The year is 2036. It was the last stand of the resistance and those who remain uncaptured scatter to the wind.
"Liberty Biberty demands your fealty," your captor says.
"Do your worst," you growl through bloody gritted teeth.
Your penis is extruded through your butthole.
"Liberty Biberty demands your fealty," your captor says.
"Do your worst," you growl through bloody gritted teeth.
Your penis is extruded through your butthole.
October 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The year is 2036. It was the last stand of the resistance and those who remain uncaptured scatter to the wind.
"Liberty Biberty demands your fealty," your captor says.
"Do your worst," you growl through bloody gritted teeth.
Your penis is extruded through your butthole.
"Liberty Biberty demands your fealty," your captor says.
"Do your worst," you growl through bloody gritted teeth.
Your penis is extruded through your butthole.
Blessed are the Doritos, for they shall inherit the earth
October 14, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Blessed are the Doritos, for they shall inherit the earth
Like Joan of Arc, god has granted me visions of victory against liberty biberty
October 14, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Like Joan of Arc, god has granted me visions of victory against liberty biberty
God will not forgive us for liberty biberty
October 14, 2026 at 11:38 AM
God will not forgive us for liberty biberty
Push up jock strap
October 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Push up jock strap
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The mugger has taken my wallet, raising questions about his respect for property rights
March 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The mugger has taken my wallet, raising questions about his respect for property rights
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the munsters are in violation of their HOA
October 12, 2026 at 7:41 PM
the munsters are in violation of their HOA
My conservative friends: those goddamn blue hairs
Me, a leftist: those goddamn blue hairs
Me, a leftist: those goddamn blue hairs
October 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
My conservative friends: those goddamn blue hairs
Me, a leftist: those goddamn blue hairs
Me, a leftist: those goddamn blue hairs
Wacky inflatable arm waving tube man thing but it's also some kind of incomprehensible cosmic deity demanding worship and we just aren't getting the point
October 11, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Wacky inflatable arm waving tube man thing but it's also some kind of incomprehensible cosmic deity demanding worship and we just aren't getting the point
Nah, I can't go out, I gotta get up for work next month
October 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Nah, I can't go out, I gotta get up for work next month
Should've gone to sleep four years ago
October 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Should've gone to sleep four years ago
You pick me up and as you do so, I also pick you up. We use this exploit to leave Earth's atmosphere and become spacemen
October 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
You pick me up and as you do so, I also pick you up. We use this exploit to leave Earth's atmosphere and become spacemen
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Love those animals whose names are what they do.
Like fly or squirrel or duck. Marmoset.
Like fly or squirrel or duck. Marmoset.
October 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Love those animals whose names are what they do.
Like fly or squirrel or duck. Marmoset.
Like fly or squirrel or duck. Marmoset.
*summoning my paycheck by singing a song to it like it's a dora the explorer character
October 7, 2026 at 11:03 AM
*summoning my paycheck by singing a song to it like it's a dora the explorer character
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Yeah yeah yeah breaking the fourth wall how about you break down some walls and let me in, pal
October 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Yeah yeah yeah breaking the fourth wall how about you break down some walls and let me in, pal
Geralt of Trivia
October 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Geralt of Trivia
*Eminem wakes up in a cold sweat*
"Marshall, what is it?"
"The kids...they were..
Rhyming... I couldn't stop them... I couldn't protect them..."
"Marshall, what is it?"
"The kids...they were..
Rhyming... I couldn't stop them... I couldn't protect them..."
October 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
*Eminem wakes up in a cold sweat*
"Marshall, what is it?"
"The kids...they were..
Rhyming... I couldn't stop them... I couldn't protect them..."
"Marshall, what is it?"
"The kids...they were..
Rhyming... I couldn't stop them... I couldn't protect them..."
Bro out here door dashing in a WRX and I can here the muffler for 5 miles
October 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Bro out here door dashing in a WRX and I can here the muffler for 5 miles
Why is it tooth brush and not teeth brush. When is it ever in contact with one single tooth
October 4, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Why is it tooth brush and not teeth brush. When is it ever in contact with one single tooth
*looking at the comments section of an article about making daylight savings time permanent*
Random old man: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!!!
Random old man: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!!!
October 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
*looking at the comments section of an article about making daylight savings time permanent*
Random old man: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!!!
Random old man: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!!!!
"Sorry, I think I was being a mysoginist to your cat"
"You were, but it's fine"
"You were, but it's fine"
October 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
"Sorry, I think I was being a mysoginist to your cat"
"You were, but it's fine"
"You were, but it's fine"
"on a bender" but it's just depression and not taking care of myself
October 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
"on a bender" but it's just depression and not taking care of myself