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[Like a music nerd about band t-shirts]
“Oh nice shirt. What font is that?”
“Futura…bold-italic I think.”
“You sure about that you fucking poser? The SUPREME font is actually Futura heavy oblique.”
“Oh nice shirt. What font is that?”
“Futura…bold-italic I think.”
“You sure about that you fucking poser? The SUPREME font is actually Futura heavy oblique.”
July 10, 2026 at 6:24 AM
[Like a music nerd about band t-shirts]
“Oh nice shirt. What font is that?”
“Futura…bold-italic I think.”
“You sure about that you fucking poser? The SUPREME font is actually Futura heavy oblique.”
“Oh nice shirt. What font is that?”
“Futura…bold-italic I think.”
“You sure about that you fucking poser? The SUPREME font is actually Futura heavy oblique.”
A gloryhole account on Onlyfans called modestmouth
June 24, 2026 at 3:35 PM
A gloryhole account on Onlyfans called modestmouth
It’s anti-labor to complain about the price of mocktails.
February 12, 2026 at 12:29 AM
It’s anti-labor to complain about the price of mocktails.
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
September 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
AI Artist: “I removed the fog from Silent Hill”
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
AI Artist: “I removed the fog from Silent Hill”
I never used Snapchat that much so it keeps sending me reminders of either my dick pics from two years ago or pics of my dead dog.
August 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I never used Snapchat that much so it keeps sending me reminders of either my dick pics from two years ago or pics of my dead dog.
I like my whiskey how I like my men:
August 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I like my whiskey how I like my men:
The only thing of value we got out of the MKUltra program was one good season of Stranger Things
August 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The only thing of value we got out of the MKUltra program was one good season of Stranger Things
Every Star Wars comment section reveals that the two sides of the Star Wars fandom are those that love to read between the lines and those that can only read by slowly mouthing the words.
July 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Every Star Wars comment section reveals that the two sides of the Star Wars fandom are those that love to read between the lines and those that can only read by slowly mouthing the words.
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Just your friendly reminder that in 1985 your local city Philadelphia government bombed a black organization in a residential neighborhood.
10,000 bullets in 90 minutes with C4 explosives dropped from above.
11 killed, including children.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
10,000 bullets in 90 minutes with C4 explosives dropped from above.
11 killed, including children.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Timestamp on our minds’: Philadelphia marks 1985 Move bombing that killed 11
Police bombing targeting Black liberation group ignited fire that killed 11, including five children, and burned 61 houses
www.theguardian.com
May 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just your friendly reminder that in 1985 your local city Philadelphia government bombed a black organization in a residential neighborhood.
10,000 bullets in 90 minutes with C4 explosives dropped from above.
11 killed, including children.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
10,000 bullets in 90 minutes with C4 explosives dropped from above.
11 killed, including children.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
After the revolution the re-education camps will be standard K-12 but for adults.
May 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
After the revolution the re-education camps will be standard K-12 but for adults.
They’re gonna have to film Paris inside the Volume like it’s an alien planet from the Mandalorian.
May 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
They’re gonna have to film Paris inside the Volume like it’s an alien planet from the Mandalorian.
A sitcom about billionaires living in their apocalypse bunkers after the revolution, imprisoned deep within the Earth like the Titans, but with freeze-dried loaded baked potato soup and a Plex server.
April 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A sitcom about billionaires living in their apocalypse bunkers after the revolution, imprisoned deep within the Earth like the Titans, but with freeze-dried loaded baked potato soup and a Plex server.
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INCREDIBLE opinion by Wilkinson refusing to stay Judge Xinis's orders in the Abrego Garcia case, condemning DOJ's arguments as "shocking not only to judges, but to the intuitive sense of liberty that Americans far removed from courthouses still hold dear."
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
April 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
INCREDIBLE opinion by Wilkinson refusing to stay Judge Xinis's orders in the Abrego Garcia case, condemning DOJ's arguments as "shocking not only to judges, but to the intuitive sense of liberty that Americans far removed from courthouses still hold dear."
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Chappel Roan dropping a banger of a country single? Get it.
Here’s to hoping country gets taken over by all the queens. Beyonce winning country album this year just the beginning of country not sucking like it has for the last 20 years?
Here’s to hoping country gets taken over by all the queens. Beyonce winning country album this year just the beginning of country not sucking like it has for the last 20 years?
March 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Chappel Roan dropping a banger of a country single? Get it.
Here’s to hoping country gets taken over by all the queens. Beyonce winning country album this year just the beginning of country not sucking like it has for the last 20 years?
Here’s to hoping country gets taken over by all the queens. Beyonce winning country album this year just the beginning of country not sucking like it has for the last 20 years?
Tesla investors wake up every morning wondering if today is the day they’ll have to push the pilot out of the plane so literally anyone else can fly.
March 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tesla investors wake up every morning wondering if today is the day they’ll have to push the pilot out of the plane so literally anyone else can fly.
“Democracy dies in darkness” is a promise not a motto.
Acclaimed Washington Post columnist resigns after critical op-ed on Jeff Bezos is killed
Ruth Marcus, a longtime op-ed writer for the Washington Post, quit on Monday after, she said, her column criticizing owner Jeff Bezos was killed by publisher.
www.cbsnews.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“Democracy dies in darkness” is a promise not a motto.
If you’re rich and corrupt and you CAN’T lock down the Chicago mayorship, you’re not fit to serve in government.
Rahm redux: Ex-mayor's criticism fuels comeback speculation
The former mayor is publicly criticizing big city mayors like Brandon Johnson.
www.axios.com
March 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If you’re rich and corrupt and you CAN’T lock down the Chicago mayorship, you’re not fit to serve in government.
CEO retirement party but make it Blade Runner
March 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
CEO retirement party but make it Blade Runner
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There's a chance for the funniest thing to happen
February 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There's a chance for the funniest thing to happen
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