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taking a cheese whiz
only useful thing to do with time travel is bringing BattleBots to the Roman Colosseum
September 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
only useful thing to do with time travel is bringing BattleBots to the Roman Colosseum
you can pick a whammer or a jammer but you can't have both
September 16, 2026 at 1:52 AM
you can pick a whammer or a jammer but you can't have both
a toad hops into a pub and says to the bartender "I'm here to jump and piss, and I'm all out of jump"
September 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
a toad hops into a pub and says to the bartender "I'm here to jump and piss, and I'm all out of jump"
The Flash can run around the world so fast that he can eat his own butt
September 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The Flash can run around the world so fast that he can eat his own butt
the flying squirrel to sugar glider pipeline needs to be addressed
September 11, 2026 at 4:16 PM
the flying squirrel to sugar glider pipeline needs to be addressed
I'm weak element wise to granulated sugar but strong to jump scares
August 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I'm weak element wise to granulated sugar but strong to jump scares
guy that goes by his initials but doesn't appreciate brevity
August 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
guy that goes by his initials but doesn't appreciate brevity
I want to personally thank the engineer that created the quarter machine sticky hand for giving me a weapon to steal quarter machine lil homies
August 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I want to personally thank the engineer that created the quarter machine sticky hand for giving me a weapon to steal quarter machine lil homies
I've realized after having a skunk living in my yard I'm more scared of getting stanked up than being bitten by an animal
August 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I've realized after having a skunk living in my yard I'm more scared of getting stanked up than being bitten by an animal
a pod of whales, a murder of crows, a gathering of juggalos, a basic of swifties
July 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
a pod of whales, a murder of crows, a gathering of juggalos, a basic of swifties
I'm not crying I'm just watering my mustache
July 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I'm not crying I'm just watering my mustache
the Flash jacked off so fast his dick went back in time and fucked his mom making him his own father
July 18, 2026 at 12:53 AM
the Flash jacked off so fast his dick went back in time and fucked his mom making him his own father
there are horse skulls and baked beans orbiting the moon in opposite directions
July 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
there are horse skulls and baked beans orbiting the moon in opposite directions
need a new party trick that doesn't require crashing a moped into a hotdog stand
July 10, 2026 at 1:11 PM
need a new party trick that doesn't require crashing a moped into a hotdog stand
the 4th Earl of Sandwich had bologna nipples but unfortunately his version of the BLT was mistranslated at the deli counter
July 10, 2026 at 12:57 PM
the 4th Earl of Sandwich had bologna nipples but unfortunately his version of the BLT was mistranslated at the deli counter
tactical gear for pedos sounds kinda redundant
July 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
tactical gear for pedos sounds kinda redundant
Larry Birdman, Attorney at Ball
July 9, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Larry Birdman, Attorney at Ball
your neckerchief has got people asking questions about how you clean up your yoink yoinks
July 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
your neckerchief has got people asking questions about how you clean up your yoink yoinks
a chocolate rocket is a turd but having rocket chocolate is diarrhea
June 23, 2026 at 9:35 PM
a chocolate rocket is a turd but having rocket chocolate is diarrhea
Lake Titicaca used to be called Lake ShiddyTiddy
June 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Lake Titicaca used to be called Lake ShiddyTiddy
can you explain this thigh gap in your resume
June 19, 2026 at 9:11 AM
can you explain this thigh gap in your resume
one knuckle penis is king until a two knuckle penis shows up
June 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
one knuckle penis is king until a two knuckle penis shows up
they named the car company Lincoln after their prototype model blew a head gasket
June 1, 2026 at 1:58 AM
they named the car company Lincoln after their prototype model blew a head gasket
mimes always pull on a rope because they dream of hanging themselves
May 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
mimes always pull on a rope because they dream of hanging themselves
you used to be able to achieve regional celebrity status for having very pointy elbows or a weird patch of white hair on your knee
May 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
you used to be able to achieve regional celebrity status for having very pointy elbows or a weird patch of white hair on your knee