I often wonder if the reason I'm not on my phone all the time is bc I had my 'internet' time like 20 years ago on the Old Internet and I just don't care like that anymore
February 28, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I often wonder if the reason I'm not on my phone all the time is bc I had my 'internet' time like 20 years ago on the Old Internet and I just don't care like that anymore
we should have pushed against the film to digital hd upgrade the same way we pushed against Ted Turner trying to 'upgrade' black and white films to color
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
we should have pushed against the film to digital hd upgrade the same way we pushed against Ted Turner trying to 'upgrade' black and white films to color
still thinking about the license plate I saw this morning that said 'GLIZZYG'
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
still thinking about the license plate I saw this morning that said 'GLIZZYG'
🙃🙃
ABC is pulling #JimmyKimmelLive indefinitely after his Charlie Kirk comments
He said
“We hit some new lows over the weekend with MAGA desperately trying to characterize the kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them & doing everything they can to score political points from it”
He said
“We hit some new lows over the weekend with MAGA desperately trying to characterize the kid who killed Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them & doing everything they can to score political points from it”
September 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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ah, well
a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason
September 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
ah, well
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We literally had a Night Vale plot about making clouds illegal so I'm glad Florida is continuing to make satire impossible
September 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
We literally had a Night Vale plot about making clouds illegal so I'm glad Florida is continuing to make satire impossible
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when u ban clouds
A lesson for us all on why you should not promise the impossible to the terminally insane
September 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
when u ban clouds
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(F)unemployment again~*
August 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
(F)unemployment again~*
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Even if he didn't let's pretend that he did
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Even if he didn't let's pretend that he did
literally no one would make me kiss their ass like this. if they could feel shame they would be highly embarrassed
Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."
August 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
literally no one would make me kiss their ass like this. if they could feel shame they would be highly embarrassed
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Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
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Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook’s Vision of Island History
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Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook's Vision of Island History
ANIMAL VILLAGE — Nook Inc. announced this week that they would be initiating a review of Blathers Museum after CEO Tom Nook complained that it wasn’t…
hard-drive.net
August 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook’s Vision of Island History
hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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lmao
Serebii Picture: Official render for Mega Victreebel www.serebii.net
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
lmao
still one of my all-time favorite albums. that opening synth to Run Away with Me immediately sets the mood for the rest of the album
Carly Rae Jepsen's album Emotion was released 10 years ago this week, acclaimed in the years since for its flair for the dramatic and unabashed schmaltz. But the album also contains a particular emotion often underdiscussed when considering Jepsen's appeal. n.pr/47CV7pY
10 years later, it's still a joy to fall into Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Emotion'
Carly Rae Jepsen's album Emotion was released 10 years ago this week, acclaimed in the years since for its flair for the dramatic and unabashed schmaltz. But the album also contains a particular emotion often underdiscussed when considering Jepsen's appeal.
n.pr
August 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
still one of my all-time favorite albums. that opening synth to Run Away with Me immediately sets the mood for the rest of the album
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losing my house and my job at the end of the month 🙃
August 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
losing my house and my job at the end of the month 🙃
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this is some of my favorite gengar artwork
August 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
this is some of my favorite gengar artwork
hate that the portlandia yt channel has delovled into just playing select episodes in a row instead of the whole series in a row
August 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
hate that the portlandia yt channel has delovled into just playing select episodes in a row instead of the whole series in a row
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ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
idk why so many people in the world are just.. haters. they hate everything for no reason other than people love it. this much contrarian thinking must be exhausting to them, and that's just... sad
August 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
idk why so many people in the world are just.. haters. they hate everything for no reason other than people love it. this much contrarian thinking must be exhausting to them, and that's just... sad
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On a long enough timeline, Lego will eventually make a set that is irresistible to you. That first satisfying little CLICK tugs a string in your amygdala. Before you know it, you find yourself suckin dicks for Legos in a back alley. The only way out is death.
August 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
On a long enough timeline, Lego will eventually make a set that is irresistible to you. That first satisfying little CLICK tugs a string in your amygdala. Before you know it, you find yourself suckin dicks for Legos in a back alley. The only way out is death.
life is a cabaret 🙃
Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like
August 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
life is a cabaret 🙃