billheald
@billheald.bsky.social
Nobody from Nowhere. Oh, and automotive journo, aquatic biologist, author, photographer, former Assistant Cameraman, motorcycle journo, and well-adjusted person. Currently diving and functioning competively as a horse husband.
Box jellyfish assemble, to receive the Orange Oaf.
September 21, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Box jellyfish assemble, to receive the Orange Oaf.
On it. Having spider friends construct a cunning array of webs to thwart passage. Beavers on standby, armed with Shagbark Hickory bits.
Good night, everyone. Keep an eye on things for me. See if you can stall the hellbound handbasketing a little longer.
September 21, 2026 at 3:05 AM
On it. Having spider friends construct a cunning array of webs to thwart passage. Beavers on standby, armed with Shagbark Hickory bits.
"Shocking?" Like a rattlesnake eating a mouse shocking.
They had to get kicked out of the WH to publish that poll. I knew that his 1st term.
September 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"Shocking?" Like a rattlesnake eating a mouse shocking.
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They all knew ahead of time who he is...
September 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
I don't recall the ludicrously infantile term "fake news" ever used until Trump.
Having lived through those years, I remember the fear many reporters faced but carried on despite all. Thank you.
September 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I don't recall the ludicrously infantile term "fake news" ever used until Trump.
I know, the price of fuel is a big worry for you. But you never have had a better reason to get a highly efficient ride; one that also happens to be one of the best sports cars ever made. Oh, and it has a convertibe hardtop to boot. Do it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCAr...
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September 20, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I know, the price of fuel is a big worry for you. But you never have had a better reason to get a highly efficient ride; one that also happens to be one of the best sports cars ever made. Oh, and it has a convertibe hardtop to boot. Do it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCAr...
I think you are 100% right about this and it boggles my mind that more people haven't realized that if you ignore it, it will die. Hell, Biden got less coverage than Felonius Trump did when Biden was President.
I know this won’t happen, but the entire WH press corps should walk out. Trump craves attention and is obsessed with his coverage. Not covering his Oval Office Lie Sessions would hurt him more than just about anything.
September 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I think you are 100% right about this and it boggles my mind that more people haven't realized that if you ignore it, it will die. Hell, Biden got less coverage than Felonius Trump did when Biden was President.
He'll lose in court. They'll be back. Just more distractions.
The President says he is going to ban CNN, MSNOW and Politico from the White House.
He’s trampling on our Constitution and the freedom of the press.
His corruption is staggering–and his attempts to cover it up won’t work.
He’s trampling on our Constitution and the freedom of the press.
His corruption is staggering–and his attempts to cover it up won’t work.
September 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
He'll lose in court. They'll be back. Just more distractions.
Oh, he’ll pray for sharks when the saltwater crocs & box jellyfish grab his ass.
Mom, Grampy's back on his shark bullshit.
Trump: "If I'm in an electric boat and I see I'm going down and the water is pouring in, so I know I'm going to be electrocuted, but 5 yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? I'll take the electrocution."
September 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Oh, he’ll pray for sharks when the saltwater crocs & box jellyfish grab his ass.
It's basically piracy. It's why the Trump Administration is trying to destroy the ICC.
Everything Trump uses the US Military for is unconscionable.
September 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
It's basically piracy. It's why the Trump Administration is trying to destroy the ICC.
CNN and "likely provided." Give e a valid source. This isn't journalism. It's speculation. And do you think Iran really needed information on US bases from Russia? They have their own intelligence sources. They're bases. It's not like they're "hidden." Russia would get nothing by sharing info.
A CNN investigation reveals Russia likely provided crucial satellite information about U.S. bases, giving Tehran a major advantage in the war. And not a word from Senile Satan.
September 17, 2026 at 2:56 PM
CNN and "likely provided." Give e a valid source. This isn't journalism. It's speculation. And do you think Iran really needed information on US bases from Russia? They have their own intelligence sources. They're bases. It's not like they're "hidden." Russia would get nothing by sharing info.
Wait: Trump's amazingly successful agenda, which has done more damage to the US and other nations than any administration in modern history? That agenda, goat roper?
September 17, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Wait: Trump's amazingly successful agenda, which has done more damage to the US and other nations than any administration in modern history? That agenda, goat roper?
He's still running HHS. Up your dosage.
Got two shots at the pharmacy today: the Go Fuck Yourself RFK Jr vaccine, and the Fuck Off RFK Jr You Evil Anti-Science Piece of Shit vaccine. Both very effective.
September 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM
He's still running HHS. Up your dosage.
I think you're too kind. He's Renfield with only 1/8 the intellect.
September 17, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I think you're too kind. He's Renfield with only 1/8 the intellect.
F*ck Polymarket and all who sail on her. Never quote shite. Hopefully the Democrats will do great, but using a betting site to prognosticate is feeding evil.
