vestibular bulb
@bigcuntyfemme.bsky.social
Baltimore 34 she/they
Polyamorous, Queer, MILF
Often horny on main
What are you doing in my swamp?
Polyamorous, Queer, MILF
Often horny on main
What are you doing in my swamp?
Men in tatical gear w guns have always given me hard ons cause I grew up in the 2000s and played a lot of first-person shooters okay?? I was a horny fucking 13-year old for tight, fitted clothing okay???
And all my friends are accusing me of being a cop fucker and I'm going to murder them okay???
And all my friends are accusing me of being a cop fucker and I'm going to murder them okay???
October 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Men in tatical gear w guns have always given me hard ons cause I grew up in the 2000s and played a lot of first-person shooters okay?? I was a horny fucking 13-year old for tight, fitted clothing okay???
And all my friends are accusing me of being a cop fucker and I'm going to murder them okay???
And all my friends are accusing me of being a cop fucker and I'm going to murder them okay???
"When we’re not actively working, when we’re not actively producing for the economy, we’re passively consuming the spectacle that sustains it."
September 21, 2026 at 10:22 AM
"When we’re not actively working, when we’re not actively producing for the economy, we’re passively consuming the spectacle that sustains it."
Guys Josh from the new Blue's Clues is pretty hot
September 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Guys Josh from the new Blue's Clues is pretty hot
Getting my pussy ate while Foxtrot zooms around in the background: a quintessential Baltimore experience.
June 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Getting my pussy ate while Foxtrot zooms around in the background: a quintessential Baltimore experience.
The X-files is such a comfort show, and I only ever want to watch it when I'm barely hanging on and sleep deprived. Prolly because the rhythms of cable TV are ingrained in me and I used to exclusively watch this shit at 3 am as a teen.
At a point in my 30s where it feels like 3 am all the time so 🤷♀️
At a point in my 30s where it feels like 3 am all the time so 🤷♀️
May 23, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The X-files is such a comfort show, and I only ever want to watch it when I'm barely hanging on and sleep deprived. Prolly because the rhythms of cable TV are ingrained in me and I used to exclusively watch this shit at 3 am as a teen.
At a point in my 30s where it feels like 3 am all the time so 🤷♀️
At a point in my 30s where it feels like 3 am all the time so 🤷♀️
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And its 410 day Baltimore stay winning
The nicest weather in the USA today will occur around Baltimore, MD
April 10, 2026 at 2:39 PM
And its 410 day Baltimore stay winning
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i be listening to ethel cain with my pussy out
April 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
i be listening to ethel cain with my pussy out
I was just casually squeezing my titty after getting out of the shower and leaked??? Milk???
It's been 2 years I'm so confused???
It's been 2 years I'm so confused???
April 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I was just casually squeezing my titty after getting out of the shower and leaked??? Milk???
It's been 2 years I'm so confused???
It's been 2 years I'm so confused???
"So how's unemployment treating you?"
Me: well... I started smoking black and milds again sooo....
Me: well... I started smoking black and milds again sooo....
March 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
"So how's unemployment treating you?"
Me: well... I started smoking black and milds again sooo....
Me: well... I started smoking black and milds again sooo....
I know Ryan Broderick is like a respected internet-culture commentator and journalist or whatever but he 👏🏼 makes 👏🏼 my 👏🏼 clit 👏🏼 so 👏🏼 hard 👏🏼 guys 👏🏼
March 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I know Ryan Broderick is like a respected internet-culture commentator and journalist or whatever but he 👏🏼 makes 👏🏼 my 👏🏼 clit 👏🏼 so 👏🏼 hard 👏🏼 guys 👏🏼
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2026: The Year of Facesitting
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
2026: The Year of Facesitting
Got dicked down so hard last night I don't even think I have a cervix anymore. She gone.
February 23, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Got dicked down so hard last night I don't even think I have a cervix anymore. She gone.
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All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
January 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Why'd they have to go and make Frankenstein's monster so hot? So sensitive? So.... Tall? And lean? 😳
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Why'd they have to go and make Frankenstein's monster so hot? So sensitive? So.... Tall? And lean? 😳
Me to my partner: "I'm gonna fucking ROAST you today in couple's therapy, I hope you're ready.
Partner: *looks up from his phone while looking up 'what are woolly worms'*
Partner: *looks up from his phone while looking up 'what are woolly worms'*
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Me to my partner: "I'm gonna fucking ROAST you today in couple's therapy, I hope you're ready.
Partner: *looks up from his phone while looking up 'what are woolly worms'*
Partner: *looks up from his phone while looking up 'what are woolly worms'*
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recession indicator
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
recession indicator
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Somebody yelled out their car window "what up polyamory" while my partner, her date and I were locking up our bikes. No idea who it was but they clocked us
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Somebody yelled out their car window "what up polyamory" while my partner, her date and I were locking up our bikes. No idea who it was but they clocked us
Is it wrong that sometimes I feel like I'd rather KMS than have a full-time job in an office again?
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Is it wrong that sometimes I feel like I'd rather KMS than have a full-time job in an office again?
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the correct answer is "i want ripley AND the xenomorph" btw
September 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the correct answer is "i want ripley AND the xenomorph" btw
I wanna be good at Hollow Knight so so bad but I just. Don't. Have. The. Time.
September 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I wanna be good at Hollow Knight so so bad but I just. Don't. Have. The. Time.
Had a very long, lengthy dream last night that another couple was trying to fuck my partner and I and we never got around to actually doing it cause we spent far too long looking for a "doing it" spot
September 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Had a very long, lengthy dream last night that another couple was trying to fuck my partner and I and we never got around to actually doing it cause we spent far too long looking for a "doing it" spot
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I do not want to wear a weighted vest. I do not want to cold plunge. I want to be left alone with a book and a blanket and my human rights in tact
August 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I do not want to wear a weighted vest. I do not want to cold plunge. I want to be left alone with a book and a blanket and my human rights in tact
Jesus can always reject his father / but he cannot escape his mother's blood / he'll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers / but he'll never escape what he's made up of
August 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Jesus can always reject his father / but he cannot escape his mother's blood / he'll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers / but he'll never escape what he's made up of