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pls don't add me unless you're an adult
DMs open ☺️ feel free to reach out !
@aaizoro.bsky.social gorl friend !
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@binkisbonkis.bsky.social
· Nov 1
It's the month of the scrimp 🦐
I wanted to re-do my intro after I saw how well people made theirs 👀
🦐 Astronomy
🦐 Pokemon
🦐 Retro & indie games
🦐 Cozy vibes
🦐 Programming
🦐 Card games (Magic and Pokemon)
🦐 Indie music & bops
🦐 D&D
🦐 Aquatic friends
Follow me if you'd like to be moots! ☺️
#promosky
I wanted to re-do my intro after I saw how well people made theirs 👀
🦐 Astronomy
🦐 Pokemon
🦐 Retro & indie games
🦐 Cozy vibes
🦐 Programming
🦐 Card games (Magic and Pokemon)
🦐 Indie music & bops
🦐 D&D
🦐 Aquatic friends
Follow me if you'd like to be moots! ☺️
#promosky
whenever I hear a car alarm go off near where i live i feel the Hitman detection bar start filling up above my head before i investigate
September 17, 2026 at 2:36 PM
whenever I hear a car alarm go off near where i live i feel the Hitman detection bar start filling up above my head before i investigate
for the amount of dishes banging around I used to hear as a kid, I don't think I've ever clanged around dishes as an adult
Same with hearing a bunch of stuff fall over for no reason
Same with hearing a bunch of stuff fall over for no reason
September 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
for the amount of dishes banging around I used to hear as a kid, I don't think I've ever clanged around dishes as an adult
Same with hearing a bunch of stuff fall over for no reason
Same with hearing a bunch of stuff fall over for no reason
I keep hearing a lot of stuff like "I've learned a lot about Canada because of recent events!"
And that's very good! Thank you! But also... It would have been nice if you knew *something* about your country's biggest ally before there was an existential threat for them?
And that's very good! Thank you! But also... It would have been nice if you knew *something* about your country's biggest ally before there was an existential threat for them?
September 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I keep hearing a lot of stuff like "I've learned a lot about Canada because of recent events!"
And that's very good! Thank you! But also... It would have been nice if you knew *something* about your country's biggest ally before there was an existential threat for them?
And that's very good! Thank you! But also... It would have been nice if you knew *something* about your country's biggest ally before there was an existential threat for them?
i wonder how the saxophone player in the song Low Rider feels that they just faded him out right after he started his solo
September 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i wonder how the saxophone player in the song Low Rider feels that they just faded him out right after he started his solo
"erm in commander i only do bracket 4-5, I don't *make* bad decks"
what i hear: "I haven't yet learned that filling a deck with a bunch of 2-card infinites feels samey, and my sole focus is winning over making an interesting play environment"
what i hear: "I haven't yet learned that filling a deck with a bunch of 2-card infinites feels samey, and my sole focus is winning over making an interesting play environment"
September 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM
"erm in commander i only do bracket 4-5, I don't *make* bad decks"
what i hear: "I haven't yet learned that filling a deck with a bunch of 2-card infinites feels samey, and my sole focus is winning over making an interesting play environment"
what i hear: "I haven't yet learned that filling a deck with a bunch of 2-card infinites feels samey, and my sole focus is winning over making an interesting play environment"
listen Slick, in this here mtg pod our lands tap for mana. We don't got no high tech Maze of Ith or Glacial Chasms in this part of town
September 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
listen Slick, in this here mtg pod our lands tap for mana. We don't got no high tech Maze of Ith or Glacial Chasms in this part of town
apparently im floridan, californian, from new york and from Hawaii (I've only lived in one area my whole life)
mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
September 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
apparently im floridan, californian, from new york and from Hawaii (I've only lived in one area my whole life)
mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
i never really understood pulling tarot cards until i realized im basically doing the same thing when i make a new Magic the Gathering deck and I'm just drawing test hands over and over giggling
September 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i never really understood pulling tarot cards until i realized im basically doing the same thing when i make a new Magic the Gathering deck and I'm just drawing test hands over and over giggling
mini golf places could literally put a sign with an arrow that says "the cool guy shot" and statistically increases your stroke count by 1, and everyone would go for it
August 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
mini golf places could literally put a sign with an arrow that says "the cool guy shot" and statistically increases your stroke count by 1, and everyone would go for it
