Just checked one of my bank account balances & it's literally $86.47 🥰🩷
July 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Just checked one of my bank account balances & it's literally $86.47 🥰🩷
Today I saw someone I knew walking up the sidewalk toward me. She looked right at me, & I saw the recognition flash across her face. She then started talking to the person beside her & pretended she hadn't seen me.
Listen, I didn't want to talk, either, but I'd have smiled politely & then gone on.
Listen, I didn't want to talk, either, but I'd have smiled politely & then gone on.
July 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Today I saw someone I knew walking up the sidewalk toward me. She looked right at me, & I saw the recognition flash across her face. She then started talking to the person beside her & pretended she hadn't seen me.
Listen, I didn't want to talk, either, but I'd have smiled politely & then gone on.
Listen, I didn't want to talk, either, but I'd have smiled politely & then gone on.
My 9 yr old daughter just found out TS is getting married tomorrow, and, with all seriousness, just asked me if she could go to the wedding.
Wendy Darling from Peter Pan Blinking
ALT: Wendy Darling from Peter Pan Blinking
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July 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
My 9 yr old daughter just found out TS is getting married tomorrow, and, with all seriousness, just asked me if she could go to the wedding.
I hate when someone's tone completely changes, & I have no idea why. When someone who used to be friendly & chatty starts giving short simple responses, I assume it's the end of a friendship. Makes me sad. People are so confusing.
Over The Garden Wall Frog Listening
ALT: Over The Garden Wall Frog Listening
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June 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I hate when someone's tone completely changes, & I have no idea why. When someone who used to be friendly & chatty starts giving short simple responses, I assume it's the end of a friendship. Makes me sad. People are so confusing.
If a summer camp has a dress code that makes girls wear full coverage swimsuits, or makes them wear t-shirts, or won't allow girls and boys to swim together, my kids aren't going.
It's not those rules that are the problem, per se, but those rules are a major red flag for a much bigger problem.
It's not those rules that are the problem, per se, but those rules are a major red flag for a much bigger problem.
June 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
If a summer camp has a dress code that makes girls wear full coverage swimsuits, or makes them wear t-shirts, or won't allow girls and boys to swim together, my kids aren't going.
It's not those rules that are the problem, per se, but those rules are a major red flag for a much bigger problem.
It's not those rules that are the problem, per se, but those rules are a major red flag for a much bigger problem.