BMB409-A
@bigmanbruh409.bsky.social
"IT'S ONE OF THE FEDS BIGGEST DISASTERS"
random sod who rarely posts
Posts beyond the psychoposting demarcation line are good shit I tell you
random sod who rarely posts
Posts beyond the psychoposting demarcation line are good shit I tell you
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BMB409-A
@bigmanbruh409.bsky.social
· Jan 1
[NPS-OOC]
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
My personal crackpot conspiracy theory is that Starmer is a saboteur against the Labour party. Wanting to reduce the voting age from 18 to 16 while also instituting social media curfews for 16-17s (alongside a wider u16s ban) is such a ridiculous idea that he's either incredibly stupid or is
June 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My personal crackpot conspiracy theory is that Starmer is a saboteur against the Labour party. Wanting to reduce the voting age from 18 to 16 while also instituting social media curfews for 16-17s (alongside a wider u16s ban) is such a ridiculous idea that he's either incredibly stupid or is
Shoutout to the bot account that reposted this and got banned like a minute afterwards, can't say your mass reposting of everything that gets posted will be missed lol
Batman Arkham Knight is my favourite most busted game ever made and I haven't even finished it (pretend both say 10 hours)
April 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Shoutout to the bot account that reposted this and got banned like a minute afterwards, can't say your mass reposting of everything that gets posted will be missed lol
Batman Arkham Knight is my favourite most busted game ever made and I haven't even finished it (pretend both say 10 hours)
April 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Batman Arkham Knight is my favourite most busted game ever made and I haven't even finished it (pretend both say 10 hours)
Brief return before I go back to doing important MANWO related work: this is a retraction of yesterdays post. I am not joining the Feds. I will never join the Feds. I did not write that post.
The perpetrator has been identified and since defenstrated. That is all.
- 409
The perpetrator has been identified and since defenstrated. That is all.
- 409
April 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Brief return before I go back to doing important MANWO related work: this is a retraction of yesterdays post. I am not joining the Feds. I will never join the Feds. I did not write that post.
The perpetrator has been identified and since defenstrated. That is all.
- 409
The perpetrator has been identified and since defenstrated. That is all.
- 409
I AM JOINING THE FEDS. MORE INFO SOON - 409
April 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I AM JOINING THE FEDS. MORE INFO SOON - 409
I'm convinced that ZBrush was made by Satan's personal software dev team because there's no other explanation for why it's so fucking clunky for no reason
March 25, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I'm convinced that ZBrush was made by Satan's personal software dev team because there's no other explanation for why it's so fucking clunky for no reason
That psychopost about the internet connection quality had a bit of truth behind it, trust me this shit is straight up dogshit
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
That psychopost about the internet connection quality had a bit of truth behind it, trust me this shit is straight up dogshit
cooked this up back in 2023
January 27, 2026 at 8:44 AM
cooked this up back in 2023
warning kinda loud, if this fries your speakers I am NOT paying for that shit
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 PM
warning kinda loud, if this fries your speakers I am NOT paying for that shit
[NPS-OOC]
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
[NPS-OOC]
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
ACCOUNT UPDATE
As I established earlier, I am putting the psychoposting on hold. Why? Well there's a couple reasons:
1. Bit of a creative rut rn, not that sure where to take it
2. ATM it's less psychoposting as it is just posting. 409 insanity in full swing eventually trust
Happy New Year's Eve all. As we enter 2026, there shall be major strides made in establish the MANWO, requiring my full focus. For this reason, I will be transferring primary control of this account to 409-A for the time being.
More news shall be shared after the new year. Until next time.
- 409
More news shall be shared after the new year. Until next time.
- 409
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Happy New Year's Eve all. As we enter 2026, there shall be major strides made in establish the MANWO, requiring my full focus. For this reason, I will be transferring primary control of this account to 409-A for the time being.
More news shall be shared after the new year. Until next time.
- 409
More news shall be shared after the new year. Until next time.
- 409
DAY 25
Merry Christmas to my employees and supporters of the Milk-Addict New World Order. My feud with Santa will continue if he doesn't give every single Fed nothing but coal (unlike me they have no use for it).
Merry Christmas to my employees and supporters of the Milk-Addict New World Order. My feud with Santa will continue if he doesn't give every single Fed nothing but coal (unlike me they have no use for it).
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
DAY 25
Merry Christmas to my employees and supporters of the Milk-Addict New World Order. My feud with Santa will continue if he doesn't give every single Fed nothing but coal (unlike me they have no use for it).
Merry Christmas to my employees and supporters of the Milk-Addict New World Order. My feud with Santa will continue if he doesn't give every single Fed nothing but coal (unlike me they have no use for it).
DAY 24
Some people have Christmas dinner with their families. I let my basement occupants host their own while I just eat Aero chocolate bars.
Some people have Christmas dinner with their families. I let my basement occupants host their own while I just eat Aero chocolate bars.
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
DAY 24
Some people have Christmas dinner with their families. I let my basement occupants host their own while I just eat Aero chocolate bars.
Some people have Christmas dinner with their families. I let my basement occupants host their own while I just eat Aero chocolate bars.
DAY 22 & 23 (FOR REAL THIS TIME)
Because of my aforementioned beef with Santa, I get coal for Christmas. I use this to fuel some of my equipment.
THERE IS A FUCKING RAVE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN
Because of my aforementioned beef with Santa, I get coal for Christmas. I use this to fuel some of my equipment.
THERE IS A FUCKING RAVE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
DAY 22 & 23 (FOR REAL THIS TIME)
Because of my aforementioned beef with Santa, I get coal for Christmas. I use this to fuel some of my equipment.
THERE IS A FUCKING RAVE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN
Because of my aforementioned beef with Santa, I get coal for Christmas. I use this to fuel some of my equipment.
THERE IS A FUCKING RAVE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN
DAY 20 & 21 (HOPEFULLY FINAL TIME)
There is nothing in my attic.
I have stolen sensitive information from the Feds. Among them is the fact that their bosses are also owed £5 from Santa. At least we have that in common.
There is nothing in my attic.
I have stolen sensitive information from the Feds. Among them is the fact that their bosses are also owed £5 from Santa. At least we have that in common.
December 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
DAY 20 & 21 (HOPEFULLY FINAL TIME)
There is nothing in my attic.
I have stolen sensitive information from the Feds. Among them is the fact that their bosses are also owed £5 from Santa. At least we have that in common.
There is nothing in my attic.
I have stolen sensitive information from the Feds. Among them is the fact that their bosses are also owed £5 from Santa. At least we have that in common.
DAY 19
People tend to not believe me when I state my full legal name. To prevent the Feds from harnessing this information, I will not disclose it in this post.
People tend to not believe me when I state my full legal name. To prevent the Feds from harnessing this information, I will not disclose it in this post.
December 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
DAY 19
People tend to not believe me when I state my full legal name. To prevent the Feds from harnessing this information, I will not disclose it in this post.
People tend to not believe me when I state my full legal name. To prevent the Feds from harnessing this information, I will not disclose it in this post.
DAY 17 & 18 (AT THIS POINT IT'S ON ME)
The Feds once tried to cut my local Asda's supply of milk off to stop me. Unfortunately, I already have an infinite supply.
Some people have quit the Feds and claimed to disagree with them. I don't fully trust those people.
The Feds once tried to cut my local Asda's supply of milk off to stop me. Unfortunately, I already have an infinite supply.
Some people have quit the Feds and claimed to disagree with them. I don't fully trust those people.
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DAY 17 & 18 (AT THIS POINT IT'S ON ME)
The Feds once tried to cut my local Asda's supply of milk off to stop me. Unfortunately, I already have an infinite supply.
Some people have quit the Feds and claimed to disagree with them. I don't fully trust those people.
The Feds once tried to cut my local Asda's supply of milk off to stop me. Unfortunately, I already have an infinite supply.
Some people have quit the Feds and claimed to disagree with them. I don't fully trust those people.
DAY 15 & 16 (FEDS HAPPENED)
My ex was a Fed. Well, was.
Despite my current profile picture, I do not drink beverages other than milk and variations of it.
My ex was a Fed. Well, was.
Despite my current profile picture, I do not drink beverages other than milk and variations of it.
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
DAY 15 & 16 (FEDS HAPPENED)
My ex was a Fed. Well, was.
Despite my current profile picture, I do not drink beverages other than milk and variations of it.
My ex was a Fed. Well, was.
Despite my current profile picture, I do not drink beverages other than milk and variations of it.
DAY 13 & 14 (AGAIN)
Just before I have one of the blackouts I mentioned before, I hear a deep gravely voice saying "KILL".
Since I got my powers, I have not needed to buy any more milk.
Just before I have one of the blackouts I mentioned before, I hear a deep gravely voice saying "KILL".
Since I got my powers, I have not needed to buy any more milk.
December 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
DAY 13 & 14 (AGAIN)
Just before I have one of the blackouts I mentioned before, I hear a deep gravely voice saying "KILL".
Since I got my powers, I have not needed to buy any more milk.
Just before I have one of the blackouts I mentioned before, I hear a deep gravely voice saying "KILL".
Since I got my powers, I have not needed to buy any more milk.
DAY 11 & 12 (FORGOT AGAIN)
The Basement Payment Situation is Crazy - Basement Occupant no. 31
Despite its name, the Jug-Mace is more of a flail, but "Jug-Flail" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Feds have tried to use this information against me.
The Basement Payment Situation is Crazy - Basement Occupant no. 31
Despite its name, the Jug-Mace is more of a flail, but "Jug-Flail" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Feds have tried to use this information against me.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
DAY 11 & 12 (FORGOT AGAIN)
The Basement Payment Situation is Crazy - Basement Occupant no. 31
Despite its name, the Jug-Mace is more of a flail, but "Jug-Flail" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Feds have tried to use this information against me.
The Basement Payment Situation is Crazy - Basement Occupant no. 31
Despite its name, the Jug-Mace is more of a flail, but "Jug-Flail" doesn't have the same ring to it. The Feds have tried to use this information against me.
DAY 10
Sometimes I let my basement occupants onto this account. Maybe I'll let some of them post something tomorrow.
Sometimes I let my basement occupants onto this account. Maybe I'll let some of them post something tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
DAY 10
Sometimes I let my basement occupants onto this account. Maybe I'll let some of them post something tomorrow.
Sometimes I let my basement occupants onto this account. Maybe I'll let some of them post something tomorrow.