Paul Simpson
@bigpaulsimmo.bsky.social
Fresh like a box of Krispy Kreme.
Taking a break from Twitter's endless Teemu ads and right wing poison to post rubbish about Workington Reds, Newcastle Utd, Green Bay Packers and athletics on here instead.
Taking a break from Twitter's endless Teemu ads and right wing poison to post rubbish about Workington Reds, Newcastle Utd, Green Bay Packers and athletics on here instead.
Gutted I can't make it to Bury to watch the Reds today
September 19, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Gutted I can't make it to Bury to watch the Reds today
Turned 40 last week, 11 years married today. Where the hell does time go?!
September 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Turned 40 last week, 11 years married today. Where the hell does time go?!
@eljackinton.bsky.social we live in a simulation 🙃
September 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
@eljackinton.bsky.social we live in a simulation 🙃
Brazilian kid gets into photography
An errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title.
Local businessman completes acquisition of entertainment venue.
Local businessman completes acquisition of entertainment venue.
August 31, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Brazilian kid gets into photography
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live
QOTSA
Sunshine Underground
DFA1979
Slaves (or Soft Play, as they are now)
Ash
Manic Street Preachers
Mystery Jets
The View
Arctic Monkeys
Iggy Pop
#NUFC
QOTSA
Sunshine Underground
DFA1979
Slaves (or Soft Play, as they are now)
Ash
Manic Street Preachers
Mystery Jets
The View
Arctic Monkeys
Iggy Pop
#NUFC
August 30, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live
QOTSA
Sunshine Underground
DFA1979
Slaves (or Soft Play, as they are now)
Ash
Manic Street Preachers
Mystery Jets
The View
Arctic Monkeys
Iggy Pop
#NUFC
QOTSA
Sunshine Underground
DFA1979
Slaves (or Soft Play, as they are now)
Ash
Manic Street Preachers
Mystery Jets
The View
Arctic Monkeys
Iggy Pop
#NUFC
I absolutely loved this when it was on. Unfortunately if it ever came back, it would be too watered down I reckon
23 years ago today, ESPN debuted Playmakers, a scripted drama of a football team full of off-field issues.
The show was a hit, but ESPN shelved it after one season, because the NFL was mad.
I spoke to all the major players about What Happened:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/473...
The show was a hit, but ESPN shelved it after one season, because the NFL was mad.
I spoke to all the major players about What Happened:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/473...
August 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I absolutely loved this when it was on. Unfortunately if it ever came back, it would be too watered down I reckon
Reposted by Paul Simpson
Kevin Keegan changed two football clubs on the pitch, Liverpool and Newcastle United. He also altered Tyneside's perception of itself. On Sunday – Newcastle v Liverpool – he will be honoured at St. James' Park, a stadium constructed on his ambition. Get there early. www.nytimes.com/athletic/752...
Liverpool, Newcastle and Kevin Keegan the catalyst
Keegan's impact at Newcastle United and Liverpool cannot be underestimated and helped shape those clubs into what they are today
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Kevin Keegan changed two football clubs on the pitch, Liverpool and Newcastle United. He also altered Tyneside's perception of itself. On Sunday – Newcastle v Liverpool – he will be honoured at St. James' Park, a stadium constructed on his ambition. Get there early. www.nytimes.com/athletic/752...
I'm not an avid follower of women's football, but Brighton and Man City are both really good to watch. Bunny Shaw is absolutely class.
May 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I'm not an avid follower of women's football, but Brighton and Man City are both really good to watch. Bunny Shaw is absolutely class.
There's worse spots to try and undo a week or two of crap food and good beer
April 27, 2026 at 8:21 PM
There's worse spots to try and undo a week or two of crap food and good beer
April 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Is there anything better in the world than the first sunny evening tip run, summer opening hours, spot's deserted and you get to look right down the Ennerdale valley while chucking old garden crap out. Superb 👍🏻
April 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Is there anything better in the world than the first sunny evening tip run, summer opening hours, spot's deserted and you get to look right down the Ennerdale valley while chucking old garden crap out. Superb 👍🏻
It's what Jesus would have wanted
Overhead at the gym:
- any plans for Easter, Daz?
- yeah mate, kids are with their mum so I've bought myself a massive f*** off Easter Egg, a bottle of JD and all of the Fast and Furious movies on Blue Ray.