Yes, yes we will.
BREAKING: Democrats surge to record-high odds to sweep both chambers of Congress in the 2026 midterms.
59% chance.
59% chance.
September 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
F*ck Polymarket and all who sail on her. Never quote shite. Hopefully the Democrats will do great, but using a betting site to prognosticate is feeding evil.
Yeah, so, like, do you freakin' job.
The United States must not send 40,000 taxpayer-funded bombs to Netanyahu for his war on Gaza and Lebanon and on Iran. We must block the sale of these weapons now. #BlockTheBombs
September 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Yeah, so, like, do you freakin' job.
It will, thanks to you.
Yesterday I found this little buddy growing up the side of a piece of driftwood & I felt happy.
Life can be gutting, yet if you look for simple joy it doesn't feel quite as ominous.
I hope today you encounter something that causes a smile💕
#gratitude #bloomscrolling #photography #nature
Life can be gutting, yet if you look for simple joy it doesn't feel quite as ominous.
I hope today you encounter something that causes a smile💕
#gratitude #bloomscrolling #photography #nature
September 16, 2026 at 11:58 AM
It will, thanks to you.
Yep. Jimmy Buffett, may he rest on smooth seas, always tried to keep his concerts light and politics-free. But he was very political; a life-long Democrat and supporter of helping the folks who needed it most. Despite many Right Wing fans, he never compromised his beliefs. Gut up, Ed.
If you're on tour, and ALL of the anti-genocide musicians leave, you're on a pro-genocide tour.
September 16, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Yep. Jimmy Buffett, may he rest on smooth seas, always tried to keep his concerts light and politics-free. But he was very political; a life-long Democrat and supporter of helping the folks who needed it most. Despite many Right Wing fans, he never compromised his beliefs. Gut up, Ed.
And she has a totally cool name.
🏆 she’s the best
Rhea Seehorn of 'Pluribus' wins first Emmy for lead actress in a drama
September 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
And she has a totally cool name.
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Here's a thing: On Dolly's Rock Star album released just a couple of years ago, she does a duet with/Sheryl Crow on "You're No Good." At the end, Dolly says, "You're no good. And you never will be." I think I know who she's talking about. You should play it, mooks.
September 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Here's a thing: On Dolly's Rock Star album released just a couple of years ago, she does a duet with/Sheryl Crow on "You're No Good." At the end, Dolly says, "You're no good. And you never will be." I think I know who she's talking about. You should play it, mooks.
The smart plants will know any changes they make will be tossed in two years, and they'll have to retrofit everything. If they can be stopped or delayed in court as a huge number of lawsuits will sue the EPA, damage will be minimized. Same with anything else these vermin come up with.
Because trump doesn’t give AF about the future because he won’t be around when the consequences come to fruition.
What an Asshole
What an Asshole
September 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The smart plants will know any changes they make will be tossed in two years, and they'll have to retrofit everything. If they can be stopped or delayed in court as a huge number of lawsuits will sue the EPA, damage will be minimized. Same with anything else these vermin come up with.
Trump keeps saying he'll do things he can't do. He's been doing this his whole miserable life.
For someone who hates communism as much as he says he does, he sure doesn't understand jack shit about capitalism. (Yes, I know I could have stopped the sentence after "jack shit.")
Trump says he will cut off all trade entirely with "some nations" unless the Fed lowers interest rates
September 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Trump keeps saying he'll do things he can't do. He's been doing this his whole miserable life.
Hey man, it HAS to be a velvet painting of Elvis doing karate in his white suit or NO DEAL.
Anybody can promise shit they never have to deliver. Hell, vote for me and I’ll give you a puppy, a unicorn, a hand job and a velvet painting of a sad clown with a goddamn poodle.
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Don’t Spend Your Imaginary Five Grand All in One Place.
Fiscal Responsibility, My Fucking Ass.
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September 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Hey man, it HAS to be a velvet painting of Elvis doing karate in his white suit or NO DEAL.
ATTENTION YOUNG PEOPLE: If you've never listed to Peter, Paul and Mary you need to. Their music will calm, inspire, encourage, enrage, and generally build you soul.
THAT IS ALL.
THAT IS ALL.
September 13, 2026 at 1:43 PM
ATTENTION YOUNG PEOPLE: If you've never listed to Peter, Paul and Mary you need to. Their music will calm, inspire, encourage, enrage, and generally build you soul.
THAT IS ALL.
THAT IS ALL.
Oh No! Could it be that ZaPhooma the All-Together Magnificent may not be worthy to inherent my novelty float pen collection?
All I'm saying is be cautious if your adult children start saying you shouldn't rewrite your will to benefit a fictional character you met online.
September 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Oh No! Could it be that ZaPhooma the All-Together Magnificent may not be worthy to inherent my novelty float pen collection?