had a mini dream where i chimed in on a conversation about a unicycle and went "unicycle? more like uni-BIKE" and then i woke up
August 30, 2026 at 3:06 PM
had a mini dream where i chimed in on a conversation about a unicycle and went "unicycle? more like uni-BIKE" and then i woke up
there's like a 20 minute prog rock song playing at the airport and i think it's cool but it's also hilarious how overstimulating it might be if somebody was late
August 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
there's like a 20 minute prog rock song playing at the airport and i think it's cool but it's also hilarious how overstimulating it might be if somebody was late
was checking my mail before leaving for the airport and all of my magic cards came in the mail im gonna be thinking about them the whole time LOL
August 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
was checking my mail before leaving for the airport and all of my magic cards came in the mail im gonna be thinking about them the whole time LOL
wordle like:
me: guesses "bench"
wordle: Nice try! unfortunately, what we were looking for was "benct"
me: guesses "bench"
wordle: Nice try! unfortunately, what we were looking for was "benct"
August 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
wordle like:
me: guesses "bench"
wordle: Nice try! unfortunately, what we were looking for was "benct"
me: guesses "bench"
wordle: Nice try! unfortunately, what we were looking for was "benct"
do u ever start to zone out scrolling and then ur like "wait did i like something that i should have read more clearly first"
August 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
do u ever start to zone out scrolling and then ur like "wait did i like something that i should have read more clearly first"
okay im terrified of spiders but some parts of that spider horror movie trailer were a bit goofy LOL like how did they collapse the ceiling of an elevator just by sitting on it
it still got me though i wouldn't watch the trailer again lol
it still got me though i wouldn't watch the trailer again lol
August 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
okay im terrified of spiders but some parts of that spider horror movie trailer were a bit goofy LOL like how did they collapse the ceiling of an elevator just by sitting on it
it still got me though i wouldn't watch the trailer again lol
it still got me though i wouldn't watch the trailer again lol
i have magic cards in the mail when will they return from the war
August 25, 2026 at 10:34 PM
i have magic cards in the mail when will they return from the war
tfw ur last few years feel like they blur together but then u think of something that happened a year ago and go "what that felt like FOREVER ago!"
August 25, 2026 at 1:57 AM
tfw ur last few years feel like they blur together but then u think of something that happened a year ago and go "what that felt like FOREVER ago!"
i keep forgetting to close Dark Souls so it looks like I've been on Ornstein and Smough for 15 hours
August 23, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i keep forgetting to close Dark Souls so it looks like I've been on Ornstein and Smough for 15 hours
i wanna have a big event planned and hire an impersonator for a month to learn my mannerisms exactly and then they pretend to be me dressed as a wizard causing a ruckus and then I walk in and shoo them away
August 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
i wanna have a big event planned and hire an impersonator for a month to learn my mannerisms exactly and then they pretend to be me dressed as a wizard causing a ruckus and then I walk in and shoo them away
im realizing that if Kingdom Hearts ever went into an anime and Goofy found a straw hat, he would DEFINITELY put it on and go "hey guys check it out! I'm Monkey D Goofy!"
@aaizoro.bsky.social if luffy was a kingdom hearts character would he be monkey D Goofy
August 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
im realizing that if Kingdom Hearts ever went into an anime and Goofy found a straw hat, he would DEFINITELY put it on and go "hey guys check it out! I'm Monkey D Goofy!"
@aaizoro.bsky.social if luffy was a kingdom hearts character would he be monkey D Goofy
August 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
@aaizoro.bsky.social if luffy was a kingdom hearts character would he be monkey D Goofy
u know not all games need to be live service theres a good market for a game that u can just open after 3 years and go "oh yea this was fun"
August 21, 2026 at 9:48 PM
u know not all games need to be live service theres a good market for a game that u can just open after 3 years and go "oh yea this was fun"
just saying if ur playing second fiddle u still made it into the band so good job
August 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
just saying if ur playing second fiddle u still made it into the band so good job
elden ring really puts u into the character of a hollow entity living a cursed existence by teleporting you to an endgame area at level 1 before you can level up
August 21, 2026 at 5:08 AM
elden ring really puts u into the character of a hollow entity living a cursed existence by teleporting you to an endgame area at level 1 before you can level up
they say that dogs are man's best friend, but y'know if you look st the internet, cats are definitely man's best *trend*
August 21, 2026 at 5:02 AM
they say that dogs are man's best friend, but y'know if you look st the internet, cats are definitely man's best *trend*