saskatchewan potato utility (redux)
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"Teenagers should be allowed to trick or treat!" Of course. But why stop there? Why aren't elderly people trick or treating? Why am I not getting 80-year-old ghouls and ghosties at my door? Why aren't there tombstone-shaped Werthers?
October 31, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"Teenagers should be allowed to trick or treat!" Of course. But why stop there? Why aren't elderly people trick or treating? Why am I not getting 80-year-old ghouls and ghosties at my door? Why aren't there tombstone-shaped Werthers?
I don't need Lactaid because I consume dairy with a pure heart
March 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I don't need Lactaid because I consume dairy with a pure heart
You can always tell when you get to the right gate for a flight to Regina because of the dire sartorial circumstances
March 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You can always tell when you get to the right gate for a flight to Regina because of the dire sartorial circumstances
You've got to hand it to Tim Hortons. They know how to make a truly disgusting breakfast sandwich.
March 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
You've got to hand it to Tim Hortons. They know how to make a truly disgusting breakfast sandwich.
I think we should step aside and allow the wild hogs to have their time
March 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think we should step aside and allow the wild hogs to have their time
BRAVE: This relatively young woman has accepted her gruesome fate!
March 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
BRAVE: This relatively young woman has accepted her gruesome fate!
Imagine the fire department shows up to put out your house fire but instead you watch them burn to death in a lithium battery fire in their own truck
March 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Imagine the fire department shows up to put out your house fire but instead you watch them burn to death in a lithium battery fire in their own truck
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People always want to talk about how a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim but that's ancient history. I do believe that a single box of Kraft Dinner would kill King Charles right fucking now.
I spend a pretty significant amount of time wondering if various cultural elites have ever eaten Kraft Dinner
December 29, 2024 at 3:50 AM
People always want to talk about how a single sour patch kid would kill a pilgrim but that's ancient history. I do believe that a single box of Kraft Dinner would kill King Charles right fucking now.
My Heart Will Go On on the dance mix is a recession indicator
March 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
My Heart Will Go On on the dance mix is a recession indicator
Gotta start writing again so I can tell people who ask that I'm a journalist instead of the excruciatingly boring actual answer
March 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Gotta start writing again so I can tell people who ask that I'm a journalist instead of the excruciatingly boring actual answer
"What stage of capitalism is this?" It's all the same capitalism buddy
March 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"What stage of capitalism is this?" It's all the same capitalism buddy
People are understandably focused on the CPC's sharp decline in popularity but there's an equally interesting story in the apparent total collapse of the NDP. It is WILD that there doesn't seem to be any push from the party to turf Singh, who is pretty obviously unable to meet this moment.
March 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
People are understandably focused on the CPC's sharp decline in popularity but there's an equally interesting story in the apparent total collapse of the NDP. It is WILD that there doesn't seem to be any push from the party to turf Singh, who is pretty obviously unable to meet this moment.
Jim Farney retire bitch
March 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Jim Farney retire bitch
THIS ISN'T FUCKING TRUE. Nearly SEVENTY PERCENT of people in Saskatchewan live in urban areas. That's a lower percentage than most provinces (except Manitoba, which does not get this same treatment, despite having very similar demographics as SK) but it's still an overwhelming majority!
March 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
THIS ISN'T FUCKING TRUE. Nearly SEVENTY PERCENT of people in Saskatchewan live in urban areas. That's a lower percentage than most provinces (except Manitoba, which does not get this same treatment, despite having very similar demographics as SK) but it's still an overwhelming majority!
This is what no class analysis does to a motherfucker
"it's wrong to expect the former president to do emotional labor" hello? where am i
March 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is what no class analysis does to a motherfucker
I think that for the period of the election, every candidate running should be compelled to live like the poorest Canadians while still attempting to do their job. Your personal budget is now the the monthly cost of welfare in your riding and your apartment is whatever you can afford on that.
March 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I think that for the period of the election, every candidate running should be compelled to live like the poorest Canadians while still attempting to do their job. Your personal budget is now the the monthly cost of welfare in your riding and your apartment is whatever you can afford on that.
The Westminster System understanders have logged on
March 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Westminster System understanders have logged on
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If you must get addicted to something try to get addicted to something they sell at the gas station or your life is going to be a pain in the ass
March 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you must get addicted to something try to get addicted to something they sell at the gas station or your life is going to be a pain in the ass
I think this bird wants to fight me
March 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I think this bird wants to fight me
My guess is there are more fascists in the Canadian military than the US military
March 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My guess is there are more fascists in the Canadian military than the US military
These people are worse than the ones who bought their teslas yesterday because they want to have their Nazi car and also be considered virtuous and good
I walked by a Tesla today and this is what was written on the window
March 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
These people are worse than the ones who bought their teslas yesterday because they want to have their Nazi car and also be considered virtuous and good
Imagine seeing this young man and not thinking "I should take a picture"
March 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Imagine seeing this young man and not thinking "I should take a picture"
I engaged my uncle to catsit while I'm on vacation because he lives a block from me but unfortunately this means that the cats are being watched by someone who will not send me pictures
March 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I engaged my uncle to catsit while I'm on vacation because he lives a block from me but unfortunately this means that the cats are being watched by someone who will not send me pictures