And people say we're no longer a religious country.
- any plans for Easter, Daz?
- yeah mate, kids are with their mum so I've bought myself a massive f*** off Easter Egg, a bottle of JD and all of the Fast and Furious movies on Blue Ray.
And people say we're no longer a religious country.
April 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
It's what Jesus would have wanted
The run Reds are, I'd back Billy Barr for manager of the month, manager of the season, The Masters, The Grand National and Wimbledon. Up the Reds!
March 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The run Reds are, I'd back Billy Barr for manager of the month, manager of the season, The Masters, The Grand National and Wimbledon. Up the Reds!
Nevermind Neymar being left out, how has Joelinton not been called up? The man's been back to his best recently
Brentford striker Igor Thiago and Bournemouth forward Rayan have both received their first senior Brazil call-ups, but there is no place in Carlo Ancelotti’s squad for Santos forward Neymar.
More from @alirampling.bsky.social and Leon Imber
www.nytimes.com/athletic/711...
More from @alirampling.bsky.social and Leon Imber
www.nytimes.com/athletic/711...
March 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Nevermind Neymar being left out, how has Joelinton not been called up? The man's been back to his best recently
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Here, man. If Shola Ameobi can score at the Nou Camp, then 100% Antony fucking Elanga can, as well!
Away goals don't count.
Up the fucking Mags!
Away goals don't count.
Up the fucking Mags!
March 11, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Here, man. If Shola Ameobi can score at the Nou Camp, then 100% Antony fucking Elanga can, as well!
Away goals don't count.
Up the fucking Mags!
Away goals don't count.
Up the fucking Mags!
Trampolining, Carlisle, Reds match fueled by these and copious amounts of caffeine
February 21, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Trampolining, Carlisle, Reds match fueled by these and copious amounts of caffeine
Mind boggling. Incredible.
🚨 WORLD RECORD 🚨
Less than a week after moving to third in world history in the indoor 800m, Keely Hodgkinson blasts a 1:54.88 in Liévin to break Jolanda Čeplak’s previous high-water mark.
Čeplak ran the previous record on the same day Hodgkinson was born nearly 24 years ago.
Less than a week after moving to third in world history in the indoor 800m, Keely Hodgkinson blasts a 1:54.88 in Liévin to break Jolanda Čeplak’s previous high-water mark.
Čeplak ran the previous record on the same day Hodgkinson was born nearly 24 years ago.
February 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Mind boggling. Incredible.
Nail > Head. As it is every week 👏🏻
February 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Nail > Head. As it is every week 👏🏻
God bless non league football and childish crowds
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
God bless non league football and childish crowds
@workingtonafc.bsky.social won a game of football today 👍🏻
I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
ALT: I Want You To Get The Word Out There That We Back Up The Wire GIF
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
@workingtonafc.bsky.social won a game of football today 👍🏻
My kids are going to learn about this period in their history classes
the nba postponed a game because the united states government is killing its citizens
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
My kids are going to learn about this period in their history classes
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Queens of the Stone Age
Death From Above 1979
Sunshine Underground
Mystery Jets
Take That
Queens of the Stone Age
Death From Above 1979
Sunshine Underground
Mystery Jets
Take That
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Julien Baker
Beyoncé
Los campesinos
King Krule
Joanna Newsom
Julien Baker
Beyoncé
Los campesinos
King Krule
Joanna Newsom
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Alkaline Trio
Dispatch
Jurassic 5
Paul Van Dyk
The Cranberries
Alkaline Trio
Dispatch
Jurassic 5
Paul Van Dyk
The Cranberries
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Queens of the Stone Age
Death From Above 1979
Sunshine Underground
Mystery Jets
Take That
Queens of the Stone Age
Death From Above 1979
Sunshine Underground
Mystery Jets
Take That
2016.... Me and Nicole were winning the Champions League with Madrid
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
2016.... Me and Nicole were winning the Champions League with Madrid
Playoff football is regular football suddenly played at 1.5x speed. It's an absurd phenomenon. Incredible stuff.
Matthew Stafford MVPing the Rams to a HUGE road Playoff win was fun to watch..
Playoff football’s the greatest.
Playoff football’s the greatest.
January 11, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Playoff football is regular football suddenly played at 1.5x speed. It's an absurd phenomenon. Incredible stuff.
Reposted by Paul Simpson
January 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM