Auto Erotic Retaliation
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haven't been hard sense 2007
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Liquid snake is the ultimate alpha male. Think about it:
-always shirtless
-wears duster (no shirt)
-constantly takes his clones shirt off (maintaining frame across genetics)
-never speaks directly to woman
-always shirtless
-wears duster (no shirt)
-constantly takes his clones shirt off (maintaining frame across genetics)
-never speaks directly to woman
Here’s is my impression of Wolverine receiving oral sex: hm damn wow this feels really good :)
September 20, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Here’s is my impression of Wolverine receiving oral sex: hm damn wow this feels really good :)
As I was extolling the virtues of alpha life to the local children, my arch rival sprayed me with his hose causing me to shriek at such a hysterically high pitch that all nearby dogs have yet to stop barking
September 15, 2026 at 12:06 PM
As I was extolling the virtues of alpha life to the local children, my arch rival sprayed me with his hose causing me to shriek at such a hysterically high pitch that all nearby dogs have yet to stop barking
Just now a sexy Tetris piece called me sweetie and I am already done for the day
September 15, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Just now a sexy Tetris piece called me sweetie and I am already done for the day
told my neighbor earlier I was gonna nut on his butt cheeks as a cool, masculine own and now there are cops at my door
September 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
told my neighbor earlier I was gonna nut on his butt cheeks as a cool, masculine own and now there are cops at my door
my arch rival is stronger than ever since he discovered I broke both of my legs slacklining
September 13, 2026 at 10:36 PM
my arch rival is stronger than ever since he discovered I broke both of my legs slacklining
suing southern Korea because my lg spy tv leaked audio of me begging my wife for sex to the saudis, who now email me stuff like “haha” and “loser” every hour on the hour,
September 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
suing southern Korea because my lg spy tv leaked audio of me begging my wife for sex to the saudis, who now email me stuff like “haha” and “loser” every hour on the hour,
I have been officially banned from further Pokémon trading card tournament play for insisting that mewtwo is a homosexual but mew is not
September 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I have been officially banned from further Pokémon trading card tournament play for insisting that mewtwo is a homosexual but mew is not
My adorable daughter just murdered another mouse. No, she isn’t a “furry baby “ , she is a human child and probably a serial killer but I just can’t say no to that fuzzy face (again, she is a person but she’s got werewolf syndrome)
September 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
My adorable daughter just murdered another mouse. No, she isn’t a “furry baby “ , she is a human child and probably a serial killer but I just can’t say no to that fuzzy face (again, she is a person but she’s got werewolf syndrome)
“I’m gay”
September 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
“I’m gay”
hey man hit me up on windows xp, username: buttworm
September 13, 2026 at 1:41 AM
hey man hit me up on windows xp, username: buttworm
i'm now old enough that my balls aren't the same color as the rest of me therefore it is my genetic right and destony to hang out naked all day in the ymca locker room saying stuff like "chicks just don't get it..." out loud to no one in particular
September 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
i'm now old enough that my balls aren't the same color as the rest of me therefore it is my genetic right and destony to hang out naked all day in the ymca locker room saying stuff like "chicks just don't get it..." out loud to no one in particular
Therapist: remember what we talked about. When you get angry go to your happy place
Me: (closing my eyes serenely and imagining liquid snake and ssj2 vegeta playing grabass in the park sprinklers at summertime) mmm
Me: (closing my eyes serenely and imagining liquid snake and ssj2 vegeta playing grabass in the park sprinklers at summertime) mmm
September 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Therapist: remember what we talked about. When you get angry go to your happy place
Me: (closing my eyes serenely and imagining liquid snake and ssj2 vegeta playing grabass in the park sprinklers at summertime) mmm
Me: (closing my eyes serenely and imagining liquid snake and ssj2 vegeta playing grabass in the park sprinklers at summertime) mmm
(To the tune of breaking glass by David Bowie)
Baby, I’ve been
Bustin ass in your room again
Smell
Baby, I’ve been
Bustin ass in your room again
Smell
September 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
(To the tune of breaking glass by David Bowie)
Baby, I’ve been
Bustin ass in your room again
Smell
Baby, I’ve been
Bustin ass in your room again
Smell
games fuckin broken and gay I want my money back, Stephen jobs
September 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
games fuckin broken and gay I want my money back, Stephen jobs
Told the neighbor his dog is a little gayass and now he wont talk to me
September 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Told the neighbor his dog is a little gayass and now he wont talk to me
Told the booty ass lady at the corner store that id pay her her weight in gold if she would step on my balls and she fuckin pepper sprayed me. Geneder relations at a new low, boys
September 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Told the booty ass lady at the corner store that id pay her her weight in gold if she would step on my balls and she fuckin pepper sprayed me. Geneder relations at a new low, boys
My aura is so alpha women regularly run in the other direction as soon as I come into view,
September 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
My aura is so alpha women regularly run in the other direction as soon as I come into view,
Neighbor saw me jacking off to Adam ragusea through the window and told the whole block. Gonna have to forcibly kiss his neck again as punishment
September 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Neighbor saw me jacking off to Adam ragusea through the window and told the whole block. Gonna have to forcibly kiss his neck again as punishment
Liquid snake is the ultimate alpha male. Think about it:
-always shirtless
-wears duster (no shirt)
-constantly takes his clones shirt off (maintaining frame across genetics)
-never speaks directly to woman
-always shirtless
-wears duster (no shirt)
-constantly takes his clones shirt off (maintaining frame across genetics)
-never speaks directly to woman
September 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Liquid snake is the ultimate alpha male. Think about it:
-always shirtless
-wears duster (no shirt)
-constantly takes his clones shirt off (maintaining frame across genetics)
-never speaks directly to woman
-always shirtless
-wears duster (no shirt)
-constantly takes his clones shirt off (maintaining frame across genetics)
-never speaks directly to woman