Jesus drank.
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Jesus drank, then hurled the glass at the warped mirror behind the bar, shattering it.
Comfort the disturbed . . . disturb the comfortable.
Comfort the disturbed . . . disturb the comfortable.
Ya absolutely nailed Moira Rose in the ad!
September 26, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Ya absolutely nailed Moira Rose in the ad!
A short thread: bsky.app/profile/pook...
If you really want to nail a job interview you gotta casually pull out a whole rotisserie chicken from your pocket and nibble on it thoughtfully.
September 25, 2026 at 4:22 PM
A short thread: bsky.app/profile/pook...
Yes . . . functional structure.
September 25, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Yes . . . functional structure.
One of the first red flags with my former spouse was when they tried to say, "Those aren't pelicans," as if they knew better and I had been duped. Classic gaslighting, tho clumsy as hell. My gast was flabbered but I concealed it and logged the data.
September 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
One of the first red flags with my former spouse was when they tried to say, "Those aren't pelicans," as if they knew better and I had been duped. Classic gaslighting, tho clumsy as hell. My gast was flabbered but I concealed it and logged the data.
I didn't like it initially, and then I thought about the rain shedding effect. My pants might be just a little less soggy.
September 25, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I didn't like it initially, and then I thought about the rain shedding effect. My pants might be just a little less soggy.
Ha! They taped a b/w photo to the screen!
September 25, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Ha! They taped a b/w photo to the screen!
Back in the day I would affix a little ziptie handle to the Costco clamshell for this purpose because I didn't think of not wearing dress pants. Now the chicken bags have their own handle so it's easier for me. I keep having to go on interviews, for some reason.
September 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Back in the day I would affix a little ziptie handle to the Costco clamshell for this purpose because I didn't think of not wearing dress pants. Now the chicken bags have their own handle so it's easier for me. I keep having to go on interviews, for some reason.
That's a good one! My bff and I play a game where we try to add suffixes to infinity: Olympiositationeityousness.
September 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
That's a good one! My bff and I play a game where we try to add suffixes to infinity: Olympiositationeityousness.
Olympians. Sweet jeebus on a biscuit. It’s just Olympians.
September 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Olympians. Sweet jeebus on a biscuit. It’s just Olympians.
What on earth is that undergarment?
September 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
What on earth is that undergarment?
Imma use that acronym for a BUNCH of stuff.
September 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Imma use that acronym for a BUNCH of stuff.
Neck, shoulders, low back, hamstrings, calves.
September 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Neck, shoulders, low back, hamstrings, calves.
"Get it?" >nudge nudge giggle<
September 23, 2026 at 4:33 PM
"Get it?" >nudge nudge giggle<
"I am the center of the Universe and all revolves around me. There could not possibly be any other reason for press to cover th UNGA."
September 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
"I am the center of the Universe and all revolves around me. There could not possibly be any other reason for press to cover th UNGA."
Sorry, gang. I'm old. I gotsta do this all the time: genius.com/Kiki-rockwel...
Kiki Rockwell – I'm Not Flirting I'm Just Hot And Speaking
[Intro] / Thorn, sage, brimstone, fire / Torn page, dark desire / Trinkets, pyre, not my sire / I'm on fire, I'm on fire / Thorn, sage, brimstone, fire / Torn page, dark desire
genius.com
September 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Sorry, gang. I'm old. I gotsta do this all the time: genius.com/Kiki-rockwel...